For Justice

An independent and non selective account for the Amaterasu Peacekeepers from Master Detective Archives: Rain Code. Penned by Kurokuma

[crownmemes]

Criminal Sentences, Vol. 8

(Sentences from various sources for criminals and/or dangerous muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"If you want to kill someone, just choose your victims carefully."

"Have I pissed you off in a way that's more than normal?"

"I find a dash of danger titillating."

"I sincerely hope you are not suggesting that I have something to do with this."

"I never fathomed a moment would come when I would need to end your life."

"All I did was what no one else had the guts to do!"

"How many peoeple have you killed?"

"I'm the one that kept you alive!"

"What are you going to do? Shoot me?"

"What do you know about fair or right? You're a coward."

"I want you to do me a favour. It's not negotiable. Either you do it or I kill you. You understand?"

"You've become awfully trusting for a man wanted by the FBI."

"He would make a lovely corpse."

"How long are you going to refuse to trust me?"

"So, do you want in on this opportunity or not?"

"We're all capable of evil."

"You question my sincerity. You think I'm heartless."

"I don't care what you do, or who you do, or who you have to grease - I need that information, and I need it now. Are we clear on that?"

"You didn't strike me as the serial killer type."

"Oh, I'm sorry. Have you forgotten how this works between us?"

"You can corrupt men, but you cannot corrupt innocence."

"You may want to leave the room. What I'm doing isn't exactly legal."

"So I'm the bad guy because I'm trying to do what's right?"

"You can't hurt a man when he's got nothing left."

"You're going to Hell, just like I am."

"Would it soften your opinion of me if I confessed that I've always had a particular affection for you?"

"I don't get any satisfaction from seeing you hurt."

"I've endured my hatred than you'll ever know. My enemies are legion."

"He can't tell you anything if he's dead."

"I have seen my share of the hideous, of the disgusting, and the repellent, but you are the most perfect expression I will ever see of all that is vile and hateful in life."

"You can kill a man but you can't kill what he stands for... Not unless you first break his spirit."

"I took care of it myself. I can do that, you know."

"You want to see me snap?"

"I've destroyed a lot of things in my life, including the people most precious to me."

"I killed him, and I would do it again."

[untitledmemes]

Narrator Outtakes Prompts

An assortment of prompts taken from the Narrator Outtakes (Baldur's Gate 3) videos on Youtube. Adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. Reblog, please do not repost or add.

“ Think you know how to pronounce it? I think not! ”

“ I haven't read one line yet, how did it get weird already? ”

“ That is some fantasy bullshit right there. ”

“ Yeah, everything's fine. ”

“ Calm, breath. It's ok. ”

“ Nobody talks to me. Nobody ever talks to me! ”

“ You may know me from such things as lying on the sofa eating cheese for several months. ”

“ What does this word mean? ”

“ I can make up words too! ”

“ I'm enjoying myself. ”

“ Enjoy the fantasy, and then call a therapist. ”

“ Wow, I am a patronizing bitch today. ”

“ No filth for you, ha ha. ”

“ It's already injured, maybe just kill him a bit. ”

“ You're a nerd. We're all nerds here. ”

“ The world continues to turn while you read everything. ”

“ I have no hands, apart from the ones I use to repeatedly slap you with. ”

“ Where were we? Who am I? What day is it? Why do my arms hurt? ”

“ Sometimes you think you're on mute and you're not. ”

“ Frantic bi energy. ”

“ I can fuck my way through any problem! ”

“ I've got splinters in places you don't want to know about, but I'm through. ”

“ We live in horny jail, you can't send us there. We've got the keys! ”

“ Go on. Do it. See what happens. ”

“ Who the fuck do you think you are? ”

“ Somebody studied Shakespear and now it's everybody's problem. ”

“ I think we need to have an intervention. ”

“ I like hearing you breathing. ”

“ Oh, aren't they having a nice time? But you're going to die. ”

“ I've lost my authority! ”

“ Right, fine. Whatever. This is my job and I'm not tired at all. ”

“ It's happening again. It's happening again! ”

“ Everything's fine. Normal is a state of mind. ”

“ I'm a professional. I can say the word 'erected' without laughing. Once. ”

“ I have exceptionally moist ankles. ”

“ I learned a word today. I don't know what it means. ”

“ There's a name for what you are and you'll learn it one day. ”

“ He's lucky I didn't rip his face off and melt it like plasticine. ”

“ It's not you, it's... It really is me. ”

“ I am the problem here and I am fully aware, but I made the decision to inflict me on everyone else. ”

“ They do like just slamming shit together in this, don't they? ”

“ I'm taking myself off to the chamber of penance. ”

“ Who doesn't like to prod an eye? ”

“ You got it, buddy. ”

“ Try not to look too closely, everything's gonna start swirling. ”

“ It's a little bit sexy, but you are going to be covered in blood in the end. ”

[starlitmemes]

The Masks We Wear

Send in ‘Abandoned Mask’ to meet a muse I’ve had in the past that I no longer roleplay.

Send in ‘Mask’s Calling’ to meet a muse I’m on the fence about roleplaying as.

Send in ‘Another’s Mask’ to meet a muse from another blog I currently have.

Send in ‘Try This Mask’ and a character you think I’d be good at roleplaying.

[plotbunnie]

Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

My character is under a truth serum, ask them anything.

MY CHARACTER HAS TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY, NO MATTER THE QUESTION.

[amakeepers]

If you look like this then you know you are quick flare up.

[littlelovelymemes]

✰ * º ❛   friends sentence starters   ❜

‘  *reading obituaries* suddenly i wish i was reading my own name.  ’ ‘  you don’t even have oven mitts on!  ’ ‘  wow. i could so easily freak out right now.  ’ ‘  do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?  ’ ‘  hey, you remembered to put clothes on this morning.  ’ ‘  no more falafel for you!  ’ ‘  we were on a break!!  ’ ‘  you’re such a tattletale.  ’ ‘  i love you goddesses!  ’ ‘  everyone i know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted and I’m getting coffee. And it’s not even for me!  ’ ‘  it’s   ’ ‘  this is all a moo point. yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion, it doesn’t matter. it’s moo.  ’ ‘  so, the ebola virus. that’s gotta suck, huh?  ’ ‘  my gynecologist tried to kill me.  ’ ‘  you can’t tell, but i’m trying to break the tension by mooning you guys.  ’ ‘  boy, you are not a morning person.  ’ ‘  yeah, well, i’m a slut.  ’ ‘  how you doin’?  ’ ‘  i am warm… for your form.  ’ ‘  i’m really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.  ’ ‘  are you saying that you don’t wanna get with this?  ’ ‘  hey, you’re a pathetic loser, right?  ’ ‘  sometimes i wish i was a lesbian… did i say that out loud?  ’ ‘  if i were a guy and… did i just say, ‘if i were a guy’?  ’ ‘  i guess things were just going to well for me!  ’ ‘  i don’t have a plan. i don’t even have a ‘pla.’  ’ ‘  he’s so pretty i want to cry!  ’ ‘  prepare to feel very bad about yourself.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry that’s who i am. i’m a positive person.  ’ ‘  no, i’m a positive person. you are like santa clause on prozac at disneyland, getting laid.  ’ ‘  i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!  ’ ‘  she was nice. i mean, she’s a little slutty, but who isn’t?  ’ ‘  honey, this is not your fault. just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify them sleeping with someone else.  ’ ‘  from now on, i am not getting out of this chair, ever. okay? from now on, this chair is the one.  ’ ‘  i wish i could, but i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  alright, i took the quiz and, it turns out, i do put career before men.  ’ ‘  look at him, he’s so cute. i just wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him!  ’ ‘  i think, if it was a little colder in there, i could see your nipples through that sweater.  ’ ‘  what’s wrong with me… oh, don’t open that door.  ’ ‘  let me think, let me think… oh, i don’t care!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what’s going on, but i’m excited!  ’ ‘  i tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.  ’ ‘  when i first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.  ’ ‘  are we greeting each other this way now? because i like it.  ’ ‘  it looks like you fell asleep with a hanger in your mouth.  ’ ‘  you wanna play twister?  ’ ‘  once, i got dumped during sex.  ’ ‘  here we are, with our future before us, and i only want to spend it with you.  ’ ‘  welcome to the real world. it sucks. you’re gonna love it!  ’ ‘  hey, you cry every time somebody talks about the titanic.  ’ ‘  if worst comes to worst, i’ll be your boyfriend.  ’ ‘  who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads, she wins. tails, i lose.  ’ ‘  shut up! shut up! SHUT UP!  ’ ‘  i’m so glad we’re having this rehearsal dinner, you know? it’s so rare that i get to practice my meals before eating them.  ’ ‘  you always believed in me, even when i didn’t believe in myself.  ’ ‘  you’re fake laughing too, right?  ’ ‘  it’s sunday morning, i am not running on a sunday.  ’ ‘  ugh, dammit. why did i open my mouth?  ’ ‘  wow, we really are bitches.  ’ ‘  so why don’t you be a grown up and come and watch some tv in the fort!  ’ ‘  i don’t know what i’m gonna do with my life.  ’ ‘  i’m full, and yet i know if i stop eating this, i’ll regret it.  ’ ‘  kill me. kill me now.  ’ ‘  i want to sit in a comfortable chair, watch television, and go to sleep at a reasonable hour!  ’ ‘  what must it be like to not be crippled by fear and self-loathing?  ’ ‘  a stripper at a bachelor party, that is so cliché. why don’t you guys get a magician?!  ’ ‘  i’m curvy and i like it!  ’ ‘  i don’t share food!  ’ ‘  if i have to, i’d pee on any one of you.  ’ ‘  the fridge broke so i had to eat everything.  ’ ‘  you can’t have s-e-x when you’re taking care of the b-a-b-i-e!  ’ ‘  you’re over me? when were you… under me?  ’ ‘  these are just feelings. they’ll go away.  ’ ‘  i used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me.  ’ ‘  i mean, sure, i have my bad days, but then i remember what a cute smile i have.  ’ ‘  offering people gum is not cooking.  ’ ‘  i bought him a $500 watch and he wrote me a rap song.  ’ ‘  you know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.   ’ ‘  no, inside good. outside baaaaad.  ’ ‘  they’re always saying ‘let’s go here, let’s go there.’ like we can afford to go here and there.  ’ ‘  i hate my job. i hate it. oh, i want to quit, but then i think i should stick it out.  ’ ‘  you think i have $1200? i’m home in the middle of the day and i got patio furniture in my living room.  ’ ‘  neat! i’m gonna die alone!  ’ ‘  okay, could you just stop talking for a second?  ’ ‘  i’ve sort of had feelings for you.  ’ ‘  today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, fifty feet of crap, then me.  ’ ‘  why am i friends with these people?  ’ ‘  i eat by myself in the alley because everyone hates me.  ’ ‘  i’m a lone wolf. a loner. alone. all alone. forever.  ’ ‘  my life is an embarrassment! i should just go live under somebody’s stairs.  ’ ‘  if i died, the only way people would know that i was here would be the ass print on this chair!  ’ ‘  i always thought if you and i got married, that would be the one that stuck.  ’ ‘  hi, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable.  ’ ‘  i am not ‘blah’, i am a hoot!  ’ ‘  i just realized i can sleep with my eyes open.  ’ ‘  up until i was 25, i thought that the only response to ‘i love you’ was ‘oh, crap!’  ’ ‘  if the homo sapiens, were in fact ‘homo’ sapiens, is that why they’re extinct?  ’ ‘  do you think i need a new walk?  ’ ‘  you don’t own a tv? what’s all your furniture pointed at?  ’ ‘  just think of it like this: the third day. monday, one day. tuesday, two day. wednesday… when? huh? what day? thursday! the third day!  ’ ‘  eye-contact? i hope you were using protection!  ’ ‘  you were right, and from now on, yo make all my decisions for me.  ’ ‘  you said your boss wants to buy your baby?  ’ ‘  why god, why?!! we had a deal!! let the others grow old! not me!!  ’ ‘  last night i was finishing off a pizza and she said, ‘a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!’ i don’t need that kind of talk in my house!  ’ ‘  you’re druuuuunk. mom and dad are gonna be maaaad! …maybe i’m a little drunk.  ’ ‘  let her know i like her? are you insane?  ’ ‘  what’s it gonna take for you to forgive me?  ’ ‘  isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?  ’ ‘  you’re crying over a doritos commercial.  ’ ‘  that fake british woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance.  ’ ‘  i think it’d be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other.  ’ ‘  seriously… good luck on marrying me.  ’ ‘  there is no ‘us’, okay?  ’ ‘  i fell for you and i get clobbered. you then fall for me and i again, somehow, get clobbered.  ’ ‘  it’s just not worth it.  ’ ‘  we are never gonna happen, okay? accept that.  ’ ‘  you know what? you’re the one who ended it.  ’ ‘  i ended it because i was mad at you. not because i stopped loving you.  ’ ‘  imagine the worst things you think about yourself. now, how would you feel if the one person you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.  ’ ‘  you were worth the wait.  ’ ‘  that’s our baby.  ’ ‘  you deserve to be with someone who appreciates and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing and adorable and sexy you are.  ’

[jamsmemes]

(     *     DEXTER PROMPTS   !    

season 03   —   part 02.   trigger warning for murder.

❛  there are many ways to stop a heart.  ❜

❛  your life is gonna change forever.  ❜

❛  i’m not here to make friends. i’m here to do my job.  ❜

❛  and here i am. paradox personified. taking life. creating life.  ❜

❛  it felt… right. felt like justice.  ❜

❛  never underestimate the capacity of other people to let you down.  ❜

❛  you handled a tough situation the smart way.  ❜

❛  you can’t imagine how much i’ve been looking forward to this.  ❜

❛  truth is, i’m not ready to share this part of me with anyone else just yet.  ❜

❛  i’d be having a complete meltdown if it wasn’t for you.  ❜

❛  if you don’t deal with your problems, they only get bigger, right?  ❜

❛  i’m getting to know you and that granite set of ethics you’ve got.  ❜

❛  it’s said that everything is connected to everything. the butterfly effect.  ❜

❛  you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.  ❜

❛  there’s six quarts of blood in the human body. this ain’t gonna be pretty.  ❜

❛  how do you survive in this world?  ❜

❛  leaving no trace is my area of expertise.  ❜

❛  it’s like there was imbalance in the world, and we righted it.  ❜

❛  you are so crossing the line right now.  ❜

❛  for you, i’ll do everything in my power.  ❜

❛  you have insight. i’d be a fool not to follow your lead.  ❜

❛  i think you’re gonna save my life.  ❜

❛  i didn’t create a monster; i was used by one.  ❜

❛  just what i ordered — feigned civility with a heaping side of betrayal.  ❜

❛  it’s all about strategy, outmanoeuvering the opposition, bending him to your will.  ❜

❛  i am not the enemy here.  ❜

❛  you’re a creature of habit.  ❜

❛  i know how it is to want to rebalance an unbalanced world.  ❜

❛  some doors should stay shut.  ❜

❛  this whole back and forth game for leverage is pointless.  ❜

❛  there are the innocent and there are the deserving.  ❜

❛  it’s really hard to find people that you trust these days.  ❜

❛  i’ve got some serious soul searching to do.  ❜

❛  i finally just have to accept it. i’ll always be alone.  ❜

❛  i had higher hopes for you. for us.  ❜

❛  i tried to crack that damn armor of yours.  ❜

❛  i didn’t plan to, but it was kill or be killed.  ❜

❛  you lost a friend. you don’t have to be so strong.  ❜

❛  we all have secrets we prefer not to share. skeletons.  ❜

❛  a wolf would chew off its own paw. its survival instinct is that fierce.  so’s mine.  ❜

❛  all my previous attempts at human connection have ended in… well, death.  ❜

[ofhotheads-blog]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

[bunnieresources]

paladins: champions of the realm voice lines sentence starters.

“ in this game, you win or you die. there is no middle ground. “

“ the only way for you to win is not to fight. “

“ i had respect for you, ____, but i’ve been wrong before. “

“ i can get us out alive. “

“ go to hell, tell them ____ sent you. “

“ wise men run when i go to war. “

“ nice set of teeth you have. have fun picking them off the floor! “

“ thought you’d be… taller. “

“ i know you’re better than this. “

“ this isn’t the first time i’ve bled internally… “

“ can’t hold your drinks, eh? “

“ in the end, i’m still the best looking! “

“ it’s not polite to stare, but i understand. “

“ this place was once peaceful, and it shall be so again. “

“ all that dies shall be reborn. “

“ i don’t care how powerful they become, i will fight to my last breath. “

“ don’t let your mind wander, it’s too small to be let out on its own. “

“ so much knowledge hidden here, waiting to be discovered! “

“ damn this fleshy vessel! “

“ the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference… wait, where am i again? “

“ this is why they kneel before me! “

“ elbow out, shoulders back, wrists loose. find your mark, and just breathe. “

“ you’re not the sharpest arrow in the quiver, are you? “

“ for my people, i will do anything necessary. “

“ i fight to protect those who cannot protect themselves. “

“ guns? …tch, so primitive. “

“ do not mistake me for weak! “

“ i’m not splitting the reward. “

“ you are a sad, strange little man. “

“ it’s just business, dear. “

“ i’m not insulting you, i’m describing you. “

“ funny? you think i’m funny? like a clown? do i amuse you? “

“ ooh! yes! please run! i love it when they run! “

“ if i must fight, i will win. “

“ maybe you should work on your aim. “

“ with a friend like you, i will soon have no enemies. “

“ you don’t fight fair, but you are skilled. “

“ many men wish death upon me. “

“ remain silent, and be thought a fool. or speak, and remove all doubt. “

“ you’re small… like a cat. “

“ if you are going to lose so easily, at least give me something good to look at while dying. “

“ i will be the last thing you see before you die. lucky you, huh? “

“ only the gods can judge you, i simply arrange the meeting. “

“ champions are made by the paths they choose, not the powers they were graced with! “

“ i’d love to stay here and talk with you, but i’m not going to. “

“ i hate to get my hands dirty, but you’ve left me no choice. “

“ i know your every move… and i’ve guaranteed my victory. “

“ i’ll show you what it means to suffer. “

“ your friends aren’t safe. your family isn’t safe. what makes you think you are? “

“ there’s no shame in exploiting someone’s weakness… or at least none that i feel. “

“ how do you know if a noble’s untrustworthy? if they have a pulse. “

“ strike where they least expect it. as a general rule, that usually means between the legs. “

“ they will bend the knee, or they will break. “

“ if i wanted your opinion, i’d ask for it. “

“ you can’t take that kill, i called it! “

“ i’m not gonna behave. it’s not in my nature. “

“ i’m gonna take a nap. you seem to have this all handled. “

“ is it dangerous? it looks dangerous! “

“ i thought we could work together… i guess i was wrong. “

“ revenge is all consuming. “

“ i do what i must, because i can. “

“ now i just look ridiculous. “

“ did i do that? yes, i think i did! “

“ even the smallest being can alter the course of the future. “

“ do not let your hatred seed revenge. “

“ our only path is forward. “

“ there is hope for this world yet. “

“ say a prayer to me and i might make your death quick. “

“ i have such sights to show you. “

“ aren’t you too young for this? “

“ when do we get paid? after we win? “

“ explosives, check. dashing good looks, check. and world-renowned skill, check. “

“ where do i collect my reward? “

“ my equipment was a generous gift… okay, it was loaned to me… fine, i stole it. “

“ think of all the riches we aren’t stealing right now. “

“ i know things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass. “

“ you’d like to see a trick? watch as i make your life disappear. “

“ to err is human. to forgive is not something i’m capable of. “

“ reality is an opinion. one i disagree with. “

“ if you need help, don’t hesitate to ask! “

“ hehe, did i trick you? “

“ i didn’t mean to hurt you! “

“ let’s be honest, heels are a little impractical. “

“ okay, now things are getting weird. “

“ fool me once, shame on me. fool me twice… wait, how did that go again? “

“ fear does not fade, it only hides in wait. “

“ fear is an illusion… except yours. that’s real. “

“ i’m here to kick butt and chew bubblegum! and properly dispose of the gum in a designated waste container. “

“ this is the third best day of my life! “

“ is weakness contagious? “

“ come watch the great ____ take down all the people she hates! not you, of course. “

“ i just want to live a normal life, without having to blow everybody up… oh well! “

“ hey! what’s the deal?! “

“ i like you. you can live. “

“ i tried to play by the rules, but nooo! “

“ hey! who says you get to look at me, hmm? “

“ will i find a worthy opponent? the anticipation is killing me! “

“ might wanna see a doctor for that. “

“ is it just me or are they really bad at this? “

“ remember my name, it will mean something one day! “

“ there are no winners among warriors, but there are certainly losers! “

“ play by their rules, and you’re just a pawn in their game. “

“ what doesn’t kill me… better start running. “

“ this will be a walk in the park compared to what i’m used to. “

“ does it come in pink? “

“ welcome to the mean streets, kitten! “

“ excuse me, i need to go stab something. “

“ you wouldn’t last a day on my streets. “

“ have i robbed you before? i think i’ve robbed you before. “

“ it’s not smart to turn your back on me, you may find a knife in it. “

“ i could banish them to another dimension with the wave of my hand, but that wouldn’t be very fair, would it? “

“ take a good look, i won’t be here for long. “

“ i kill everything i touch. “

“ you can be a good person. i won’t give up on you! “

“ you’re messing with power you don’t understand! “

“ why do you hurt people? what’s the point? “

“ you shouldn’t have overestimated me. “

“ i was once thrown to the wolves. now i lead the pack. “

“ this place is too bright. too… happy. “

“ you would do wisely to kneel. “

“ i’ll have my revenge. “

“ i haven’t forgotten about you. “

“ a wise man once told me ‘time heals all wounds.’ it did not un-slit his throat. “

[multiverse-muses]

The World Ends With You Sentence Starters

I just met you. I don't like you. And I don't give a rat's ass if you think I'm rude!

You could stop your bi-

Are you high?! I'm not taking my pants off in front of you-- in the middle of the street!

No one sees me. No one bothers me. No one expects anything of me. It's like a dream.

Alright, now today is gonna totally kick ass!

Must... fight... emo... urges...

Aah! Bad man! Mustn’t make eye contact…

And this is where this all goes to hell.

Full of fail, as usual.

I suppose you're an ass... All the time.

You... UGH! I can't believe you!

Let me in! Tell me what you're thinking!

I'm scared...scared of getting a second chance!

Once you see the real me, will we still be friends?

Why don't you back off!?

Only by allowing strangers in, we can find new ways to BE ourselves.

Don't make this worse for yourself...

And here's me, playing the world's tiniest violin.

Come back when you grow a pair.

STUPID F***IN' WALL!

Don't bother struggling!

I can think of a decillion better ways to spend our time... than by having MEETINGS.

No comments from the peanut gallery.

[kitsune-rp-help]

Taken from various sources. Feel free to change pronouns as needed

“I aim to misbehave”

“Let’s make mischief of one kind or another”

“I solemnly swear I am up to no good”

“I like to make people who hate me hate me even more”

“I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.”

“Stop telling me how to live my life!”

“I’m your conscience. It’s my job.”

“Excuse me, I was under the impression that I was not going to be executed today.”

“Hello life ruiner.”

“Oh calm down that was years ago. Your life doesn’t look too ruined to me.”

“What part of ‘I don’t want to get shot and thrown in jail’ do you not understand”

“What are friends for if they aren’t willing to tie other friends to chairs and lock them in random basements.”

“Are you sober?”

“I’m moderately  functional.”

“I’ll take that as a no.”

“If it wasn’t totally unethical, I would definitely black mail you with this.”

“Because you’re a beacon of ethics, right?”

“That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.”

“I’m not a thief. I’m just really good at acquiring things that aren’t mine.”

“Well at least we know the fire alarm works.”

“Hey, I didn’t kill anyone today!”

“The more knives you have the more valid you are.”

“Here, hold my morals. I’ve got some sketchy shit to take care of.”

“May fortune favor the fuckups.”

“Trouble usually finds me.”

“Don’t get caught.”

“Wow, sarcasm. That’s original.”

“Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it”

“In my defense I was left unsupervised.”

“I licked it so it’s mine.”

[dovingmemes]

random sentence starters

random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

[rpmemes-galore]

If we are mutuals, you are welcome to: 

tag me in starters 

answer my open starters

spam my inbox with memes

ask me to spam you with memes

scream at me in ims at all ungodly hours

randomly drop a plot idea on me whenever you want 

never be scared that you’re bothering me in any way bc, if i followed you, i love your blog and I am always down for interacting with you!  <3  <3  <3

[littlelovelymemes]

✰ * º ❛   friends sentence starters   ❜

‘  *reading obituaries* suddenly i wish i was reading my own name.  ’ ‘  you don’t even have oven mitts on!  ’ ‘  wow. i could so easily freak out right now.  ’ ‘  do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?  ’ ‘  hey, you remembered to put clothes on this morning.  ’ ‘  no more falafel for you!  ’ ‘  we were on a break!!  ’ ‘  you’re such a tattletale.  ’ ‘  i love you goddesses!  ’ ‘  everyone i know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted and I’m getting coffee. And it’s not even for me!  ’ ‘  it’s   ’ ‘  this is all a moo point. yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion, it doesn’t matter. it’s moo.  ’ ‘  so, the ebola virus. that’s gotta suck, huh?  ’ ‘  my gynecologist tried to kill me.  ’ ‘  you can’t tell, but i’m trying to break the tension by mooning you guys.  ’ ‘  boy, you are not a morning person.  ’ ‘  yeah, well, i’m a slut.  ’ ‘  how you doin’?  ’ ‘  i am warm… for your form.  ’ ‘  i’m really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.  ’ ‘  are you saying that you don’t wanna get with this?  ’ ‘  hey, you’re a pathetic loser, right?  ’ ‘  sometimes i wish i was a lesbian… did i say that out loud?  ’ ‘  if i were a guy and… did i just say, ‘if i were a guy’?  ’ ‘  i guess things were just going to well for me!  ’ ‘  i don’t have a plan. i don’t even have a ‘pla.’  ’ ‘  he’s so pretty i want to cry!  ’ ‘  prepare to feel very bad about yourself.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry that’s who i am. i’m a positive person.  ’ ‘  no, i’m a positive person. you are like santa clause on prozac at disneyland, getting laid.  ’ ‘  i’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!  ’ ‘  she was nice. i mean, she’s a little slutty, but who isn’t?  ’ ‘  honey, this is not your fault. just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify them sleeping with someone else.  ’ ‘  from now on, i am not getting out of this chair, ever. okay? from now on, this chair is the one.  ’ ‘  i wish i could, but i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  alright, i took the quiz and, it turns out, i do put career before men.  ’ ‘  look at him, he’s so cute. i just wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him!  ’ ‘  i think, if it was a little colder in there, i could see your nipples through that sweater.  ’ ‘  what’s wrong with me… oh, don’t open that door.  ’ ‘  let me think, let me think… oh, i don’t care!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what’s going on, but i’m excited!  ’ ‘  i tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.  ’ ‘  when i first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.  ’ ‘  are we greeting each other this way now? because i like it.  ’ ‘  it looks like you fell asleep with a hanger in your mouth.  ’ ‘  you wanna play twister?  ’ ‘  once, i got dumped during sex.  ’ ‘  here we are, with our future before us, and i only want to spend it with you.  ’ ‘  welcome to the real world. it sucks. you’re gonna love it!  ’ ‘  hey, you cry every time somebody talks about the titanic.  ’ ‘  if worst comes to worst, i’ll be your boyfriend.  ’ ‘  who loses 57 coin tosses in a row? you know? heads, she wins. tails, i lose.  ’ ‘  shut up! shut up! SHUT UP!  ’ ‘  i’m so glad we’re having this rehearsal dinner, you know? it’s so rare that i get to practice my meals before eating them.  ’ ‘  you always believed in me, even when i didn’t believe in myself.  ’ ‘  you’re fake laughing too, right?  ’ ‘  it’s sunday morning, i am not running on a sunday.  ’ ‘  ugh, dammit. why did i open my mouth?  ’ ‘  wow, we really are bitches.  ’ ‘  so why don’t you be a grown up and come and watch some tv in the fort!  ’ ‘  i don’t know what i’m gonna do with my life.  ’ ‘  i’m full, and yet i know if i stop eating this, i’ll regret it.  ’ ‘  kill me. kill me now.  ’ ‘  i want to sit in a comfortable chair, watch television, and go to sleep at a reasonable hour!  ’ ‘  what must it be like to not be crippled by fear and self-loathing?  ’ ‘  a stripper at a bachelor party, that is so cliché. why don’t you guys get a magician?!  ’ ‘  i’m curvy and i like it!  ’ ‘  i don’t share food!  ’ ‘  if i have to, i’d pee on any one of you.  ’ ‘  the fridge broke so i had to eat everything.  ’ ‘  you can’t have s-e-x when you’re taking care of the b-a-b-i-e!  ’ ‘  you’re over me? when were you… under me?  ’ ‘  these are just feelings. they’ll go away.  ’ ‘  i used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me.  ’ ‘  i mean, sure, i have my bad days, but then i remember what a cute smile i have.  ’ ‘  offering people gum is not cooking.  ’ ‘  i bought him a $500 watch and he wrote me a rap song.  ’ ‘  you know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.   ’ ‘  no, inside good. outside baaaaad.  ’ ‘  they’re always saying ‘let’s go here, let’s go there.’ like we can afford to go here and there.  ’ ‘  i hate my job. i hate it. oh, i want to quit, but then i think i should stick it out.  ’ ‘  you think i have $1200? i’m home in the middle of the day and i got patio furniture in my living room.  ’ ‘  neat! i’m gonna die alone!  ’ ‘  okay, could you just stop talking for a second?  ’ ‘  i’ve sort of had feelings for you.  ’ ‘  today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, fifty feet of crap, then me.  ’ ‘  why am i friends with these people?  ’ ‘  i eat by myself in the alley because everyone hates me.  ’ ‘  i’m a lone wolf. a loner. alone. all alone. forever.  ’ ‘  my life is an embarrassment! i should just go live under somebody’s stairs.  ’ ‘  if i died, the only way people would know that i was here would be the ass print on this chair!  ’ ‘  i always thought if you and i got married, that would be the one that stuck.  ’ ‘  hi, i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable.  ’ ‘  i am not ‘blah’, i am a hoot!  ’ ‘  i just realized i can sleep with my eyes open.  ’ ‘  up until i was 25, i thought that the only response to ‘i love you’ was ‘oh, crap!’  ’ ‘  if the homo sapiens, were in fact ‘homo’ sapiens, is that why they’re extinct?  ’ ‘  do you think i need a new walk?  ’ ‘  you don’t own a tv? what’s all your furniture pointed at?  ’ ‘  just think of it like this: the third day. monday, one day. tuesday, two day. wednesday… when? huh? what day? thursday! the third day!  ’ ‘  eye-contact? i hope you were using protection!  ’ ‘  you were right, and from now on, yo make all my decisions for me.  ’ ‘  you said your boss wants to buy your baby?  ’ ‘  why god, why?!! we had a deal!! let the others grow old! not me!!  ’ ‘  last night i was finishing off a pizza and she said, ‘a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!’ i don’t need that kind of talk in my house!  ’ ‘  you’re druuuuunk. mom and dad are gonna be maaaad! …maybe i’m a little drunk.  ’ ‘  let her know i like her? are you insane?  ’ ‘  what’s it gonna take for you to forgive me?  ’ ‘  isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?  ’ ‘  you’re crying over a doritos commercial.  ’ ‘  that fake british woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance.  ’ ‘  i think it’d be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other.  ’ ‘  seriously… good luck on marrying me.  ’ ‘  there is no ‘us’, okay?  ’ ‘  i fell for you and i get clobbered. you then fall for me and i again, somehow, get clobbered.  ’ ‘  it’s just not worth it.  ’ ‘  we are never gonna happen, okay? accept that.  ’ ‘  you know what? you’re the one who ended it.  ’ ‘  i ended it because i was mad at you. not because i stopped loving you.  ’ ‘  imagine the worst things you think about yourself. now, how would you feel if the one person you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.  ’ ‘  you were worth the wait.  ’ ‘  that’s our baby.  ’ ‘  you deserve to be with someone who appreciates and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing and adorable and sexy you are.  ’

[amakeepers]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S starter sentences

“How you doin’?!”

“Could I be wearing any more clothes?!”

“Of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that’s not enough.”

“But they don’t know that we know they know we know!”

“You know if you’re not careful, you may not get married at all this year.”

“No, ________, U-N-I-sex.”

“I grew up in a house with ________, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.”

“When were you … under me?”

“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?”

“You know, like a cow’s opinion, it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”

“I don’t like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?”

“If I were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.”

“Why do you want to kill yourself?”

“Would you…….Would you hug me?”

“You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?”

“How can you not care?”

“Now I have upset you. What did I say?”

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!”

“You messed it up. You’re stupid.”

“You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.”

“Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!”

“We were on a break!”

“Yes, yes it is.. IN PRISON!”

“If I were a guy, and…did I just say IF I were a guy?”

“Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian.”

“Oh, did I get you?”

“Can you believe what a jerk _________ was being?

[markbop]

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