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I’m actually a mimic, and if you’re reading this post, you got eaten by me.
“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”
are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder
this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years
you’re right, that’s significantly less weird
toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie
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A hypothesized geography.
i bless the bonnie over africa
The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water
the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer
my bonnie lies over the ocean
my bonnie’s exceeding mach 3
I thought the same thing too.
ngl i hate the idea that estrogen is some passive force compared to testosterone. estrogen is the reason im 5'3 while my brother is 6' foot. Estrogen is the reason i have triple D breasts that are impossible to bind and have to save 12k to get them cut off. Estrogen is the reason i have to manually lower my voice to be taken seriously. In the wrong body, estrogen is just as much as a poison as testosterone is
estrogen drives certain types of cancers like prostate and breast cancer. it signals the cells to grow, cyclically, sometimes exponentially depending on the type and location. many people who get these cancers have to take powerful estrogen-suppressing medications to stand a chance at surviving on top of whatever other treatments they receive (radiation, chemo, surgery)
far from neutral it’s a powerful chemical signaler and under the right circumstances, can throw your body out of homeostasis and eventually kill you
Someone explain it to me like I'm in kindergarten!
Corporate media malpractice.
this is my 9/11
It's insane how many people genuinely believe that superheroes like batman, spiderman, Superman, wonder woman, etc would be pro ice
Superman is literally an illegal immigrant. As was Wonder Woman technically, until she got recognized as an Ambassador. Also she fought against the Nazis before, the fuck makes anyone think she'd suddenly be on their side now? No superhero would be Pro-ICE. Not even Punisher and he's literally the guy whose logo they plaster on everything. He's not some progressive or anything but he ventilates corrupt cops just as enthusiastically as he does every piece of shit murderer.
Also here's just a small sample of Superman very explicitly giving us his unambiguous opinions on immigration.
Granted, there have definitely been conservative takes on Superman (John Byrne's version, for instance), but personally I've found they always ring a little hollow when compared to ones that lean into the "champion of the oppressed" angle of the character. Superman's the ultimate good guy, he just doesn't work when he's fighting for anyone other than the working-class and the underprivileged
i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.
this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.
anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:
no you don't understand. i do international regulation of emerging technologies for a living. this WAS me stress dreaming about work
mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality
“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology
your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting
If my mother said she would die for me I'd hand her a knife and tell her to make good on her promise
doing my duty and contributing to the fields of mistria juniper discourse
Supporters of Andrew and Tristan Tate gathered outside a Miami detention centre ahead of their bail hearing.
Hopefully a lot of these braindead cattle will die in the heat while doing these push-ups
Thus doing the planet a favor by decreasing some of the surplus population
#NotAllLivesMatter
Imagine getting busted because you were a smartass and didn't think to cover the box of the pizza you got delivered for your smarmy video.
And then imagine the guys who FOLLOW that guy
i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.
Kirk/Spock fans were publishing homosexual fanfiction when homosexuality was still considered a mental disorder and sending porn through mail was illegal.
Don't dishonor our fandom ancestors by sucking cooperate cock.
some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes
i will never get over this one i’m afraid
genuinely almost choked laughing
“The ad was in a women’s magazine and if I remember correctly, was for a perfume. It featured a white woman lying in bed with a black man. The man’s shirtless back was to the viewer, making only his taut, muscular form and powerful-looking arms and shoulders visible. He was faceless, unidentified. The woman looked sultrily at us from over his mysterious form, satisfaction writ large over her features. She had partaken of whatever delights this man had to offer and was smugly, luxuriantly basking in the afterglow. The ad copy was, “Take a walk on the wild side.” My teacher used the ad as an example of how marketers can use certain words and images to convey large amounts of information subtly and effectively. A white woman having sex with a black man? How risqué. The implication: be a little like that woman. Spray on that perfume and feel like the kind of girl who has sex with faceless, muscular black men in ritzy hotel rooms because it’s an adventure, a thrill, a risk, something illicitly pleasurable. These are the semiotics of race. This is why columnists will trip over themselves not to call Lupita Nyong’o or Angela Basset “beautiful”, choosing instead to use terms that call to mind a kind of savage, animalistic magnetism: fierce, striking, edgy, eye-catching. Words like “pretty” and “beautiful” and “cute” are for white women whose bodies and sexualities are not seen as wild, animal, or untamed. Black men are hulking, threatening, thuggish; white men are charming, sexy heartthrobs with hearts of gold. Brown women are exotic, with their “honey-coloured” skin and their “mystical”, “enchanting” beauty, unlike their white counterparts, who are held up as not only ideal, but knowable and safe. White people are beautiful; non-white people are dangerous.”
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“The Semiotics of Race, or: Walks on the Wild Side”
by Aaminah Khan
(via haramdaddy)