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"May I ask... Do you really remember me?" IT'S HERE!! just a few more hours ;A; I was planning on posting this tomorrow but I'm too excited to wait!!! Happy almost zelda day! Hope everyone enjoy and please be careful with spoilers!!

mushroomates

the fellowship at fancy restaurants:

aragorn: literally would not care if he ate gas station sushi at a truckstop, does not see the appeal of fancy but appreciates the atmosphere. likes taking arwen out for fancy food, great at scouting out the genuinely good places, not just the expensive ones.

boromir: will fight you over paying the check. his current move is pretend to go to the bathroom, stop by the concierge’s desk and drop off his credit card there. always gets some sort of steak.

merry: deceptively well mannered. is polite and well spoken. offers to foot the bill (rich parents) but it’s an empty gesture cuz my man doesn’t carry a wallet on him 90% of the time.

pippin: gets like 80 appetizers and dessert. eats a little off of everyone’s plate. likes to order of the “secret menu” and enjoys french fries at every fine dining establishment regardless if they are offered to begin with.

frodo: very polite, has a hard time deciding what he wants. ends up getting several things and either sharing it with sam or giving the rest of it to pippin. all hobbits are incapable of bringing home leftovers.

sam: makes frodo order for him cuz he’s worried he will mess up the fancy names. fuckin loves him some fancy potatoes. takes a pic of the menu and tries to re-create it at home, 9/10 times it’s better than what the restaurant has.

legolas: eats the garnish. orders fancy cocktails and then will lick the salt rim off, eat the lemon, or the entire whole cherry, stem and all. likes to get pretty salads and sometimes will requests dressing on the side but not even use the dressing.

gimli: fantastic tipper. will fight with boromir about who pays the bill. has great table manners. will ask staff for recommendations and just order what they tell him to. not a picky eater, even if he hates it he will finish it all.

gandalf: shows up an hour, hour and a half, late. asks for servers to “surprise him” pays in cash, leaves whatever number feels right of hundreds on the table and heads out before the bill comes. he has been known to both dine and dash as well as tip 80%.

mysharona1987

galchenyum

Nothing brings hockey tumblr together like the firing of a racist

porterdavis

pleatedjeans

10knotes

The cuteness on this post is past words

tsegss

me watching hockey:

tarot-dreams

🍁 Autumn will bring prosperity.

🎃 Autumn will bring release.

🦉 Autumn will bring wisdom.

🔮 Autumn will bring peace.

qualitystart

🏒 Autumn will bring hockey.

randomlikings

I want all of these things but know I can’t have most of them while watching hockey so

househunting

$998,000/4 br/2420 sq ft

Santa Cruz, CA

built in 1974

liberalsarecool

Heartbreaking story of parents killed in El Paso shielding their child.

Their blood is on the hands of all MAGA/GOP for their words and complicity allow such hatred and violence to grow in the Right Wing.

macgregor13mathers-deactivated2

In 2014, there were 33,549 gun related deaths in the US. In Japan, there were 6. With 4% of the world population, we have over half the guns and, since 1968, have managed to kill more people in the US than have died in all of the military actions that our country has been involved in since itʻs founding… But Republicans say itʻs the video games?? Yes, they do. It is a talking point they have created, because they really have run out of ideas for talking points, or, they refuse willingly to acknowledge the fact that these recent mass shootings have been caused by easy access to assault weapons and white supremacy that is heralded by their party and Trump. Moscow Mitch collected 1,200,000 dollars from the NRA.

deafmic

can yall just like. be nice to each other. i PROMISE being vile and horrible isn’t worth it in the long run. like i promise being mean will not make you happier. being intentionally mean-spirited doesn’t make you cool and likeable.

deafmic

being mean and insulting towards everyone isn’t a personality. it doesn’t make you cool. it just makes you that one girl that got hit by a bus in mean girls.

stolentweets

thisbibliomaniac

Me on Fourth of July like

depesoon

Anyway, stop spreading white nationalist rhetoric and toxic nationalism thanks

that-deist-dude-deactivated2022

Nobody said anything about race. Stop that.

It’s nationalist to state facts now?

How is this toxic?

Show me countries better than the USA.

baehraini

economically

x

human freedom

x

quality of life

x

social progress

x

income equality (america was among the worst)

x

healthcare

x x

gender equality

x

what exactly makes america the “best country” here? america doesn’t excel in anything.

pop-titty-epic-deactivated20180

I was gonna say aren’t we like #1 in a bunch of bad stats? Like aren’t we the top for rape and abuse?

kvltovcoyote

we are superior in waging wars, exporting and using firearms, and incarcerating the population among a lot of other terrible things. how depressing is patriotism and nationalism?