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[prone-to-suicidal-tendencies]

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[thisbibliomaniac]

"i asked chatgpt" well i asked the girls in my phone, and they answered with love and wisdom and bias

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[soulxstealer]

i need to like.. ummm.. give head.. for my own pleasure

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[brainsanalysis-deactivated20210]

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[breathless-writings]

I hope you find somebody who calls you beautiful like it’s your name and calls you just to tell you they love you and buys you flowers when you’re sad and always texts you back and has eyes for only you and treats you how you deserve to be treated

[feeble-kaneeble-deactivated2019]

[heronbrew]

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

[lesbianralzarek]

posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

sorry I didn’t show up it was because umm.. you see, I was busy. maybe another time??

[kosmogrl]

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

[kosmogrl]

[threedollarsdotcom]

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

[pintmother]

i see you liking my posts, pervert

[sunspottedd]

Keep doing it