forever and always

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File under: Things I did not expect in this month’s Cosmopolitan, but I am quite impressed by. Now if they could write a little more about it that would be great.

(Also if someone who was asexual could actually confirm this is an appropriate and nice response, because I’m assuming it is.)

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reasons why asexuality & ace spectrum orientations need to be recognized and discussed in the mainstream media. i wonder how many people realized asexuality existed after reading this article? and looked into it and felt that relief of “i’m not alone!!! i’m not a freak!!!”

[prettyarb]

Color me impressed.

Yes, it is not only a nice response, but an honest, insightful and compassionate one.  The writer has put their finger on what I think is probably the primary damage most asexuals grow up with: In a world where everyone seems obsessed with sex, where there seems to be absolutely nowhere to turn and no one to look to if you’re not, the almost inescapable conclusion (typically reinforced by the people around you if you seek advice from friends) is that you must be broken.

(And let me tell you, going through life with every movie, book, TV show, news article and poster ad–not to mention friends and family–telling you basically, “But you should want to bang this hot person right here!” starts feeling pretty rapey after a while.)

Stumbling across a small article in a random magazine that says, “Have you considered that maybe you’re not broken?  There are other people like you.  Look, there’s even a name for it” is…holy shit.

[fiti-vation]

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[cracked]

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

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These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

[weird-biscuits]

Reblog to save a life

[bob-belcher]

[weloveshortvideos]

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

[setheverman]

IT’S LIKE A SURREAL DREAM?????

[tentacledix]

discuss: the scooby doo on zombie island is a better example of southern horror than any redneck cannibal movie ever made

[thebootydiaries]

proof that the sun is fake

if the sun is real then y is it winter and the snow cold my house and i am crying????? nice try atheists

[crychan]

Was that english

[thebootydiaries]

allow me to rephrase: if the sun s why ?? ? cold

[sir-shitalot]

Translation: I speak bullshit

[thebootydiaries]

im not bilingual im straight so stop??

[thunderoustablethighs]

Proof there’s too much stupid in the world. Science and physics are a thing along with coherent English please learn all of them so no one has to go through this again.

[thebootydiaries]

shut the hell out my face

[terriblepunsandfluff-blog]

pffffff hahahahaaaa this is great XD

Confession time: As much as I absolutely hate bad grammar and idiots who spout nothing but bullshit and refuse to be open to checking their facts and changing their opinions, it secretly gives me immense joy to know that these people exist because it validates my status as an intelligent person. Also, this shit is funny, omw. It’s terrible, but it’s funny. I enjoy moments of other’s stupidity almost as much as I enjoy it when people who aren’t idiots take the time to tell them off. I live for this shit!

… Long story short, I’m an asshole and I’m shallow as all get out, but at least I’m relatively smart while I’m at it! Yeeeah I need a life… 

[thebootydiaries]

“XD” stop it’s 2016

“my status as an intelligent person” binch w h e r e

“this shit is funny, omw.” = “this shit is funny, on my way”…..henny…..did u mean…….“imo” (in my opinion)………

“I enjoy moments of other’s stupidity” i mean i agree w this part bc im definitely enjoying this

in conclusion: shut the up ur entire mouth region

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this is the single greatest meme i have seen from any of my facebook groups and frankly y’all need to step up your game

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[shanehollnder]

[chris traeger voice] literally

[novacorps]

 [jean-ralphio voice] the wo~orst

[odin-n-out]

[tom haverford voice] Nooo

[treecool]

[ben wyatt voice] bobby newport

[gustavclimt]

[ron swanson voice] son.

[strideofpride]

[leslie knope voice] ann you beautiful tropical fish

[thedoormann]

[everyone collectively] JERRY

[transwiththeplans]

[jerry sputtering]

[sspock]

[april ludgate voice] Ew.

[davids-harbour]

[andy dwyer voice] Macklin, you son of a bitch. 

[deaf-fellas-partner]

[councilman jeremy jamm voice] you just got JAMMED

[jhinderer28]

I can read each of these in their voices and it’s glorious 

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

instant cute outfit with minimal effort

it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages

sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable

u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

[aneastcoastbreeze-deactivated20]

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

[lordtrash-deactivated20161201]

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we think minions are all male. they’re just awful yellow potato hellspawn. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless and they’re terrible and i never want to see another one again

[igxbaddies]

[terriamon]

pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.

we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza 

[deaddolin]

tomato a fruit

[terriamon]

blocked

[deaddolin]

you can block me but you can’t block the truth

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SKDJEHSHSJSJDJDJDJS

[aries324]

[so-doggone-funny]

quite possibly the most amazing engagement photo ever