L'âme Conflit

I pray the Lord my soul to take

[mosscaller]

[rainy-autumn-day]

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

You don’t remember your name? No. But for some reason, I remember yours.

SPIRITED AWAY (2001)

[luxwing]

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

[succulentbud]

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that's extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

@pre-successful America exposed. 

[themightyglamazon]

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

[sexycraisinthanos]

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

[themightyglamazon]

ACCURATE

[nyanbinyuri]

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

[drneverland]

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

[accordingtomyresearch]

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

[aampharros]

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

[sword-and-nightingale]

This feels new despite having lived in America for 20 of my 21 years.

[where-my-sidewalk-ends]

[unreconstructedfangirl]

All of these places look like heaven to this duvet princess.

[hungrylikethewolfie]

Okay but that first one, I’m not sure y’all understand how deeply-instilled my desire for a cupboard bed has been since the days of David the Gnome.

[markishajubilee]

I love a nook

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[gaycism]

anyone need serotonin?

[officerofmonkeyproblems]

I became very invested in the successful delivery of those carrots

[0v9]

beaver: *plap plap plap plap plap*

me: 🥺

[yellowsugarwords]

𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗, 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛

𝘪𝘪𝘪  /  𝘧𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

P E R F E C T~

📋Ordered Ck✅

[hype]

hype

[labella-instagram]

[desireforart-deactivated2015081]

[cravefoodie]

Ready for thanksgiving.

[ameliorerx]

Gonna need it to get thru a dinner with my family 🥴

[whitepeopletwitter]

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[llywela13]

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

[drtruth8]

I was pretending I couldn’t reach the balloons on the ceiling to be funny, but then my 2 year old cousin started to push up on my leg to “help” me get up. It was adorable so I every time I had to reach up I acted like I needed help until he tried to pick me up.

[underoossss]

@ nasa give me your fastest fucking rocket we need to save tony stark