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[ID: a photo of Skyrim’s quest interface, with the title “Mara’s Check-In: I’ve been asked to complete a series of tasks in order to receive Mara’s blessing.” and following list of objectives: Take your medication, brush your teeth, eat something, take a short walk outside, and have a nap. The last two objectives are marked as optional. /end ID]

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im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

han-j1

Who names their character Susan

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I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

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floralasshat

I recently watched a friend play with this exact pack of mods.

Truly a magical time.

teathattast

The fact that this is real is crazy I thought it was just an edit. You all lead such interesting lives

what-even-is-thiss

So there’s those people in Skyrim with the disease that lets them do a poisonous projectile vomit attack. I recently learned that mechanically in game it’s actually a dragon shout and you can actually give it to your character with console commands. The player isn’t meant to have this Shout though.

Anyways I love the Shout description

The great words of power Blech Blargh Blarlch. You feel very sick.

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

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I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

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quinnactually

the disappearance of the dwemer

esdithequeen

I wanted to spend a bit more time in Live2D so I've been making this Rijha model as practice. She not finished yet, but behold everyone's favourite catgirl dragonborn brought to life!

death-420

you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin

nukaposting

lydia-skyrim

My thane I've hired this Khajiit to stare at you.

psiioniic-exe

I am literally paarthurnax 🙄

'What is better, to be born good? Or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?'

My bpd ass going to therapy 2ce a week and practicing my silly little coping skills and acknowledging my wrongdoings(trying to...) and apologizing when i upset someone even tho it makes me feel bitter and salty in the moment:

dogpuppy

Imma be real w u 😭 i dont think i like any of the faction questlines in skrim 😭😭

I like the thieves guild kinda, but mostly i like the nightingale armor and brynjolf, but i dislike how buggy it tends to be ESPECIALLY after beating the main quests(or maybe its just me forever)

And the bards college has the potential to have my heart but like. I cant play the instruments? So bro... whats the poooiiinntttt let me be a little musical kitty!! Let me run around skyrim w my lute and drum and jam tf out with everyone i meet!!

I also dislike the 'responsibility' of being the leader of the faction(s) aaaa like. I hate that i get the title of leader but theres nothing to do as leader so to me its pointless and silly but also i have having authoritative titlessss!!! Even if its only 'technically'

#elder scrolls #skyrim #btw: skrim is my personal inside joke name for skyrim