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@amandabeacooked
Hi! I'm Amanda.
This is my totally normal side blog to just re/post whatever, be a nerd, or silly.
Likes and follows will come from @amandabeacooking, or my serious kink-focused main. I think I made these the wrong way around, but I'm okay with that.
If you don't want to see that kind of stuff you can block me, but I'll be sad.
For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario
i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love
Buying you flowers to put in your hair so you look like a pretty fairy while I'm fucking you raw
the cashier rolls their eyes "that's 18.37" they say to you reaching out with one hand for your payment while picking up a phone with the other "Can we get someone to clean up floral?" They make hard eye contact before continuing "And register three."
if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!
I do appreciate how natural "it's hot so you need to take your clothes off" is as a suggestion. Temperature based sensory suggestion is broadly quite easy to do. And the sleight of hand to make you not realize that 'taking your clothes off' is contextually considered pervert behavior is similarly simple. So it's a very aesthetically pleasing space to me, in a mathematical sense as well as in other senses.
Just because I did this this afternoon doesn't mean anything at all
The other day I was at the grocery store and when I was leaving the clerk said "Have an ice day! :)" and I asked "Don't you mean, 'have a nice day'?" and she said "No :)" and I walked outside and looked north and saw the horizon hidden behind mile-high walls of blue and white crystal twinkling like diamonds in the sunlight. A herd of mastodons trundled down the interstate, cracking the pavement and shaking the earth with their ponderous tread. A cold, dry wind blew.
a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
You play boardgames? That's cool (as long as everyone involved in consenting)! I support consensual boardgameing! Consenting adults should be allowed to play boardgames in the privacy of their own home! I like to practice ethical boardgaming with as many partners as the game's box recommends!
Sometimes at night. You know, when I’m feeling extra nerdy, I’ll fantasize about putting my dice right into his hand, maybe tease them first right along the tip of his finger
Wizard girl glamouring her clothes so that anyone who isn't sapphic sees a modest outfit instead whatever incredibly slutty clothes she has on (or just her fully nude body).
Prev this is gold why would you leave it in the tags
Oglaf: Sextiles
subtext this, subtext that. dommetext is the way forward. a hot character turns directly to the audience and explains in plain terms how they should interpret the things the text portrays.
GIRL YOU'VE NEVER TALKED TO BEFORE -- "Ugh. I hate myself for this. I hate how hard it is and I hate how out of control I am and I hate how I feel like I'm just talking about myself. I've just been going through it and everything sucks."
FLAWED SENSORIUM -- There's water dripping somewhere in your house. Or is that a clock ticking? Dice clatter to the left of your head inside of the wall. Footsteps lurk behind you. Your back burns against the couch. Hotter and hotter. Remember to pay attention to your surroundings.
LOGIC [Easy: Success] -- Your back is facing a wall, behind the wall is outside the house. You know the location of every human being in this house. It's impossible for anyone to be behind you.
GIRL YOU'VE NEVER TALKED TO BEFORE -- "I guess, I want to say that I'm happy to have someone to talk to about this kind of thing. All of my friends are part of this. This nightmare. I feel like I've been trapped in my head. Thanks. Thank you so much."
MARQUESS DE SADE -- She's caught up in the flow of talking to you and likely won't stop for another ten to fifteen minutes. If you tell her you don't really care right now or lie and say that you're sending all of this to her friend, you'd get to see a unique moment of vulnerability play out on your screen. Time it just right and you might be able to get her to send you pictures of her tears. Tear her open.
ETHICS ENGINE [Easy: Failure] -- There's probably a reason why you shouldn't do that, but you can't think of it.
VITREOUS TEMPERAMENT [Challenging: Success] -- You've not seen enough of her. There's more of her to see. If you do something like that, you'll not get to see as much of her. Not in as much detail, as least. You can betray her later, there's more to see now.
CLOCKWORK SOUL -- Sufficient time (5.6 seconds) has passed. She needs to see a typing indicator to believe you're still present, and you need to craft a response.
1. "I'm just happy to help."
2. "Ah, ha ha. That's funny. You know I'm gonna send all this to Ellie, right?"
3. "What should I call you, by the way? You never gave me a name."
4. [Vitreous Temperament - Medium 10] Press her further. Ask more questions. She has more to give.
YOU -- "I'm just happy to help."
Her typing indicator disappears. Several seconds pass.
FLAWED SENSORIUM -- A ringing in the distance pierces through the fog of quiet, it's time to move the food out of the oven. Your mother calls out your name and you realize you never did put your laundry away. Upstairs through floorboards that hum with rats and water, the distinctive notes of your phone's alarm can be heard. Dun dun, dun dun.
TACTILE FIXATION -- You're holding your phone in your left hand. The plastic case molds around your fingers and you've begun to chip away at the rubber with your mess of a thumbnail. You crave to feel it all shatter in your teeth but fingers suffice.
LOGIC [Medium: Success] -- Your phone can't possibly be upstairs, as you're holding it.
GIRL YOU'VE NEVER TALKED TO BEFORE -- "Yeah. Ok. Um. Sorry to. Leave suddenly. I should probably go. I should have left ten minutes ago. Nice talking to you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Bye!"
SOCIETAL INDUCTION -- [Medium: Success] She expected more. There was a spark holding her like a duck in a bottle. Pressure vacuum sucks inward. How do you get it out? But it disappeared. She realized she could simply imagine something different. She remembered she didn't really know you. You're not really friends. And she felt awkward when she realized it so she stepped away. Left.
VITREOUS TEMPERAMENT -- There was more you could have taken from her. This didn't need to be the ending.
PATTERN MATCHING -- she probably hates you now and you'll never ever talk to her again and she'll tell all her friends how weird and off-putting you are and she'll never ever ever ever talk to you again
DAMAGED MORALE -1
TACTILE FIXATION -- Sweat accumulates in the gaps between your fingers. Rub them back and forth and feel rubbery skin fold and flap against itself. You can almost hear the sound it makes through your bones.
THE MASK SPEAKS -- Are you what you claim to be? Can you possibly be said to be real? Everything you are is a trick of the light. Come close I have things to convince you.
[] -- it's too loud in here
YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHO HAS BEEN LAYING ON YOU THE ENTIRE TIME -- "Are you doing okay? You stopped petting me."
I just want to click the pretty blue dot
I think being stuck in a wall would be pretty cool. like, I still only want to be fucked by friends, but not being able to move or see them would do a lot.. just feeling her hands on me.. maybe on my hips or ass or between my legs.. feeling her cock press against me.. maybe she grinds on me for a while.. maybe she puts it in right away.. maybe she's soft and gentle and takes her times.. maybe she's rough and uses me like a toy.. maybe she only goes for one round.. maybe I'm dripping with both our juices by the time she's done.. maybe she's moaning my name as she fucks me.. maybe she's writing something on my thigh.. ghh.. and then afterwards I get coddled by all the girls.. so sweetly and softly and cozy style with little kisses, like they didn't all just back to back try to get me addicted to their cock..
I get where you went, but your first line had me thinking you were envious of Fortunato from The Cask of Amontillado
the ancient greeks looked at human connection and said “actually no, these are all different things”
eros — wanting someone so badly it changes your gravity
philia — the kind of friendship that rewires your life
storge — familiarity, family, the comfort of being known
agape — love given freely without asking for anything back
ludus — flirting, teasing, wanting joy more than permanence
pragma — choosing someone again and again over time
philautia — the terrifying lifelong task of loving yourself
mania — obsession, jealousy, the kind of love that consumes instead of nourishes
and i think modern life quietly ranks them. romance at the top, everything else underneath it like lesser substitutes
but honestly? i think being truly understood by a friend can alter you as deeply as romance. i think there is something sacred about being loved carefully, like a treasured heirloom, instead of something temporary or replaceable. i think surviving long enough to feel peace with yourself is as meaningful as being desired. i think playful affection matters. i think devotion matters. i think kindness matters.
i don’t think love was ever meant to exist in only one form
