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his name was alex pretti.
alex pretti was a us citizen and a nurse, someone whose entire job was literally to keep people alive. he was filming, trying to help, trying to de-escalate and border patrol agents tackled him, pepper-sprayed him, pinned him down, and shot him multiple times in seconds.
i know i’m not from the us, but i have a lot of people here who are. people who live there, people who are close to it, people who are affected by this every single day. and honestly? what is happening there disgusts me.
they tried to rewrite the story, but the videos exist. the truth exists. this was state violence, a man murdered by the same system that claims it’s about “security.”
and before anyone says “why do you care if you’re not american”: because injustice doesn’t need a passport and silence helps the people pulling the trigger.
fuck ice. fuck police brutality. fuck trump.
chronic em-dash overuser and I will not apologize !! understanding punctuation marks does not imply AI use 100% of the time! some people just paid attention in school and/or read a lot <3
mad as hell that I have to work this morning because why is everything FROZEN )))))): went to open my car door and my GLOVE GOT STUCK TO THE ICE ON MY CAR AND IT WOULDNT COME OFF
sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar
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The smoke is what finally forces you to pull over.
You reach for your phone, eyes fixed on the thin gray plume curling up from beneath the hood of your small, and very chic, car.
“Unbelievable,” you mutter under your breath.
You call your dad, pacing along the shoulder while the phone rings. It takes three tries before he answers, and you swear you can hear the sigh before he even speaks.
“What is it now, sweetheart?”
“Dad,” you pout, gaze still glued to the hood. “There’s smoke coming out of my baby.”
He walks you through a few things to try, but nothing changes. Just when you’re starting to panic, he pauses, then mentions a garage nearby, someone he trusts to handle it properly.
The moment you step inside the building, you feel out of place. The air smells like oil and metal, and the sounds are unfamiliar. Still, you swallow your discomfort for the sake of your car.
“Hello?” you call out, arms folding around yourself.
A woman slides out from under a car, hair pulled back into a messy bun, freckles bright against her skin. She wipes her hands on a rag before looking you over. The second her eyes meet yours, a nervous warmth spreads through your chest.
“Hi,” she says. “What can I help you with?”
You hold her gaze a beat too long. “I think my car’s broken,” you manage to let out.
She nods and cleans her hands again. “Mind if I take a look?”
Anywhere you want, actually—You immediately cringe at the thought and clear your throat. “Uh—yeah. Sure.”
Outside, she crouches by your car, pops the hood, and leans in. You watch her hands move with practiced ease, like she knows exactly what she’s searching for.
“You drive it hard?” she asks without looking up.
You scoff. “Absolutely not. She’s delicate.”
She hums, something like amusement in the sound. “Right.”
She straightens and finally really looks at you.
“I’m Ellie, by the way” she says. You tell her yours. “Alright,” she says calmly. “Let’s see what we’re dealing with.”
An hour passes. Then two.
You’re perched on a stool near the workbench, pretending to scroll through your phone while sneaking glances at her. Ellie explains things without talking down to you, occasionally glancing over like she’s checking you’re still there.
“So,” you say lightly, “do you always make first-time customers wait this long?”
She doesn’t look up. “Only when the problem’s stubborn.”
You smile. “Is it?”
She pauses, then glances at you, a small smile clinging onto her lips. “I don't mind the company.”
There it is. Definitely flirting.
You lean back, emboldened. “Careful there.”
Ellie snorts softly. She finishes up a couple of minutes later, hands you the keys, and explains the fix. When you thank her, she nods like it’s no big deal, and as you grab your wallet from your purse to pay, she shakes her head, shrugging and smiling about how this time it was on her.
You’re back two days later.
This time it’s something about ‘a noise.’
Ellie listens patiently. “You hear it now?”
You tilt your head, both of you well aware there’s no noise to worry about. “No.”
She stares at you for a second, then sighs, amused. “Pop the hood.”
She fixes it in fifteen minutes, but keeps you there for two hours.
You talk about nothing important. Music, food, how your dad swears by her garage. Ellie’s calm never wavers, but she starts smiling more when you talk.
By the second week, she greets you by name.
“Car acting up again?” she asks.
You grin. “You tell me.”
She shakes her head, and your belly flips, a normal thing that has been happening a lot when you’re around her.
Finally, one quiet afternoon, Ellie leans against the workbench and looks at you carefully when you walk in, a sheepish smile on your glossy lips.
“Hey,” she says. “You don’t actually need your car checked today, do you?”
You open your mouth, close it, and then shrug. “No.”
She nods once. “Okay.” A beat. “Then maybe,” she adds, “I could take you out instead.” Your heart jumps. “Dinner,” she continues. “Tonight?”
You grin. “Deal.”
Ellie smiles back.
The familiar bell over the garage door jingles as you kick it shut behind you.
“Baaabe,” you call out, already breathless, arms overloaded with glossy shopping bags that bump against your legs. “You are not going to believe the day I’ve had—”
Your girlfriend’s bent over an open hood, grease-streaked forearms flexing as she works a stubborn bolt loose with a hex wrench. An old Aerosmith song murmurs from the radio, barely louder than the fan humming in the corner. She doesn’t look up, but the corner of her mouth lifts anyway.
You drop the bags with an exaggerated thud beside the tool bench.
“Okay—no—listen,” you go on, words spilling out as you pace toward her. “Because whoever decided fitting room lighting should be that aggressive deserves prison. Like, maximum security. I still looked incredible, obviously, but that’s not the point—”
Ellie hums, leaning further over the hood, shoulders rising and falling slowly. She looks tired, but comfortable. You step right into her space, reaching up automatically to smooth back the damp strands of hair clinging to her forehead.
“Babe,” you pout, manicured fingers cupping her cheek. “The woman at that new shop? She was so mean to me and Debbie.”
That finally gets her attention. Ellie tilts her head into your palm, eyes soft, steady on your face. “Yeah?” she says calmly. “What’d she do?”
“Her tone, El!”
Ellie exhales a quiet laugh through her nose. “What a bitch.”
You huff in agreement. “I know, right?”
She straightens just enough to look at you properly, grease and sweat and all, and still like you’re the prettiest thing she’s seen all day. Which, to her, you are.
“So,” she asks, voice full of love, “what did you buy, baby?”
Your whole expression changes. Brightens. You lean in and press a quick kiss to the bridge of her nose, already gearing up.
“Okay, first of all—shoes. Then some super cute pajamas with matching slippers. A pair of skirts and a dress, and some makeup I needed. And—” you lower your voice dramatically, “—I have a surprise for you tonight when you come home.”
That does it. Ellie’s hands slide to your hips, firm and familiar, thumbs pressing in just slightly. The exhaustion in her face fades, replaced by something much more awake. Focused entirely on you.
“Yeah?” she murmurs.
“Yep,” you say, batting your lashes playfully.
She studies you for a second, calm as ever. Then she leans in and smacks a soft kiss to your lips.
By the time the sun sets, Ellie’s still moving around the garage, restless. You glance up from your magazine and smirk when you catch the faint smear of pink gloss on her lips.
“You shouldn’t work this much,” you say, flipping the page.
She doesn’t even look up. “Then who’s gonna pay for your daily shopping trips?”
You roll your eyes, though your mouth curves around a smile. It’s hard not to stare. Ellie’s ditched her shirt, arms and stomach on full display, skin slick with sweat and streaked with grease. Your patience’s running low with every tick from the hanging clock.
“What if—”
“No.”
You scoff. “I didn’t even finish!”
Ellie finally looks over, calm as ever. “Didn’t need to.”
You huff, shifting in your seat. “What do I have to do to change your mind?”
She shrugs, infuriatingly relaxed. “Gotta call Jesse about work.”
“Why can’t you do that at home?” you push.
Her eyebrow lifts just slightly. Instead of answering, she walks over to her desk, grabs her phone, and pats her thigh once.
“C’mere,” she says. “You can sit with me while I finish up.”
You narrow your eyes, arms crossing as you debate, clearly displeased at how quickly she turned the tables, but also very aware of how good that offer sounds. After a second, you sigh and give in.
“Thought so,” Ellie murmurs as you settle onto her lap. “Not so hard, right?”
Her arm wraps around you easily. “Now just sit there and look pretty while I handle this. Think you can manage that for me?”
You rest your temple against her shoulder and hum, satisfied.
The call lasts an hour and thirty-eight minutes. You know because you counted.
When Ellie finally hangs up, your limbs are useless, melted from the steady rhythm of her hand moving up and down your back, and the soft kisses pressed into your hair. Even though she knows you’re still awake, she lifts you anyway effortlessly, and carries you out to the car like you weigh nothing at all.
She buckles you in, loads the shopping bags into the trunk, then ducks back inside for her things.
And when she finally drives home, one hand stays on your thigh the whole way.
At the apartment, Ellie doesn’t even pretend to set you down.
She kicks the door shut behind her and carries you straight inside, arms tucked securely beneath your knees and back. You laugh softly, fingers curling into her hoodie.
“You know I can walk.”
“I know,” she says, calm, fond. “But I don’t want you to.”
She sets you on the bathroom counter and immediately reaches for your cleanser, and although she’s done it a thousand times before, your heart still flipped at the thought of Ellie remembering your whole silly night routine.
“Eyes closed,” she murmurs.
You obey, smiling when she leans in to kiss your forehead once she’s done.
“Okay,” she says. “Go get comfy.”
While Ellie heads to the kitchen, you fill the tub for her. You light a candle and fold a couple of towels and her pajamas for her.
Once you make your way back into the kitchen, Ellie’s at the stove, sleeves rolled up. You slip your arms around her waist from behind, resting your cheek against her back.
“There’s a bath waiting for you, my knight in shining armor,” you whisper.
Ellie exhales slowly, leaning back into you. One of her hands comes up to rest over yours. “Yeah?” she says softly.
“Mm-hm. Exactly how you like it.”
She tilts her head just enough to brush a kiss against your temple. “You’re spoiling me. Y’know it’s supposed to be the other way around,”
You smile. “That’s silly. Now go enjoy it, okay?”
“Only if you join me.” Ellie turns, wraps her arms around you, and presses a lingering kiss to your lips. “And after we eat.”
Your eyes shine with mischief as you whisper a small okay.
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onlyfans, porn and the “modern” exploitation of women
people often say prostitution and sex work are “the oldest jobs in humanity.” well, prostitution is the oldest job in humanity because the female body has been seen as a desirable inferior since the beginning of time. at some point, a man realized he could exploit that desirability to profit from other men and found a golden goose.
the female body has always been a reflection of the political era it exists in as i said in my prior piece: its rights, its clothing, its power are always shaped by whatever the current system thinks of women. prostitutes are some of the most violently treated women in history, not because they are “bad” women but because society has never respected a woman whose profit comes from something men consume in secret but shame in public.
this is not a coincidence; it comes from the same mindset that created what is known as the madonna-whore complex. if you don’t know what that is, it’s basically how many men can’t see a woman as a full sexual human being. she is either a “whore” (someone he uses sexually but never respects) or a “virgin” (someone he respects, but with whom he can never be fully sexual).
not too many years ago, it was normalized that men would lose their virginity with a prostitute so they wouldn’t be “inexperienced” when being with a woman. meanwhile, women were told to “wait for someone special” or to only have sex if they were “truly in love.” both extremes are wrong—they are just two opposite cages.
society sees men as the ones who desire, and women as the desirable thing. that’s why wlw is sexualized by men and mlm is rejected by them. that’s also why men “befriend” only attractive women, because they don’t believe unattractive women are worthy of their attention if they can’t sexually desire them. even when they are “friends,” the filter of desirability is there.
then came the internet: same exploitation, different format
"normal" prostitution has decreased not because society respects women more but because the internet found “easier,” cheaper, and less dangerous ways to profit from sexual access to women. porn sites, onlyfans, camming, sex chats, “online girlfriends,” and etc turned the same exploitation into something with a ring light and a pretty social media feed.
a wave of liberal feminism tried to sell onlyfans as empowerment: a way for women to be their own bosses and “get money directly from men.” i absolutely agree that every woman has the right to do whatever she wants with her body, but that’s not the problem. the problem is the system these platforms are built on and who truly profits from them.
everybody heard about the sophie rain controversy—her “virgin” marketing, her childlike manners, millions made from men who clearly want to sexualize girls. and let’s not even start with the bonnie blue controversy. the amount of disgust is endless.
another disturbing part of this industry is how normalized childlike behavior has become. a huge portion of creators perform as “innocent,” “dumb,” hairless, naive girls, dressing in school-like clothes, speaking in baby voices, acting confused on purpose—and it’s all designed to attract grown men who are very openly turned on by things that resemble children.
these platforms profit from pedophilic desire disguised as “fantasies.” most bodies shown in mainstream porn are completely hairless, most scenes are unprotected sex, and the performers are already young but somehow act even younger. the industry markets sexual exploitation like it’s just another aesthetic: “young,” “barely legal,” “innocent,” “small,” “submissive.” women must sell girlhood to survive a marketplace built on male sickness.
these creators are extremely young—18 to maybe 25. they sell onlyfans as a “fun, easy way to make money,” but only 5% of women make real profit and most of those women are already privileged.
meanwhile, millions of women who never chose sex work as an “option” still face it as their only way to survive. the “glamorization” is a slap in their faces.
these platforms do not challenge the objectification of women, they strengthen it. they teach men that it’s normal to rank women like products, call them “bodies,” buy access to their dignity, and still claim they “respect women.” women become pixel puppets, desirable and brainless beings without feelings or critical thought.
the creators sell fake lives: cars, luxury, mansions. young girls see it and think exposing themselves online is an easy pathway to success. they don’t realize it’s incredibly dangerous. online sex is still sex work, and the internet is a warehouse of creeps who don’t need physical contact to harm you.
and yes, porn addiction and male loneliness are linked
onlyfans profits from male loneliness and porn addiction. it sets impossible beauty standards for women, standards achieved mostly through surgeries that creators never admit to having. so men consume pornography all day, step into real life and say” “why don’t normal women look like the ones in porn?”
maybe because porn isn’t real.
just like your life isn’t a romcom, and your love story isn’t a novel.
yet, because porn uses real bodies, men feel entitled to transfer those expectations to real women. and women must carry the consequences of standards we never agreed to.
onlyfans and other “new” forms of online sex work are not liberating just because they are digital. they’re simply new shiny versions of the oldest exploitation in history, created by a world where men desire and women are supposed to just be desirable.
calling it empowerment doesn’t make it empowering. profit doesn’t erase objectification. until women aren't seen as full human beings porn will never be “just sex,” and onlyfans will never be “freedom.”
it’s the same old system, with better marketing.
Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.
I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻
If you could help me spread awareness about this by reblogging, I’d really appreciate it.
I’ve had this post on insta saved for sometime ❤️
[Text Description: “Hey! Reminder: Eskimo is a slur. It means ‘snow eaters’ in Cree and is a slur against Inuit . Also don’t use ‘Eskimo kisses’. It’s called Kunik. It is a greeting mostly used for family… Kunik was how I’d greet my mom and grandmother as a small child.” /TD]
Rebloging for the awareness and especially for the alternative words
And so people who are just learning this now know the proper usage: “Inuit” is plural. The singular is “Inuk”, as in “he is an Inuk”
Can I be honest. The way we keep going from Monday to Tuesday to Wednesday to Thursday to Friday to Saturday to Sunday back to Monday is deeply troubling
Inktober Day 21 - Blast
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Black panther poster. Just as relevant today
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME. POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE. ASK YOURSELF, WHAT KINDS OF A WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS? IT'S A WORLD WERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, A WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SAT- ISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR G6OVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PR0FITS, THE WORK WON'T GET DONE.
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