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me, as a kid: i canāt wait til iām an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT
me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god
So for the past 12 days in honor of valentines day Iāve been making daily comics based off true stories about making my ex cry during my toxic first relationship (ātimes my ex made me cryā would beā¦a much darker comic.) Plz enjoy, it was very cathartic for me to make!
So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines donāt go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????
Itās witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????
What the fuck??????
Spill it! Lolā¦.Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9ā¦.ššš
Its called the T4 push, but I literally canāt find the info online????? I guess Iām not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.
Itās best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if youāre alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)
Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one thatās most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.
Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.
If you donāt have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.
As someone who wrote a 10k wordĀ paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)
Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good
This post was sent by literal angels??? Iāve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now itās gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?
As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.
This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. Itāll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. Thatāll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and thatāll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.
Donāt forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. Itāll feel weird, but itāll help with jaw pain. Itāll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.
And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!
As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!
One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, āDonāt use your customer voice on me, I know youāre dead inside like the rest of us, itās just frightening and weirdā
The other day I asked for a table for two in my customer voice and the waitress squinted at me and I cleared my throat and said āSorry, still in service modeā and she dropped hers and we swapped stories about our day and my boyfriend was like āYou two just became two entirely different people in like .5 secondsā¦ā
I can be bitching up a blue streak about a customer-from-hell while the store is empty, and when the phone rings swap over to my retail voice practically in mid-sentence. I even have managers and salespeople from other stores in the chain fooled into thinking Iām infinitely friendly and helpful, and my managerās husband thinks Iām one of the most professional people in the store. One assistant managerās daughter dubbed me Perky-Pants because she mostly dealt with me over the phone, and was shocked to the core when I dropped an F-bomb at her graduation picnic.
The acting required in the service industry is beyond the pale. My cousin freaked out when she came to see me at work because I was all smiling and nice while helping someone who was asking inane questions and who basically forced me to walk them to the product and put it in their fucking hand but I was nice as pie until I turned around to walk away and my demeanor changed back to normal and I muttered āwhat a fucking moronā under my breath as I got back to my cousin. She just looked at me shocked and said āno wonder youāre so exhausted when you get home.āĀ
this is actually referred to as emotional labor in criminology, and is considered one of the hardest forms of labor
The art of bullshit is strong in the service industryĀ
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People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?
People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK
you wouldnāt believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.
too cold? put on another layer!
too hot? change into thinner clothes!
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?
stillĀ too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot?Ā ŢĶĢ”ĢĢ®Ķ ĢĢĢÆAĢĶĶ̤Ķ̳̦̱ĢĢŗĢŖKĢ¢Ķ Ķ Ģ»Ģ„Ģ„Ģ„ĢŖĢĢĢ©Ģ̼̤̻̻ĶĶĢĶĶEĶĢĶĢ©ĶĢŖĶĶ̦̄ĶĢ£Ķ̳ĶĶĶ ĶĶĢ ĢĢ„ĢĢ̦̼OĶ¢Ģ̩̦ĶĢ Ķ̲̲̱̪̹̻̼ĢĢÆĶĶF̷̢Ģ̸͔ĢĶĶĢĢĢ®Ģ̲̤ĶĢÆF̧̨̱̤̲̫ĶĶ̼ĢĶĢ ĢĶĶ Ģ¹Ģ» ŅĶ ĶĢĢ«Ģ ĶĢĢ ĶYĶ”ŅĶĢ“ĢĢ̬̳O̶̧ĶĢ¶Ķ ĶĢ̣̯̩̫ĢĢ©Ķ̤ĶĶĢUĶ Ģ¶Ķ̵ĶĢŗĢ ĢŖĢ̱̮̮ĢĢ»Ķ̣̦ĢRĢØŅ̦̺Ķ̩̺ĶĢ̪̺̄Ķ̱ĶĶĢŖĶĢ̰ Ģ·ĢøĶĢŗĶ̳ĶĢ̻̳̄ĶĢĢ„ĶĢŖĢ£SĶĢ”Ģ̳ĶĢĢÆĶĢ»Ģ Ķ̹̫̣̼̹̄ĶKĶ̧ĶĶĢŖĢĢĢĢ«Ģ̱̫ĶĢĢĢ®Ķ̻̺̯ĢĢ IĢ̨̧ĶĢĶĶĢ ĶĢNĶ ĶĶĶĶĶ̳Ķ̪̱ĢĶĢŗĢĢ©
The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell
THE TRUTH COMES OUT.
Avoidance techniques for the cold:
-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito
Avoidance techniques for heat:
-die, I guess.
FUCK. HEAT.
Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.
#me trying to be spontaneous
Dust, stars, and cosmic rays swirling around Comet 67P/ChuryumovāGerasimenko, captured by the Rosetta probe. (Source)
*kicks the front door in* DO YOU SEE HOW GODDAMN FUCKING COOL THIS SHIT IS
WE HAVE VIDEO. FROM THE SURFACE OF A COMET. SENT BY A ROBOT.
ROSETTA PROBE YOUāRE AMAZING WE LOVE YOU
That cliff is a kilometer high. is Hereās what youāre actually looking at:
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Not only is this shit cool as hell but you gotta realize how unbelievably remarkable of a task this is and how hard it was to pull off.
Humans managed to send a tiny hunk of metal stuffed with electronics millions and millions and millions of miles away through this hostile, airless envionent to land (without breaking it!) on the equivalent of a dirty snowball shooting though outer space
Thatās like shooting a bullet from LA to London and hitting a moving target thatās only one foot across, and having the bullet survive the ordeal unscathed.
Plus! We humans developed a way to videotape and transmit pictures from this snowball in space so we know what itās like to stand the surface.
I mean, is that not mind blowingly amazing???
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men wonāt take a simple fucking ānoā for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
Ā #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOUāRE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS
as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i donāt necessarily āhalf-assā things, itās more like a ā3/4 assā. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.
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Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back, I wanna rap with you all about why the George of the Jungle remake is a pretty important piece of cinema.
Itās literally the only movie I can think of that is based completely around the unheard of āFEMALE gaze.ā Granted, while Iām a huge movie buff Iāve not seen every movie ever made. But even so, even if thereās another example of the āfemale gazeā in cinema that has escaped me itās still damn impressive that a kids movie from 1997 based on a Jay Ward cartoon from the 60ās managed to turn gender representation in media on itās fucking ass!
First things first, letās look at our leading lady and love interest - Ursula, played by Leslie Mann.
Let me just say that while Leslie Mann is adorable and a talented actress, she does look a little less conventional and a little more plain compared to the bombshells that Hollywood likes to churn out. Leslie, in comparison, looks much more like a real women youād meet on the street. She dresses pretty conservatively and plain throughout the filmĀ ; Wearing outfits that are more functional than fashionable for trekking through the jungle, pulling her hair back and so forth. Not that if she was dolled up and more scantily clad it would give her character any less integrity, but can we appreciate how RARE that is in the male dominated industry of film? Just think about all the roads a film about a woman in the jungle COULD have taken but didnāt - no scenes with her clothes strategically ripped or anything! You can say this is a kids movie, intended for children and thatās why the sensuality of the female lead is so downplayed but there are PLENTY of kids movies that handle women in a very objectifying and sexualized manner despite the target audience is pre-pubescent. Like, a disgusting amount. So I donāt think āitās a kids movieā is why the film doesnāt take ANY, let alone EVERY, opportunity to showcase the main female characterās sex appealā¦
ā¦especially considering the sex appeal of the film rests squarely on the well defined shoulders of our male lead, George of the Jungle played by Brendan Fraser in the best god damn shape of his life!
*Homer Simpson Drooling Noises*
Whenever members of the reddit community try to compare the sexualization of women in fiction to the design of characters such as Batman and Superman, I always want to just sit them down and show them this movie. Because THIS is what the female sexual fantasy looks like, and Batman and Superman are male power-fantasies. Look at him - his big blue eyes, his soft hair, his lean, chiseled physique built for dexterity rather than power. Heās wild and free, but gentle. Itās like he fell right out of that steamy romance novel your mom tried to hide from you growing up.
Hell, the whole plot seems to be designed around how damn hot he is! First, for the majority of the film, he wears only a small strip of cloth to cover the dick balls and ass. Everything else is FAIR GAME to drool over for 40 minutes. Then, after he meets Ursula she takes him with her to San Francisco just so we can enjoy him in a well-tailored suit (as seen in the gif set), running around in an open and billowy shirt along side horses while Ursula and all of her friends literally crowd around and make sexual comments about him, and my personal favorite, ditch the loincloth entirely and have him walk around naked while covering his man-bits with various objects while one of Ursulaās very lucky friends oogles him and makes a joke along the lines of āSo THATāS why they call him the āKING of the Jungleāā¦ā
And yes, itās also a very cute and funny little movie. Out of all the movies based on Jay Ward cartoons, it was the most faithful to the fast-paced humor and wit of the original source material (yes even the new Peabody and Sherman movie which honestly I thought was too cutesy-poo.) But thatās not why this movie is popular with the gay community or why we all became women in 1997. Itās just really cool that thereās a film out there where the sensuality of the female form takes a back seat for the oiled up, chiseled, physique of Brendan Fraser (in his prime that is)
One thing to add: in the scene mentioned above where the ladies are watching him in the billowy shirt running with the horses, it pans back to about 50 feet away to two guys in suits at this party looking at the women and one of the guys says, āMan, what is it with women and horses?ā So not only does this movie highlight the female gaze, but it blatantly points out that western male sensibilities donāt have a clue what actually appeals to women.
ALSO
heās non threatening
as mentioned above, he looks built for dexterity rather than power, but heās still a 6+ foot tall extremely muscular man, and not once are you worried for Ursula when heās with her
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letās take a look at his rival - Lyle is a cravat-wearing trust-fund kid (who, interestingly, is into Ursulaās fortune more than her, which kind of makes this a gender-swapped gold-digger thing too). Heās blonde and Ursulaās mom LOVES him. Heās more uncomfortable and less prepared to cope with the jungle than Ursula is, in his pastels and shiny shoes.
But he talks over Ursula, insists he knows whatās best for her, ignores her autonomy. In spite of the fact that Lyle Van de Groot is a rich, educated, social climber who cares deeply about his clothing and appearances he is a point-by-point checklist of unhealthy masculinity in a way that beefy, inarticulate, uneducated George could never be. Ursula is off on her own doing her own thing and Lyle hires two FUCKING POACHERS to track her down in the middle of the jungle while sheās working (or on vacation? Itās never made clear because he interrupts her before she can explain why she went on the expedition). Lyle ignores the local guides, claiming his experience with a bridge in Maui means the bridge theyāre on is safe - which leads to a significant injury for one of the guides. He then tells Ursula the guides are conspiring against him, trying to make himself and his poachers seem safe and the Africans who make up the rest of their party seem dangerous.
Check that body language! A post above points out that weāre never worried about Ursula when sheās around George. Thatās because Lyle talks to her like this. Look at his aggressive lean! Look at him literally looking down at her! Sheās tilted away from him in the least threatening position possible and heās so aggressive about whatever point heās making. When he finds her after he pushed her toward a damned lion he kisses her and she pushes him away. Want a textbook example of gaslighting? Here you go: she saysĀ ādonāt get all smoochy with me! I remember what happened with that lionā and he respondsĀ āWhat are you talking about? I was fighting that lion the whole time - you were just so terrified you donāt remember.āĀ Then he shoots George! And then he kidnaps Ursula and attempts to force her into marriage!
Now look at how George and Ursula interact (slightly NSFW):
Even though heās a big strong dude and he thinks heās doing whatās okay he lets her set the tone for their interactions. He accepts that heās out of his wheelhouse and even if he doesnāt understand it he does what she says is culturally appropriate. He learns from her! He listens to her! Compare Lyle leaning into Ursula above to this image of George and Ursula talking:
Heās listening to her, all of his attention is on on her, but heās totally nonthreatening. His torso is turned toward her but heās not invading her space, his hands are clasped, heās smiling, and sheās the one leaning into him. Look at that smile she has, look how happy she is to be listened to. Her posture in both images is vulnerable but in this one with George sheās vulnerable because she has chosen to share with him instead of because she feels threatened.
When George rescues Ursula from Lyle at the end of the film it isnāt a typical damsel situation - George doesnāt have a knock-down-drag-out fight with Lyle, he swings into a tree and offers Ursula a hand so she can reach up and save herself (and before he does it he acknowledges how much itās going to hurt and *whimpers* and looks human and scared). And youāve gotta remember that George rescues everybody. Itās not just Ursula - he also rescues a parasailer and gets shot rescuing Shep and Ape. He just likes helping, dammit!
AND this movie offers a perfect counter to the ānice guyā thing - Ursula starts engaged to a jerk who her mom thinks is a ānice guyā the moves on to actual nice man George who isnāt *just* nice - heās also patient, listens to her, has his own skills and talents, is okay with being goofy, has his own social circle and isnāt totally dependent on Ursula, and looks amazing. Ursula doesnāt go with George just because heās a *nice* guy who rescued her from an asshole, Ursula goes with George because heās an interesting, fun person who is supportive of her different way of being an interesting, fun person. AND heās emotionally available. Google image search George of the jungle and see how many smiles you can find, see how many open looks of confusion there are, see how much sadness you can see in Georgeās face. Now look for images of Lyle. His two expressions are a smirk and cartoonish fear. I know this is a cartoonish kidās movie, but it is SO powerful that the hero shares his emotions while the villain masks every emotion but fear. Lyle doesnāt want to open up, he doesnāt want to be vulnerable, he wants CONTROL. George wants to learn, to protect people he cares about, to explore new places, to laugh when heās happy and to be sad when heās sad, and that he does that while being a broad-shouldered, physically powerful dude who is NOT totally self-involved is justā¦
Like, look, I didnāt sign on to tumblr dot com for George of the Jungle discourse, but Iām just now realizing that this movie may have done the most for destroying my conception of stoic masculinity and gender roles as a child.
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i just read this entire post
I, in fact, did sign on to tumblr dot com for George of the Jungle discourse.
I saw this movie at just over 30 with my Mom who was mid 50s.Ā We BOTH thought this was one of the sexiest guys weād ever seen, despite the fact that this was a ākidāsā movie. (Might I remind you that the audience for the original George of the Jungle cartoon was not really kids. Jay Wardās stuff always had a more sophisticated under-layer than your normal kidās cartoon.)
@warriormale George in the jungle breaking down toxic masculinity sort of??? Maybe?
I need to see the movie to give a complete assessment but based on what was shared above this is what I think.
George is a good example of a Manly Man.
If heās from the jungle, its safe to assume he definitely knows how to fight, to protect himself and others.
His Manliness comes from fight skills, a trained and conditioned body (fighters really do look like George, physically) and the Moral Virtues of Humility, Integrity, Selflessness, Self Control and showing Respect. The impressions of Georgeās character traits in the movie reflect the Moral Virtues to some extent.
The scene of George trying on clothes in a store is very typical for fighters. Clothes are designed to make Men look better physically than they really are. The clothes actually cover up the trained body which is beautiful to look at. Fighters look ātoo goodā in clothes. This ātoo goodā look apparently was portrayed in the movie with real success!
George is an excellent example of a Manly Man, a departure from Toxic Masculinity reflected by drug induced or poorly conditioned bodies, arrogance, lying, selfishness, lack of self control and a constant show of disrespect. Any Man who shows these traits is unmanly. There are many Men in the media and government who exhibit Toxic Masculinity, who, in most cases, do NOT even know how to fight and defend themselves and others.
Manliness is the ability and the willingness to fight.
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I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life.Ā
If youāre trying to catch a housecat thatās gotten outside, donāt forget: theyāre an ambush predator and youāre a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Donāt run after them; thatās playing to the catās strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.
Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation
Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*
Cavedude: *power walks towards them*
Mammoth: oh sIHT
cat : haha you canāt outrun me
human:
Thatās the best possible use of a gif Iāve ever seen
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The fuck did I just read! I laughed so much I gave myself hiccups!!!
I couldnt stop laughing omfg
Iāve read this several times now and each time it reveals a new facet of itself to me.