Alyssum

she/her 20´s

[snowspots]

what is that a new rule??

[coinsauce]

guys

i swap au'd my two goated ships LMAO

DO U LADS FW IT AS MUCH AS I DO

[mxgicdave]

many lessons have you to learn.....

[azdoine]

[theatre-apocalypse]

A shell of yourself.

[atalanta133]

Amazing use of your kickstarter credits names folks. 10/10

[alyssumcamellia]

Something I love about the Norwegian national football team is that their name in Norwegian isn't like "Norway national team" or something like that. Their name and username everywhere is "Herrelandslaget" which translates to "Mens national team" which I think is so awesome. There is no one national team in Norway, it's the women's team, and the men's team.

[goonbaited]

i see lots of haaland fanfics but where’s nyland fanfics..!?! grrr…

[squilf]

i need a 100k enemies to lovers haalingham historical au where haaland is a viking invader and bellingham is a plucky brit who meets him on the battlefield, nurses him back to health and wins his heart

[fwrtmowud]

@cambrioleur entire blog is feeding my Lupin obssesion and i can't thank him enough

[alyssumcamellia]

Does anyone know of some good sources of French learning? Shows, movies, content creators, influencers etc

[greelin]

no no i didn’t say he sucks BECAUSE he’s bisexual. i just said he sucks AND also happens to be bisexual

[cambrioleur]

20-year-old Claire feels like someone who would have gotten very earnestly into Senegalese culture in a way that came across as kind of cringe but ultimately well-meaning

[because-i-love-chess]

I had an idea for a poll. Please reblog this because the more responses it gets the more likely it is to work.

Make a normal distribution

0.15%

1.35%

13.5%

34%

34%

13.5%

1.35%

0.15%

Voting ended onMay 29

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[gudamor]

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

[blastdamage]

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

[blastdamage]

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Underground french cinema

[npd-vriska]

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

[npd-vriska]

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

[enbylesbie]

[bestbullshitever]

see i fw all the headcanons that Luigi is the one to have fucked up Pavi's face BUT it's become the normmm to believe that and i feel like we're missing on some serious Largo family angst if we only see it from that angle like 😔

The "replace your face" campaign was definitely experimental. Pavi was literally the "face" of it (pun not intended) and NO ONE ELSE in the whole movie has had a procedure like that

Also Pavi's seriously autistic-coded and very different from all his other family members AND, just like his brother, he's OBSESSED with making Rotti proud and pleasing his father. So what i was thinking maybe Rotti used this to his advantage to use pavi as his own guinea pig for a procedure that was highly dangerous, had only negative outcomes and was completely experimental because he knew pavi would agree out of desire to feel like he contributed to something and satisfied his dad. 🤷🏼 uknow ?

Like maybe it wasn't an accident. Maybe pavi totally agreed to having that done to him without thinking about the consequences and only thinking about making dad happy END POST