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@amazlngmel
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters
reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter
You shattered their heart for no good reason. They loved you and you just tossed it aside like it was trash. Everything was your fault. You messed it up, you broke it, you made it fall apart.
Face it, you just weren't good enough. Nobody's gonna love you with the way that you are. This isn't the first relationship that's failed because of you. You fucked up all of the other ones too.You were and are meant to be alone...
THESE ARE ALL FUCKING LIES. DON'T EVER BELIEVE THE MONSTERS IN YOUR HEAD.
SEE I KNEW THAT YOUTUBE WOULD EXPLAIN WHAT I SAID. IT IS A BUG IN THE SYSTEM.
https://youtube-creators.googleblog.com/2017/03/restricted-mode-how-it-works-and-what.html
MY VIEWS ON THE YOUTUBE ISSUE:
A lot of people are talking about how YouTube's new "Restricted Viewing" update is blocking LGBTQ+ videos and videos that may pertain to positive self imagery and supporting people of other races.
Now I understand why people are upset and in a bit of an uproar because YouTube themselves have posted many videos supporting the LGBTQ+ community and the latter but, please keep in mind that they just released this new update for people to use.
Whenever a new product or update gets released for people to use, there is ALWAYS bugs and errors that need to be corrected.
IE; When Windows 10 was first released, there was a bug in the download which caused your computer to freeze in the loading screen after it finished downloading and installing updates.
Another Example; MINECRAFT. DEAR LORD MINECRAFT. Minecraft has had a lot of bugs and glitches which messed with game play. The previous owners of Minecraft, Mojang?, were constantly releasing minor updates and new game loads to fix the bugs that were popping up.
Now back to the matter at hand, I firmly believe that what is going on with YouTube's "Restricted viewing" update is this; there is a bug in the algorithm that they've used for this new update. YouTube didn't go over their algorithm with a fine tooth comb to make sure it ran smoothly. No company will ever know if their new product or update will run smoothly until it gets released for the public to use.
And also keep in mind, it is the weekend. Nobody is at work in the YouTube offices right now. They're not informed of what's going on right now or that there is an uproar. Please, remain as peaceful as possible and wait for YouTube to speak out and inform us of what's going on. I'm sure that in the next couple of days. YouTube will release some sort of public notice or letter explaining what is happening.
IS THIS THE END? Dan and Phil play THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ! #6
“…there’s dan’s rant on the flower crown criticism”
THANK YOU SO MUCH DAN. I FRIKKING LOVE YOU
#GetPhilTo4Million for his birthday. Please share this everywhere we are so close.
Yes please
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Dan and Phil in YouTube Rewind 2016!
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
i would die happy if one of them sang about money
“Oh sailor, oh sailor, lay your head to rest, come sailor, come sailor, come to your death– wait what the fuck are we singing about is this sailor ok”
(original art is Ulysses and the Siren by Herbert James Draper, 1909)
A Nightmare
So apparently nightmares about people dropping missiles on where I lived in Maine is a thing. The dream felt so real and the street I was on looked identical to Church St. in Jay. (I lived on Horan St.) My friend and I saw the plane with the missiles coming closer and closer and when I realised that the plane was going to drop them where my friend and I were standing, we started running for our lives. The missiles started to drop and we were running but, I don't know if we made it out alive. As the first missile exploded, I woke up to being in my bed. The fear of anxiety in my core and horrible thoughts racing through my mind. This is definitely not why I wanted to be awake at 3AM. And this is definitely not any normal dream that I've had before.
You Still Have All of Me (and it’s driving me crazy)
Title: You Still Have All of Me (and it’s driving me crazy)
Genre: angst, songfic
TW: breakup, depression, suicide
Word Count: 1650
Beta: @phunwithphan (thank you are amazing)
A/N: I’m trying out angst, so bear with me if this is absolute shit. @uhnlighted, I hope you like this, this was written for you.
Keep reading
Okay, this is giving me emotions I can’t really handle right now. And I’m about to cry.
Historical Presidential Election Events 2016
Donald Trump asks Russia to hack Hillary Clinton’s emails, and promises that they will be rewarded. (Source 1)
Hillary Clinton’s emails are hacked, possibly by Russia. (Source 2)
United States Citizens have started a petition to have Presidential candidate Donald J. Trump charged with Treason. Because that is literally the definition of his actions, and that is how the law works and needs to be enforced.
SIGN THIS PETITION
GOOD GOD PLEASE SIGN THIS
Remember that non US citizens should not sign this. I am reblogging to help spread this to my US followers.
MY US FOLLOWERS. JOIN ME.
“Can you sing the Jigglypuff song?”
i felt that everyone should have this on their blog
Look at me. Look me in the eye. On November the 8th, 2016, one of two things will happen: Hillary Clinton will become president, or Donald Trump will become president. These are the only two possibilities. The superdelegates aren’t going to switch. An indictment isn’t coming. There is no third possibility. There is no space between the spaces where you can hide. Every vote for Donald Trump requires two Hilary Clinton votes to overcome. A Hillary Clinton vote can only be overcome by two Donald Trump votes. If you stay home, a Donald Trump vote doubles its power. This is the real, actual reality of the situation. There is not one other option.
And there’s no ctrl-alt-del for the election. Read up on 2000 if you doubt this.
And to those of us who supported Bernie, he WANTS you to vote for Hillary. If you believe in him and his mission you will follow his advice. He knows that writing his name in, or voting for anyone else besides Clinton, is effectively voting for Trump.
Refusing to vote for Hillary is a vote for Trump, no matter how much you scream and say how it’s not. And if you’re standing by to do nothing in regards to taking down Trump, then you ARE grouped along with the rest of the people in this country that ruin things for everybody else.
No, seriously, go read about the presidential election in 2000.
If you weren’t old enough to remember and/or understand the ramifications of the 2000 election, I WILL TELL YOU.
Do not let Trump win. Please. I beg you. I went to grad school with people who voted for Nader in 2000 and my FB feed is full of them begging others not to make the same mistake they did. Bernie has his priorities straight, and the priority is stopping Trump.
And if that doesn’t do it for you, this is the Republican platform 2016. It calls for:
Conversion therapy for queer kids. Let me repeat that. CONVERSION THERAPY FOR QUEER KIDS. Some members of the RNC even wanted to endorse it more explicitly than they did.
Zealous opposition to same-sex marriage. Here’s the quote: “Our laws and our government’s regulations should recognize marriage as the union of one man and one woman and actively promote married family life as the basis of a stable and prosperous society. For that reason, as explained elsewhere In this platform, we do not accept the Supreme Court’s redefinition of marriage and we urge its reversal, whether through judicial reconsideration or a constitutional amendment returning control over marriage to the States.”
Reversing the Obama administration’s order to grant trans students access to restrooms, locker rooms, etc. The Republicans feel that such things should be based on biological gender, not gender identity.
Treating internet porn as “a public health crisis.” Quote: “Pornography, with his harmful effects, especially on children, has become a public health crisis that is destroying the life of millions. We encourage states to continue to fight this public menace and pledge our commitment to children’s safety and wellbeing[.]”
Gender discrimination. To quote Time magazine: “[T]he platform committee voted against including the word “gender” in a list of types of discrimination that should be opposed. On Tuesday, one member described the attempt to add that word to a list including qualities like race, sex and creed as a “sneak attack.”
Repeal of the Johnson Amendment. The Johnson Amendment currently prevents churches and other tax-exempt organizations from organizing politically, endorsing political candidates, etc. Repealing it would throw separation of church and state out the window…not to mention that it would give evangelical churches and televangelist organizations much more power, driving the country further to the right.
If you vote for Trump, these are some of the planks of the platform you’re voting for.
Please, PLEASE, register and make sure to keep track of where you can go to cast your vote as well.
REGISTER TO VOTE HERE, IT’S SO EASY
LEARN HOW TO VOTE IN EACH OF THE 50 STATES HERE
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Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with
update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.
LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!
okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard
Update: tonight there were 3 lemons
Update: 4 lemons
Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night
update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend
update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy
update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife
An Asexual Trying To Love
I want to love, I honestly do. I want to be able to give 100% in everything that we could ever do together. I want to give to you as you can give to me. But with boundaries I will come into your life. I will get you to fall for me so hard that it'll take years to climb back up.
And then right at the moment where you're in over your head, I will start to break your heart. You'll make the first move to get me naked in bed and I'll pull back and say "I'm sorry."
You'll pass it off and tell me that it's fine. You love me forever and that's all that matters. But you're lying to my face, I can see it the way your eyes lose their glow.
And over the days, your interactions with me will not become distant but so strongly forced they won't feel real anymore. Eventually the day will come where you'll come to me and tell me that the love just isn't there anymore, it probably never was. I'll find out that you found someone new in a few weeks of course. Someone who will give you their body to love, cherish, and make love to.
But me on the other hand, will be left alone again. Like always, I will be alone until someone else comes into my life and they fall for me too. And then the pattern will just repeat again.
Because how many Asexuals do you actually know besides just me?
