silly billy

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[altdisc4]

if you found this account go follow my main @jiveyspiral

[creekfiend]

sometimes people think I am on Mad At Them Island, when in fact I am far more often paddling around in the waters of Slightly Annoyed With Their Recent Behavior Bay, or perhaps on the beautiful Peninsula of Get Well Soon But I Will Not Be Engaging With All Of That

[theconcealedweapon]

When you're autistic, it's impossible to miss how much society normalizes child abuse.

I could dedicate my entire life to studying how to interact with people and I'd still never master the social skills that young children are expected to have on command.

Say the wrong thing? That's disrespectful and you're punished. And you don't even have to actually say anything wrong. Pretty much anything you say can be considered "giving lip" if your parent wants some excuse to punish you. But if you say nothing, then you get punished for ignoring. You also have to calculate your response to their mind game quickly because taking too long to respond is considered ignoring. Also, if you're being wrongly accused of something, saying nothing is considered a confession. And even if you somehow manage to say exactly what your parent wants in exactly the correct tone, they'll still punish you for "sarcasm" or "not really meaning it".

[crabussy]

I love being part of a system <- guy who hates being part of a system <- guy who loves being part of a system <- guy who hates being part of a system <- guy who loves being part of a system <- guy who

[runby2]

[altdisc4]

Being in a covert system is like. Hm. Will the system let me document them today or

[flimflix]

hey do u know this guy or is this a world where he was never born

[vacuously-true]

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

[galois-groupie]

Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.

[vacuously-true]

Bro. That's. That's a platonic solid, bro.

[ghastmaskzombie]

does this look platonic to you?

[vacuously-true]

Nah, that shape fucks.

[the-x-gene]

[killahhbee]

This shit always cracked me up because was the lightening necessary???

[cum-padre]

She’s storm not fucking moderate rain

[flowerbleedme]

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

[charl0ttan]

Do you want to go to cool shapes and patterns world with me

can we meet this guy please please please

[bakedbakermom]

hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

[striders]

i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true

[mewtillidae]

therapys going great

[lyctor]

can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"

[lady-harrowhark]

[cottoncandylesbo]

lately ive been addicted to these tiktoks where people put on an alien filter and just browse google maps and mark off countries and all the comments are people with pfps of little green aliens saying like "YES BOSS" "ALL CLEAR" "UNDERSTOOD BOSS"

AH I FOUND ONE

[cottoncandylesbo]

the comments.

[catchymemes]