Cryptid Cosmonaut

For the Devilment

[hikikomoricomplex]

gay people have access to a secret second internet where everybody’s always posting bad-luck-brian memes but they’re weird and sort of scary

[themainspoon]

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[lycions]

x

[instant-oatmeal]

[thingsfromthedirt]

[midnight-sloth]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[butchniqabi]

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

[crimsonflowerzz]

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

[crimsonflowerzz]

failed

[crimsonflowerzz]

oh so you’re fucking perfect

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[estro-boi]

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[squeakitties]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[loth-catgirl]

now that's a friend indeed

[cipheramnesia]

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

[blackpyrefly]

gibbon hug.gif is the sweetest image known to man

[blackpyrefly]

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........