Alpha

I'm Alphashadow or Alpha. I am a demon. All I mostly do is enjoy sinning and good food. I hope we can get along. 

[gay-on-purpose]

Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

[girlslashers]

having fun

[demilypyro]

I like to think everybody just refers to 621 as they in AC6 cause 621 just never says anything on voice and never turns on their camera so the characters just have no way of inferring gender whatsoever and have to make do. Like even when you accept missions and answer questions you're just sending discord messages like

[spacecaptainglow]

what if it's all through thumbs up/thumbs down emojis and such

[demilypyro]

Iguazu: FUCK YOU FREELANCER!!!!!!

621:

[paxamericana]

my one superpower is that i can instantly tell when someone who doesn’t use the word “ya’ll” in their day-to-day speech starts using it to be sanctimonious and folksy on the internet

[sorrelchestnut]

i can tell you don’t either OP or you’d put the apostrophe in “y'all” where it fucking belongs

[mama-germany]

Now that’s a fuckin callout

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[dotty-literati]

Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.

[st-just]

@rox-and-prose

[locusustus]

[slipstreamborne]

[couch-house]

[milksshrimp]

gold

[hustlerose]

i can teach you

[alm0sthere]

t-teach me.. what??

[hustlerose]

[notcayleb]

[grox]

[wayneradiotv]

[mouseleygraham]

anyway. back to bisexuality

[dghehzdehfzjk]

[tomba2]

[tomba2]

everyone keeps tagging this as food but it’s actually. motor oil

[09wooglenotabutt09]

[otterbf-deactivated20180205]

oooo its the fuckin wizard

[emotion-deluxe]

No offense but where are the male porn bots

[calellon]

..and where are all the gods?

[tokentrans]

where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

[laylamva]

Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

[glassmirrormask]

Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need

[sarakouda]

I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥

[emotion-deluxe]

Can someone PLEASE answer my question

[mistreil]

mistreil (moon bunny ver.)