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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

yay855

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

rox-and-prose

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

watermite

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

xakumi

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

themodernsouthernpolytheist

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

asortoflight

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

whisky-gerblin

Reblogging for the last addition

badgraph1csghost

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

badgraph1csghost

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

typelikeagirl

Why can’t you just be quiet and listen? Stop interrupting me.

Please let me just finish the paragraph that I was reading to you. At the beginning and before I even opened it I expressed that this is the VERY FIRST ROUGH DRAFT. I tell you that I was just spit balling ideas and that I was throwing things against a wall and seeing what was going to stick. Nothing is going to leave my document. I am doing all of the work, on top of striving to be the best I can be and having my current life uprooted in the process and getting to a safe space during all of this. Excuse me if the first draft sucks and isn’t the one that I am going to send in. Word Vomit.

I start to read, the first line goes well, very professional, dignified even. Second line, still professional something you might read in a human resources contract or manual. Third line: this is where it all starts to go down. I put my emotions into it because this is an emotional situation and I want to be able to express that... IN THIS DRAFT. I start to get the backlash from you but I ignore it and move on. You start to try and interject your thoughts and opinions of what this letter should contain before I am even done reading the sentence. I bite back just a little because I love you still but I want to finish reading and say that this is the first draft. Fourth line: more emotion and feelings than the third. I am not able to finish it because you start shouting at me “You can’t make this personal” “You can’t make this about you because then they will make you take the blame for it” “You are not going to get any where because you are making it all about you” I snap back with THIS IS THE FIRST ROUGH DRAFT, I AM NOT SENDING THIS TO ANYBODY. I WAS THROWING IDEAS AT A WALL TO SEE WHAT WOULD STICK. No success, you kept rambling on about how this is not a good letter and that I shouldn’t send this in to be looked over. You then go on to tell me that you can write something up. I cut you off as you did to me and I gave you a stern “no” because I barely want you involved at this point. What I didn’t tell you is that I have made more progress than anyone else who is trying to write this letter. The one person that I have gone to to help me write this has not even started. I was reading this letter to you because it was going to be my way of expressing the way that I currently felt. But I guess that wasn’t the way you wanted me to express my feelings. I just wanted to keep you updated on what is going on.

I did not go on to read any other lines. I plainly said “I am finished with the letter... I am going to go online and do stuff” There was a stillness in the air like mist over a pond on a grey morning. We exchanged the obligatory pleasantries as people do over the phone and I hung up. Now this is all I have been thinking about all day.

You don’t understand that I need some way to express myself and today writing this letter just happened to be the preferred method. I needed an outlet, my typical outlets are not near me, I don’t have easy accessibility to them to vent and talk things over. I never really had a way to vent or express my feelings with verbal words. Verbal words have never been my strong suit. The written word is where I have been able to excel. You even said it yourself all throughout my schooling. Not the best at giving speeches but a damn good writer. You always told me that I was better at writing than I was at talking, so why not encourage me to write more?

alwayscasualcheesecake

The Amusement Park

It’s a fun place to be, always something to do. Occasionally, if you spend too long there it can and does get boring. That’s nothing to say that you won’t leave because it’s fun to be there. You almost always have a good time.

Although, sometimes, the park catches fire. Typically it’s just small fires that can easily be taken care of. The fire’s can reappear in the same spot several time over a small extended period. Those are the most annoying problems.

Things just spontaneously combusted from years ago in parts of the park that have been closed down for years, been buried, locked away for safety.

alwayscasualcheesecake

February 10, 2020:

The park is ready to be closed for the day. I just don’t feel like having visitors at the park. It’s a rather boring day and don’t much fun is going to come out of being there. I don’t know if it’s because i’m angry, sad, mad, or still trying to accept what I need to accept. The park will be closed for most of the day and will be reevaluated later. The hopes of the park reopening today are slim.

I have been stuck on one particular ride for too long at this point and I just want to get off. If was fun at first, it’s still fun especially because we are getting to do actual work and such, but the ride won’t end for another month. It’s about to get a lot harder because of the upcoming “holiday”. Oh God, I want to get off this ride.

When I closed the park for the day, I wasn’t able to get out before closing the final gate and I am now trapped inside, still stuck on this goddamn ride and there is no way out. I’m stuck.

alwayscasualcheesecake

July 10, 2020

The amusement park had been running normally for the past few months. But all the rides stopped working about a week ago when she lost feelings for me . Ok, no big deal it won’t be working as well as it should. The park hasn’t shut down. Well today it might, honestly. Rides are starting to break down, at a faster speed than expected. At first it was just the water rides stopped, but the roller coasters have followed suit.

alwayscasualcheesecake

December 30, 2020

The park is closed for access to patrons and personnel.

alwayscasualcheesecake

May 1-2, 2021

The park has been running at a normal operation status until now. Until this night. Everything was running normally, until someone decided to break into the park and make a big fucking mess. This mess was so big that it leaked into the early morning hours of May 2, 2021. Both burglar’s were caught by the night security, thankfully. But unfortunately the night security didn’t do much to them. They separated them according to policy and training and took some statements. After all that was said and done, they were allowed to go on about their merry way, while I, the owner of the amusement park, am left to clean up everything because the supervisor is gone for the weekend (though thankfully he is coming back tomorrow, already preplanned). Now I have to go into and run the amusement park as if nothing happened; but man, am I fucking tired. I don’t feel safe at night in the amusement park. I am afraid the burglar’s are going to come back and this time do something worse.

#iamsafe #removedfromsituation #removed #exhausted #why am i dealing with this?#Should not be my problem

stjepan-sejic

yesterday was a funny day on twitter XD

https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1061786484028596224

summeryewberry

There’s been an update:

summeryewberry

Aaand another update:

Update #3:

Update #4:

Update #5:

Update #6:

oh good we finally got there

physibear

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

moku-youbi

It got better!!!

soulsearcher33

I……..I have a new ship…….dear god @rowdyhooliganism @clonesome

rowdyhooliganism

I ship it like FedEx 💖

anelegantoffense

@blackkatmagic you’ve probably already seen this but who wouldn’t want to see it again

remanence-of-love

alwayscasualcheesecake

The Amusement Park

It’s a fun place to be, always something to do. Occasionally, if you spend too long there it can and does get boring. That’s nothing to say that you won’t leave because it’s fun to be there. You almost always have a good time.

Although, sometimes, the park catches fire. Typically it’s just small fires that can easily be taken care of. The fire’s can reappear in the same spot several time over a small extended period. Those are the most annoying problems.

Things just spontaneously combusted from years ago in parts of the park that have been closed down for years, been buried, locked away for safety.

alwayscasualcheesecake

February 10, 2020:

The park is ready to be closed for the day. I just don’t feel like having visitors at the park. It’s a rather boring day and don’t much fun is going to come out of being there. I don’t know if it’s because i’m angry, sad, mad, or still trying to accept what I need to accept. The park will be closed for most of the day and will be reevaluated later. The hopes of the park reopening today are slim.

I have been stuck on one particular ride for too long at this point and I just want to get off. If was fun at first, it’s still fun especially because we are getting to do actual work and such, but the ride won’t end for another month. It’s about to get a lot harder because of the upcoming “holiday”. Oh God, I want to get off this ride.

When I closed the park for the day, I wasn’t able to get out before closing the final gate and I am now trapped inside, still stuck on this goddamn ride and there is no way out. I’m stuck.

alwayscasualcheesecake

July 10, 2020

The amusement park had been running normally for the past few months. But all the rides stopped working about a week ago when she lost feelings for me . Ok, no big deal it won’t be working as well as it should. The park hasn’t shut down. Well today it might, honestly. Rides are starting to break down, at a faster speed than expected. At first it was just the water rides stopped, but the roller coasters have followed suit.

alwayscasualcheesecake

December 30, 2020

The park is closed for access to patrons and personnel.