The Man in the Mirror

It could go left, it could go right. don't be surprised if it gets NSFW 18&⬆⤴

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Sign the Petition! http://chng.it/5KhTfFXw

[nubbsgalore]

thank you.

[caramelanindelight]

No greater president.

[luvtwo2-deactivated20220912]

My question is wens the next black president…Another 100 years from now???

[damien291988]

Thanks I love them

[deakashicleo]

G. O. A. T

[noirbaton]

HAVE TO RE-BLOG - EVERY TIME!!!

[niggazinmoscow]

This thread!

[feministism]

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

@pre-successful America exposed. 

[themightyglamazon]

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

[sexycraisinthanos]

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

[themightyglamazon]

ACCURATE

[nyanbinyuri]

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

[drneverland]

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

[accordingtomyresearch]

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

[aampharros]

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

[vann-haal]

We’re trying so hard to be positive ok

[berryarmstrong]

*pins next to monitor*

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[artisticdemise]

When you tell your boyfriend you’re not gonna get him a light saber for Christmas

[uglyassprettyboy]

the end lmfao

[codeblurascension]

Wholesome

[angelicxapricity-deactivated202]

Get you a man this extra! This fucking pure! Basically date me lmao. This was amazing

[amateur]

[blowiinraiinbowkush101-deactiva]

Me 😂😂

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

I stared at this for sooo long and didn’t see it.

safe to say I would’ve died

[tinkerbell0007]

Whelp. Me too. I still can’t see a damned thing.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

fam😭

[heartmindalignedspirit]

That woulda been my ass!

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

I didn’t see it until somebody on twitter pointed it out to me……whatever the fuck that shit is, a snow leopard…a speckled puma?idk , it would have eating me tf up

[catchymemes]

[reblog-house]

I legit was like “how fucking tall and strong is the person in the alien disguise”

[itshardtoactnormal-blog]

[ishidgns]

Come back home.

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

I’ll do better with actually showcasing my thoughts more on here, I thinks that’s good to do every now and then. I’m really busy atm. So forgive me if I can’t update this every day/week.

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

Had to cop it. They only had XL lol.

[thatfunnymeme]

[birlinterrupted]

Millennials are Killing the Bed Frame Industry: Feminist Edition

[pizoxuat]

Getting a $50 bed frame that gets your mattress off the floor will extend the life of your mattress. You sweat when you are sleeping and it seeps into the mattress. A lot of it evaporates from the surface, but some goes down in deeper. Over the years you could end up with mildew and rot at the bottom of your mattress. God forbid you have carpet under it, that would need replacing too. If your mattress has air flow under it, it will evaporate from both sides instead of mildewing.

[fromchrista]

I don’t think anyone ever told me why you get a mattress frame, that makes so much sense.

[como-chin-gas]

Me as a parent some day .