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crabussy

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

crabussy

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

crabussy

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

crabussy

I am nineteen years old

crabussy

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

crabussy

. yeah okay true I did do that

butchious

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

poison-doll

i think they're called catholics

nat-20s

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

nat-20s

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

wizard-council-bureaucrat

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

liquidstar

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

lonelyroommp3

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

twicejoyhalfpain-deactivated202

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

cassandracalin

I hate glitter.

cassandracalin

How to try on pants:

papayajuan2019

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

cutecipher

i am glad that lol has survived through trends and turmoil

hollowboobtheory

oh this orange is going to be so fucking dry and juiceless

hollowboobtheory

you seeing this shit my liege???

hollowboobtheory

peeled off one of the sections and i was like that’s what bad pussy sounds like

hollowboobtheory

get her ass

autismfox

That’s a yellow

homunculus-argument

I had a dream that I witnessed something so funny that I needed to draw a comic about it, but nobody in the dream wanted to have a look at the comic or read it. I don't remember anything else about the dream but I needed to draw the comic and show y'all what it was.

an-actual-box

I thought this was a comic about an actual event because this is absolutely something a cat would do.

prettycolors

cottoncandylesbo

i hate budgeting. having to tell myself i am not allowed to buy taco bell is the emotional equivalent to losing a limb, or a brother, or a brother's limb, or a limb's brother. i think this metaphor got away from me a little