Startrip Technologies

Freelance artist and musician in training | 20 | Pan | proffessional idiot since 2006

[amberanimatez]

Welcome to Valhalla, my name is Alpha. Im a pixel artist/musician that specialises in the cute, the memey, and the occult.

I gladly take commissions so feel free to ask for whatever you want (i swear, i’ll make a proper list of do’s and dont’s eventually)

ALL MY CONTENT IS 16+ SO DONT WAG YOUR FINGER AT ME FOR DRAWING BLOOD OR TITS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR.

Thanks for coming and hope you enjoy my art :3

[amberanimatez]

Im old :3

[amberanimatez]

I WANNA SCREAM, SO CONFLICTED BUT YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH!!

[amberanimatez]

I THINK IM ADDICTED, IM ADDICTED TO LOVE!!

see full art a week early on my ko-fi page: ko-fi.com/alphaanimates

[amberanimatez]

comm for a friend of his vessel-sona Phrixos

[miapcain]

hornet... girl... come on

[t00thpasteface]

once you start noticing how many of the Sexy Thicc Anime Babez hornyposted across the net with fat tits and fat asses overflowing out of their micro-bikinis still have 24" waists and rail-thin arms and pencil necks you never stop noticing it

[t00thpasteface]

if you're going to say a character is "thicc" and show off her assets, you damn well better make sure that, in the immortal words of sir mix-a-lot, the red beans and rice didn't miss her

[writing-prompt-s]

Trained from birth as an assassin, your mind was bound by a powerful control spell. Sent to kill an archmage, they cast Dispel to weaken you—accidentally freeing your mind instead. For the first time, your dagger points wherever you choose.

[amberanimatez]

You unsheathed your blade and turn it to your own neck. Turns out living with the guilt of thousands of souls you killed in cold blood takes a toll on the average person.

[kudeita]

house study

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[wa-u-moved]

i couldn’t not draw this

[i-say-ok]

ok…!

[luxury-nightmare]

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

[marvelmaniac715]

It’s been a long week

[amberanimatez]

Wear the Mask :D

[amberanimatez]

If you’re going to beg, dont be an idiot about it

[amberanimatez]

What was the memo that you ALL missed here?

[amberanimatez]

If you’re going to beg, dont be an idiot about it

[ruinedchildhood]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#what was that about breaking bad fans having phds in video editing

[amberanimatez]

J. Jonah Jameson would willingly fistfight Alex Jones on air

[amberanimatez]

I dont know how to feel about this now being the second time i’ve had a run in with an official J. Jonah Jameson social media account

[amberanimatez]

J. Jonah Jameson would willingly fistfight Alex Jones on air

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[sindri42]

I like the W.A.S. scale for rating anime. It stands for Weeb Ass Shit, and you rate each of those things on a 10 point scale.

So like, a series that requires extensive knowledge of japanese culture, or one that relies on the audience already being very familiar with the media tropes that it’s parodying, would have a high Weeb score while one that any 10-year old american would totally understand would have a low Weeb score.

The Ass column is for how much gratuitous nudity or attempts at titilation there is, with pure and innocent things like most ghibli films getting really low numbers, things like Bakemonogatari or Kill la Kill ending up in the middle of the scale, and borderline hentai at the top.

And finally, the Shit column covers things that are just fucking stupid, or poorly implemented. Low numbers indicate a series that is extremely well written and has a lot of good ideas, higher values come from plot holes, idiot plots, authors shoehorning in some incredibly nonsensical philosophy, etc.

Some people don’t mind the weeb nonsense at all, so they only have to look at the other two categories. Some people have very little tolerance for ass, even in a series that is otherwise of high quality. Some people decide based on a combined score, like they can tolerate more ass if the shit level is really low or vice versa but refuse to deal with both at the same time.

[detrout]

interesting