Faking it, not really concerned with making it

Please Excuse My Dumb Ass Sass Find me on AO3. rpf sideblog: @f1verdreams

[amenaceamess]

my toxic trait is looking hot at the weddings of boys I’ve kissed

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally wrote "maid of horror" and I think I'm on to something actually. new wedding role responsible for releasing a chainsaw clown into the chapel if things get boring

[ghostofafruitmain]

hey hey tumblr, help i'm in a disagrement with my partner. She thinks i'm the weird one, and I think she's the weird one

Have you ever enjoyed a piece of media so much you've wanted to eat it?

Yes...

No...

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

please reblog to help me solve this

tagging my mutuals in hopes they'll help me spread this: @trixthemagemain @vvvvvvvvvvv17 @sexy-people-contests-2 and fuck i can't think of any other mutuals damnit

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[potatochipship]

[the-semicolonoscopy]

“What the fuck do you think freedom means, Earl?” is right up there with “Harold, they’re lesbians.”

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Reblogging for pride month.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Bringing this one back again for pride month.

[cedorsey]

Around The World In 80 Days: United States Of America, Iowa

4th Of July Sunset Photo Credit: (Justin Rogers) Wedding Cake Photo Credit: (Jeremy Ludin) Midnight Highway Photo Credit: (Aaron J. Groen)

The photographers deserve credit so DO NOT remove credit information. Thank you.

[amenaceamess]

Sometimes you just need to listen to Virgin by Lorde three times in a row and you'll be fixed.

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[krchov]

(by @galwednesday)

[phase-pearl]

Guys if this Dunkalatte can’t fix me, nothing can… I don’t know what other options there are…

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[seashellronan]

no offence but i think a lot of us me included don’t actually want romantic love as badly as we think and really are just lonely and crave a closeness and intimacy that feels out of reach in friendships because of society’s emphasis on marriage and the nuclear family so we project that into the never ending search for a perfect love and a soulmate when really we all just want to mean something to someone

[transtarks]

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[captainjunglegym]

hey did u know that ur gay ships don't have to get married and have 2.5 kids. thats like fully allowed.

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[druidshollow]

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

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