Welcome to the Jungle

Alex // 23 // he/him // INFP-T. I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[partytarot-moved-deactivated202]

do u guys ever like. search up a phrase u wrote on google to make sure it’s an actual phrase and not just a bunch of words ur brain jumbled together or is that just me

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[never-obsolete]

The Underwater screen saver, from Windows 98

[19rachel]

This was the last time the world knew peace

[halles-comet]

It (1986) by Stephen King

[catchymemes]

[mini-wrants]

[chickpeamcb]

more dots

[paxamericana]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

When you wanted to ban tiktok but then tiktok bans you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[depsidase]

[ottermatopoeia]

doctor: you’re also fresh out of potassium me: 0K

[cranquis]

doctor: wanna guess your salt level?

me: Na

[peliydoritos]

[iconuk01]

Rocket getting ready for his date… He’s just working if he can accessorise with a bazooka, or should he go for an ion cannon, since you don’t want to look TOO formal for a first date.

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

[fortooate]

i sympathize with the post on the one hand but also ‘man we shoulda domesticated bears’ has the same energy as a divorced dad being like ‘i should have married that girl from high school’ when the girl in question was never ever interested and also turned out to be a lesbian frontwoman for an obscure but respected ska revival band

[zagreus]

what band

[zagreus]

what band

[timeaway]

[spockfallsinlove]

Have you seen this yet

[shrimpmilf]

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[giddy-goblin]

this is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order for this one single awful sentence to live comfortably, no, effortlessly within the general populace of human comprehension?

it's beautiful. it's hideous. it's everything.

[reginasphalanges]

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic