To All The Good Boys,

Good job, good boy.

[dirttheadxd]

this crazy white boy

[phantomrose96]

My sort of maybe embarrassing “late to the game” thing I’m learning now is how to tell if oil has gone bad.

I feel like most other foods have obvious visual tells like mold or they end up smelling foul and obviously bad. But I was googling about oil and the internet says “if it smells like crayons, it’s bad” which would not have been my first guess. And I tested it out on my somewhat old sesame oil and was like “by god, I would describe this as smelling like crayons”

Anyway protip if your old oil smells kinda like crayons it’s probably no good 🖍️

[phantomrose96]

IF YOUR

MASCARA

SMELLS LIKE

crayons

DO NOT EAT IT

[teaboot]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Massage oils and oil-based lubricants, too!!!

Also cooking oil!

Spoilt oil products VERY OFTEN lose their normal odour and smell of crayons!

[quasi-normalcy]

I actually like JKR feuding in public with David Tennant, because it lets normal people see what a deranged, bigoted fanatic she's become.

[quasi-normalcy]

Like I think there are lots of normie liberal types who think that "she just has an opinion!" who are now finding out that she's a bloodthirsty fascist-adjacent goon with an all-consuming psychosexual obsession with other people's genitals.

[45percenterthen]

you ever speak to your best friend and it just absolutely centres you. oh yeah none of that shit matters. I love you

[thoughtportal]

The US Military in Hawaii

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[everythingfox]

Just a baby

[hanavesinauttija]

[calebwittebane]

[brawltogethernow]

Discovered: equation that screams in agony at its own existence

[unculture]

HURTING the numbers???

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

You think the frog emoji would've been less confusing?

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Frogs are the green flag of nature. You look at someone and you see them holding a frog, you know you're going to have a good time with this person.

[charlesoberonn]

It's when the frogs aren't green that you need to stay away.

[psikonauti]

Rolf Ohst (German, b. 1952)

Amnesia, 2016

Oil on canvas

[teaboot]

OIL ON *FUCKING* CANVAS, YALL

[animentality]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

They’re more deserving of the uniform than most generals.

[mens-rights-activia]

Heroes

[memewhore]

Society couldn’t function without them.

[kaijutegu]

Society really couldn’t function without them. Anthropologist Robin Nagel did this fabulous ethnography of NYC sanitation workers called Picking Up where she actually became a sanitation worker herself. In NYC alone, there’s fewer than 10,000 sanitation workers dealing with a daily load of about 11,000 tons of garbage and 2,000 tons of recycling. It’s a more dangerous profession than firefighting or police work (cops and fire aren’t even in the top ten most dangerous jobs in the US), and if the sanitation workers aren’t able to do their jobs, cities become unlivable overnight.

(Also you should read that Robin Nagel book, it’s really fascinating. Even if you don’t live in a city, it’s a great read.)

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Huh

[jam-does-audio]

Yep. If they try to convert you while you're waiting for your bus that's 20 min late, I recommend bringing this up. They make good expressions when they realize

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Mormonism gaining status as a respectable religion in the US is frankly all you need to know about how irredeemably fucked this country was, is, and will continue to be

[theaudientvoid]

Momonism is bad just like all religions are bad, but I should point out that the FLDS are not the people who try to convert you while you're waiting for the bus. The FLDS are a splinter group that have been excommunicated from the regular Mormon church. If you bring them up to regular Mormons, their response will most likely be something along the lines of "yeah, fuck those guys, we excommunicated them over a hundred years ago."

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[charlesoberonn]

"Somebody hand me my nails. I'm about to give a church a visit."

[gaul-the-unmitigated]

They got community noted.

[charlesoberonn]

[rneliflua]

"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

[guerrillatech]