Ambiguously-Gendered-Freak

23🌵They/Them 🌿nonbinary lesbian 🪴

[fairuzfan]

Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

[mxliv-oftheendless]

So if yall didn’t know, in The Hobbit book, Thranduil had the Dwarves locked up for approximately weeks, and Bilbo was just invisible and wandering in the palace the entire time, vibing miserably.

My headcanon, therefore, is that the Mirkwood Elves now have a local legend about a ghost haunting Thranduil’s palace, never seen but generally thought to be harmless. Thranduil scoffs at the idea, but has been seen glancing around at the dark corners of rooms. Legolas fully believes in it and is known to say hello out loud when he enters an empty room, in case the ghost is nearby.

It’s not until Legolas joins the Fellowship that he figures out that the supposed ghost was actually an invisible Bilbo the whole time. He never tells Thranduil, because he thinks it’s funny to see his regal father unnerved by the idea of a ghost.

[airandangels]

On the other hand: “Oh good, it wasn’t really a ghost,” followed by “It was the One Ring of Sauron, the most powerfully evil and dangerous artefact in the world, in my home, for weeks.”

[roach-works]

"And Frodo's actual uncle used it to rearrange the banquet spoons that one time that we all still talk about."

[elanorpam]

world's most harmless nerd, haunting your pantry and judging your cheese choices while wearing world's most cursed artifact

which he uses to mope around like a hikkikomori and sneak cheese slices to inmates at the state prison

[biathediamond]

this is one of the funniest things i have seen all year, but it is implied at the end of the hobbit that bilbo revealed that he was the palace's ghost when he gave thranduil a necklace in repayment for all the food he stole while hiding.

however, the ring, of course, stayed a complete secret. so while the mirkwood elves know that bilbo was hiding in their palace while the dwarves were imprisoned, they don't know how.

conclusion: the mirkwood elves believe hobbits can turn invisible

[bashcrandicoot]

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

[rocktheholygrail]

The Vampire Lestat (2026)

[yaoiblackmold]

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

[gwenthebard]

Too many Odyssey adaptations make Poseidon look like he has random beef and was being petty, or defending his cannibal son no reason, because I need to specify that Odysseus:

-sacked the shit out of a city he was patron of

-using deceotion hiding in a statue shaped like a symbol of his

-despite this Poseidon helped Odysseus out by sending a sea serpent to eat a guy yelling that the Trojan Horse was a trap

-Greeks then brutally sacked the city

-made no offerings for the gods and Odysseus took credit talking about how smart he was

-Odysseus then proceeds to meet his son and blind him

-Odysseus used deception again and would have got away with it, but proceeds to leave his full government name and address behind whils bragging about how smart he is

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[reticent-vampire]

You two hug it out for her too?

[vamplire]

IT HURTS SO BAD

[reticent-vampire]

The Vampire Lestat 3.06 "Montreal"

[skyrigel]

[reticent-vampire]

And I spend every fucking second of nowhere looking for her. And where is she? Why is she not here with me?

[gaypeople]

I did it for Louis. I do everything for Louis.

[hikarielizabethbloom]

I'm the slow dying flower

In the frost killing hour

Sweet turning sour and untouchable

[lioncourtz]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.05 | "New York"

[st-ignatius]

i think that akasha’s monologue is so beautiful. the melody of it, the way it builds, the words. it’s so powerful and raw. i think it may be my favorite performance of a monologue ever put to screen. i’m with jacob anderson, i need to hear it without marius and lestat’s voices over it so that i can truly appreciate it. i want to hear it on repeat

[gaypeople]

Interview with the Vampire (2.08) | The Vampire Lestat (3.05)