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[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[soap-lady]

I need luck and good health. Please.

[fallen-exorcist]

Congrats on your third daughter Carmilla!

[chubs-deuce]

at long last... they're all complete! :D I had a blast working on these~

Edit: before more people ask: Kinger is dead in this AU, hence his exclusion

[amateur-mint]

Shoves this art into my mouth and scampers away with it

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[oona81]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[the-worm-man]

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

[tired-fandom-ndn]

People keep talking about Wealwell being kicked in the stomach by Hatwell and standing on his head in the closet to make his stomach feel better like this all happened when they were kids but he said it was when their grandfather was already sick and Maxwell, as the youngest, was in his late teens at that point and Wealwell is at least a couple years older than him.

That means that Hatwell, grown ass adult in his mid 20s at the absolute youngest, was kicking his grown ass brother, also in his 20s, in the stomach and that was normal AND Wealwell's solution to that was to hide in a closet and stand on his head.

I need to study the Gotch family under a microscope.

[silvermarmoset]

ventured into the cloudward ho tag and it is allllll about maxwell for some reason so just need to say right now I LOVE montgomery lamontgomery. favorite character by far. he loves animals and gets excited every time he sees them!! his little buddy is a t-rex and his hat has paintings on it he made himself. he’s an adventurer AND a writer and we see both sides the way Lou plays him. you can see his wild past flying with the windriders but also the diplomacy and comfort he’s gained in his glamorous later years. Unironically the character I would hang out with the most but ALSO the most fun for me to watch

[callmekatydid]

No More Kings.

If they didn’t want us to know better, they shouldn’t have taught us young.

[bundibird]

HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.

It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.

You do have to be an Australian citizen to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.

FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.

[amateur-mint]

FUCK THOSE BRIGHT ASS LIGHTS

[amateur-mint]

the world must know

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

also smth smth reblog and tell me what you got im very curious

[amateur-mint]

Water type and cow! Manatee pokemon!

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

[amateur-mint]

“but it’s childish” real big talk for someone with an empty bed. Enjoy hugging your pillow bro

[amateur-mint]

you remember that one Teen Titans (not GO the ORIGINAL) where cyborg was frustrated that his mechanical limbs had limits built in and he could only do so much no matter how hard he tried and then at the end of the episode he like jailbreaked himself and was able to do more than what he was built for well i had a weird fixation on him and other robotic characters my entire childhood without really knowing why i was transfixed on a character being able to go past the limits they were built for

yeah I got diagnosed with ADHD last month and just started taking Ritalin.

[nathanialhowe]

this is the money Data. Reblog for riches and good fortune in the new year

[jthidges]

Data Soong and Brent Spiner will always get a reblog 👾

[callmekatydid]

You know what? I’m done grieving. I want Stolas to have a gun.

[heretherebebookdragons]

If you are a fan fic writer and you're alright with people making fan art of your fic, reblog this 💚

[greelin]

this is so real and never leaves me

[greelin]

i love whenever people share the best sandwich they’ve ever had because everyone always remembers it so vividly. That one sandwich. life is so beautiful

[amateur-mint]

There's this little restaurant/inn in this tiny highland village in Scotland I had their steak sandwich with homeade aioli and arugala like

holy shit