[90sand00s]

Cameron Diaz

[ameliepoulainx]

cameron dialz

[ameliepoulainx]

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Itsssdanielle)

[vcmiting]

[skrewsociety]

This is all my heart needed today

[fuckdaleearnhardt-deactivated20]

This website is complete shit

[carolxdanvers]

“the everything”

[butchbulbasaur]

[okayokayokayokayokakokoakokas]

i just got really motivated for like 2 minutes but it went away

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[waynedrake]

“yee ha.”

[warcrimesonline]

Why do scots type like they speak

[dealersample]

Different language

[rontology]

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

[sessioneleven]

I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.

[treehouse0fhorror-deactivated20]

He’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! We’re all squidward!

[i-dont-like-pancakes]

wow, i used to think squidward was such a negative asshole. But, he’s me. He is my spirit animal.

[ameliepoulainx]

Me after night shift

[tasteheavenperfectly]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

[heysammy-blog]

 #empty chairs at empty tables

[zaynxlvarchive]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

[mrgoldenfold-deactivated2016032]

oh god NO

[newyorktittie-deactivated201511]

oh god YES

[solitarylikeme]

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

[bannerinthevalley]

what

[tombstonetrash]

what

[daddy-frnk-deactivated20150108]

what

[sangoireseussian]

[healing0923]

[botanize]

[mszashley]

[hara-kiri]

[itsagifnotagif]

These memes

[baariksgallery-deactivated20210]