Seven Khajiits on A Mission

[alonakiin121]

Na'veera and the boyssss

[the-clout-district]

Normally id post my elder scrolls related stuff to my cottagecore blog(@khajiitfarmer) but imma post it here uwu

Her name is ma'raji and shes an alchemist and baker! Her bakery is called 'The Kneadery' and she has the best biscuits in all of tamriel! She was born in Elsweyr but her family moved over to Skyrim for some different opportunities! (Truthfully i don't know much about Elsweyr but i know that there is desert and also tropical forests so i dont know if that's good for growing crops but who knows!) Also since skyrim was my first elder scrolls game i wanted to make her live in skyrim ^^ she lives near falkreath specifically! Shes also a devotee of Dibella!

[alonakiin121]

God she's a cutie pie and i love her very mcuh

[rookie009]

My Altmer!Dragonborn with her beloved Lydia & Serana relaxing with a fascinating thesis done by @nanihoosartblog

[astraldemise]

[alonakiin121]

haha sure has been awhile

anyways na'veera is still in the friendzone

[big-dovahkiin-energy]

you stole a horse to go get inigo after a couple quests. i left whiterun to burn and walked all the way to riften fresh outta helgen. we are not the same

[artist-rat]

got emotional over good old times (i.e. my first skyrim playthrough) when i immediately took lydia with me on adventures and just never sent her away

[mazzii]

May: Hey Inigo, look what I got!

Inigo: hm? What is it?

May: Mehrunes Razor! Isn't it awesome?!

Inigo: ᵒʰ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ⁿᵒ

[dnesilverwings]

[mainflopgirl]

[daedric-prince-of-pasta]

Wholesome Serana Hours

[daedric-prince-of-pasta]

Can’t wait for this mod to be updated

[daedric-prince-of-pasta]

Some Fahlmund

[daedric-prince-of-pasta]

@doublebadger @essythewolf thank you for the lovely tags

[stormheart-warden-deactivated20]

What Your Favorite Skyrim Ship Says About You (DB Focused)

(Idea taken from @doubleca5t)

DB / Lydia = You either love bickering married couples or you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being “Sworn to carry your burden” DB / Uthgerd = You want a gf who can kick your ass DB / Mjoll = You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of stealing somebody’s girl. DB / Camilla = You know what’s better ONE guy getting cucked? TWO guys getting cucked. DB / Serena = Todd Howard owes you for emotional damages DB / Frea = You either want a gf who can kick your ass OR you want to make lydia jealous.

CIVIL WAR

DB / Ralof = You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of almost being executed together. DB / Ulfric Stormcloak = You’re one of those people who obsess over the “I can change him!” concept. Or you have daddy issues. DB / Galmar = You REALLY want to fuck dads. DB / Hadvar = You are firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being ordered around while gagged. DB / Tulius = I can’t say for sure if you want to fuck dads, but you do want to fuck father figures. DB / Rikke = You are a lesbian with a strong interest towards uniforms.

COLLEGE OF WINTERHOLD

DB / Breylna = You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of disaster lesbian DB / J’zargo = You are a furry DB / Onmund = You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of moving away to college and ignoring your family’s backwards views.

COMPANIONS DB / Aela = You want a gf who can kick your ass AND you’re a furry DB / Farkas = You are really into himbos DB / Vilkas = You like muscle men but you cannot stand the “morosexual” meme.

DARK BROTHERHOOD

DB / Astrid = You think Astrid did nothing wrong. DB / Cicero = You think Astrid did everything wrong. DB / Nazir = You don’t understand why anyone would be interested in some clown when you have a perfectly good sarcastic asshole right there.

THIEVES’ GUILD

DB / Brynjolf = You either A) want to fuck dads B) are horny for the scottish or C) are 90% of tumblr. Or all 3. DB / Karliah = You want a gf that can steal your wallet and step on you DB / Vex = You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting bullied.

[alonakiin121]

This post really just called out my family issues with Onmund's wtf

[agentspersonal-blog]

I care more about Inigo than most actual real people.

[dnesilverwings]

[anachronic-cobra]

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

[alexyquest]

Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science

[udunie]

Had to check this out on wikipedia at least and boy was that a ride

[atepa09]

SCIENCE!

[not-a-bot-i-swear-deactivated20]

Just so you guys know. Hysterical strength is basically your body not holding back and going %100 though there is a great danger of you hurting yourself or breaking something since your ignoring pain and going %100. There was a case where a kid deadlifted a car to save a sibling but,cracked 8 of his teeth during it because he was clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst you can lift a car or fight off polar bears. Your probably going to break something. Because most of the time when we are “giving our all” we are only giving a fraction of what we could give and this is because if we truly give our all we can seriously injure ourselves.

[celestial-naiad]

This is literally an explanation of Deku and his abilities with One For All.

[such-justice-wow]

Humans naturally hold back because our muscles have enough strength to rip themselves apart

[thathealeygirl]

STOP GIVING THE ALIENS REASONS NOT TO VISIT.

[salamencerobot]

@celestial-naiad the whole one million percent smash was actually hysterical strength, according to horikoshi.

on an unrelated note, did you know that if all the muscles in your back clenched at once your spine would shatter? have fun!!

[celestial-naiad]

Thats a horrifying and empowering thought at the same time.

[silent-calling]

Also: when you are sufficiently electrocuted and “thrown back” what is actually happening is your muscles contracting so hard and fast you essentially fling yourself away from the dangerous thing.

[jadensilver]

This is the same stuff that stops you from biting off your own fingers and whatnot. Our brains just say ‘no, don’t,’ whenever we try to do some dumbass shit, until we reach the point where it’s either do the dumbass shit or die/watch someone else die. I think it’s really cool though that we can shut off this function for others than ourselves. It shows a lot how we truly are social creatures at our core, that we don’t just do this when it’s our own body that might die, but for others in our community as well. 

[sindri42]

This is why a zombie would be extremely terrifying for a short period, and then neutralize itself. No fear and no pain means it could rip apart the gates to your fortress with its bare hands, but it would tear its arms or break its back in the process and never do anything very dangerous again.

This also means that anybody with a magical super-healing power would essentially get super strength out of the mix for free if they could get past the psychological limitations. That’s probably what makes vampires so strong; they don’t actually put out any more force than a normal human but they repair any damage they take in the process almost instantly.

[hungarianmudkip69]

@krunchy-tuna why would you hide this hilarious comment in the tags

[anachronic-cobra]

Aight I know I’m OP but I gotta reblog for appreciation of that comment

[emi--rose]

Petition to rename opisthotonus “auto-yeet”