Amadeus the Purple @amadeus-the-purple - Tumblr Blog

greetings!! i am Amadeus the Purple. i’ve just graduated from being an apprentice and this is my wizard journey.

i am also a dwarf who studied under a human master, my magic might be a weird blend

SEND ASKS PLEAAAASE GIVE ME QUESTSS

no pronouns for me yet i haven’t earned them or found any

The three-ring binder is the apex of book technology, by the way. All the advantages of a codex, plus you can add, remove, and reorder pages at will - pages which you can furthermore protect from damage in transparent sleeves, and store commentaries, notes, and other paratextual addenda behind them without obscuring the primary content. Truly the queen of codices. Reblog if you love the three-ring binder.

medievaljournalist

bone serpents now control 90% of continental north america

i-am-a-fish

hey um. did you know you're cute and smart and pretty. and you're kind. and you're good

i-am-a-fish

I wanted to make a version for the evil wizards following me. (they make up 20% of my audience 🧡)

hey did you know you're evil and wicked and you like magic. and you're fucked up. and you smell bad

ampervadasz

azra-echo

so cruel of this sourceror to cast such wicked spells on an innocent beaste

deathwarlock

Mordenkainens Forced Boo Boo Roll

i got hired by an merchant to serve drinks and brews to and there’s an older wizard that’s becoming a regular at the café. he gave me a quest to give someone close to me a hug and i did!!

i felt better afterwards but i think part of the reward was listening to him talk about coffee blends

will update

#wizardposting #wizard #wizard posting #dwarf wizard #pondering my orb #orb pondering #wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizard tumblr

saltedwizard

burnt down an elf village today. join me tomorrow for me to burn down a dwarven village for equality

amadeus-the-purple

dude :\

saltedwizard

to be fair equal rights equal burned down villages

amadeus-the-purple

for why??

saltedwizard

burnt down an elf village today. join me tomorrow for me to burn down a dwarven village for equality

amadeus-the-purple

dude :\

#wizardposting #wizard #wizard posting #dwarf wizard #orb pondering #wizardblr

jettkuso

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

evilwizard

i neeeeeed that fucking tablet

nudityandnerdery

system-reset

wait can i be a wizard too? it looks like you guys are having fun and i want to be included...

amadeus-the-purple

my friend, anyone can have a wizard in their heart

thearomancer

Please wizards, make sure to check your familiar’s candy this year, I just found a fireball in a snickers! Truly some sick and twisted artificers out there!