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glamorousbetch

People are forgetting north is literally a fucking baby????????

thesnicketfile

Lemony Snicket's Advice on Writing a Nice Thank-You Note

1. Do not start with the thank you.

2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, “Thank you for the nice sweater,” you can’t imagine what to write next. Say, “It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day.”

3. Then you’re done.

I recommend learning how to write a very good thank-you note. A child who can write a nice thank-you note can turn into a cocaine dealer five years later and be remembered as the child who wrote nice thank-you notes.

kingofthehillcaps

ex0skeletay

My favorite one is, “come on Star Wars be original,” as if putting a man in the lead would be cutting edge stuff. Anyway…

the-navel-treatment-blog

Oh yes

It must be so annoying

When the leads of many different movies

Look exactly the same

lunadax

not only do they look the same BUT THEY ARE ALL NAMED CHRIS

computersaresadtoo

XP/98 remix

aloe-jelly-deactivated20170907

ok what the fuck

i-have-no-gender-only-rage

Tumblr and family

inkskinned

when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid” and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink.

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”

achievementt-teeth

Achievement Hunter valentine cards

hmsindecision

Men who slam doors and furniture are making sure you hear how much they want to hit you.

psl-deactivated20161231

pay attention to the seeds of domestic violence. please. you really deserve better

hoplessromanticc-blog1

I slam doors when I get mad at my boyfriend. But I would never lay a hand on him. I slam doors when my mom makes me mad. But I would never lay a hand on her. Just because someone gets mad and slams a door or punches something doesn’t make them a violent or abusive person. Everyone acts out when they’re upset. This is painting a horrible picture for men and making so many people feel scared, it’s unnecessary.

sebthedog

Thank god for that last comment. People get angry and frustrated and slamming a door shut is something done in the heat of the moment. You get worked up when you’re angry and that just helps in a way. Some people need to cry, some need to yell, some need to just slam a door and go seethe. It’s not a sign of how much someone wants to hit someone else. OF COURSE there is context in it. Did you get into a heated argument on both sides? Or did you tell him you wanted to hang out with your friends today and he got irrationally upset? The simple action of just slamming a door is not a sign of domestic violence, but what led to the door slam can be. Not all actions are black and white like tumblr likes to say they are.

homosxual

wen you were just about to murder someone for $30

bigboykings

Every day next week will be the same backwards: 5/10/15 5/11/15 5/12/15 5/13/15 5/14/15 5/15/15 5/16/15 5/17/15

backtoabnormal-deactivated20180

Bruh

yaboydeactivating-deactivated20

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

thotdell

why yall stay bitter go eat your bean toast

another-nonsense-deactivated201

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

lasombritas

oh

impulsemuppet

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.