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this is my humor

[charlesoberonn]

Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

[charlesoberonn]

Allow me to explain why it’s such a great name:

It pays homage to Pluto, previously known as the ninth planet, since Persephone was Pluto/Hades’s wife in Greek Mythology

It helps make up for the gender inequality in the names of planets, since Venus is the only other planet named after a woman

If it exists, it’d be the coldest planet in the Solar System, and in Greek Mythology, it was Persephone’s time spent in the underworld that caused winter

[darkbluemint]

I’m into this

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

[alexkablob]

#if he can’t be a planet at least his wife can

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[irrepressible-domovoy]

Pluto’s reaction:

[bogleech]

I used to think I had chronic insomnia but now I feel like I can never be too certain because I definitely have a rotating nonsense sleeping schedule but I definitely ALSO have extremely life-like dreams about lying in the same bed in the same room upset that I’m not asleep yet. I know this because I’ll experience lying in bed for what feels like hours, and then I’ll start hearing this obnoxious noise and think “THAT’S why I can’t sleep! What the fuck is that!” Then the irritation wakes me up, because I was actually asleep, and the noise stops, because it was my real body in the real world snoring.

[slimeysnailfriends]

important message from peanut

sombetimbes. the worlb is bad. but i do not knoe this. i amb omly a smail. i knowe 1 thinge!!! i lomve you verry munch. with my smail heart.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[valtsv]

theres just. something so UNBELIEVABLY funny about seeing a cats little paw suddenly explode out of nowhere and whisk around madly before retracting just as quickly

[valtsv]

bastard spotted

[toastbutteregg]

youre lying if you didnt trying mooing after reading this

[moosearesocool]

[earthbison]

My most recent Bulbasaur vs my first when I was 6 years old xD

[natsspammityspamspamham]

Bobsor

I’m naming my next bulbasaur bobsor

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was baking a strawberry shortcake for my mom when I realized that I forgot the baking powder. I began to panic so I pulled the cakes out of the oven; they were already completely baked but they rose just fine without the baking powder? I was staring at them in confusion, trying to remember if I accidentally put yeast in the batter, when I felt a shadow loom over me. I looked over my shoulder only to find Luigi. Luigi tenderly took my hands and told me, “You need not worry, for I will accompany you in any and all of your baking endeavors.” I have never felt more loved in my life. I cried.

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

I thought this was the mother of all shitposts and then I saw the url

[catchymemes]

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

[galahadwilder]

“Hey friend sorry I’m late, I reincarnated in a part of the world I’m not familiar with so it took me a while to find you again”

[shadowkat678]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that.

[allthebeautifulthings9828]

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

[morganoperandi]

My wife is a physical therapist.  She started tearing up when I showed this to her.

[wayinthewilderness]

I love seeing ableist norms broken.

[kirkypet]

Just a quick wave to RemapNI who adapt devices for people with disabilities

[burgertv]

[love-hate-relationship]

Yeah same

[somecutething]

[thickdaddydandelion-deactivated]

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

C’MON GUYS

[memesandlaughs]

[owlmylove]

tumblr will never die because we’re all too incoherent and petty to leave. someone will just pirate the source code and start running “tunglr” and we’ll all move over like the chucklefucks we are

[owlmylove]

every time web developers try to “rebrand” or “repurpose” this website we just sink our heels deeper into the quicksand of our own absurdity

[owlmylove]

look what im saying is there was a story abt a group of artists whose house was demolished in order to make room for a new shopping mall and, once it was constructed, they fueled their rage and pettiness at being displaced into finding an unused room in the building, renovated it into a condo, outfitted it with a fully stocked kitchen, china hutch, AC, TV and gaming system and then proceeded to live in the mall undetected for years. that creativity? absurdity? sheer stubborn pettiness? thas tumblr babey!!!!

[mysharona1987]

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