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eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

thesevenumbrellas

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

#the parent trap #you could do that in the 90s

deathcastlvr2

hanging out with family is sooo weird. what do I say to you

#me with all my cousins lmao #and my brother kind of #love being me:)#about me

lesbian-toddhoward

im going to fucking die

tigerleggies-deactivated2019121

I will reblog this ever damn time I see it because it is my favorite thing anyone has ever made

slimescholar

one of the Disco Elysium animators loved this video so much he recreated the whole thing using the game’s character models

no I’m not making this up

#it found its way back on my dash again #after all these years #iconic video #casey frey #video

ferrettaur

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

kikmessenger

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

kikmessenger

skips a stone over a few posts

limitedseries

Hacks— “Montecito” (5.07)

#hacks

divorcedwife

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

divorcedwife

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

#taureau aka a type of cow #thanks #inthetags

90s-kid-sad-adult

#hacks

anarchopuppy

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

#i’m so mad they’re about to make a sequel to the parent trap #should be illegal after 5+ years

buckysknifecollection

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.