Blackjacket kid

is always *snaps to finger-guns* stressed

[skelegun]

Mayors should be required by law to wear a top hat and a sash that says “mayor” at all times

[theoddowldoodle]

He should be in all detective shows

[geekysteven]

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

[emmalostinwonderland]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

[sainsburys-meal-deal]

he's here in LEGOOOO CITYYYYY

[anticmiscellaney]

Remembered to get a photo with this legend when I was in Manchester last weekend.

The instructions are in the reblogs btw.

[alwaysbandanna]

@massivelydeafeningfest

[funny-tik-toks]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[mx-kennedy]

Hello! Would you like the "Where's my wife?", or, "Where's everyone going, bingo?"

[malelavellan]

hey duck

[malelavellan]

youre no good duck

[malelavellan]

youre never gonna be shit

[malelavellan]

ya just like ya fatha

[evilwizard]

basicaly im blessed by imhotep but it doesn’t really affect my welding career

[dogpuppy]

[shencomix]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[beaked-whales-in-exile]

GROND! GROND! GROND!

[simon-newman]

GROND! GROND! GROND!

[da-boy-o-kultur]

GROND! GROND! GROND!

[knightoflodis]

[thefantastician]

was on a big kingdom hearts kick for a second

want more kingdom hearts comics?

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

going to the movies should cost $1.00. bobcorn should be a free treat

[moveslikekeithrichards]

in the chowder universe would he be named Juice Mangosteen or Cruce Stringbean (like cruciferous)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

and his bestest friend um. Carrots Lemons idk

[3000s]

im like anthony bourdain if he didnt go anywhere or eat any good food and was broke

[making-you-in-mtg]

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

New pin

[bovineblogger]

WHAT THE FUCK