Wicked Endings and Happenings

Known as "Mama Nidiot" on theotakulifechoseme. My tumblr is a place where I'm as crazy as I want to be and you have no say in the matter. I am who I am and nothing's going to change that. My name is Crystal, aka Mama Nidiot, but I have tons of nicknames. I'm a big fan of Snow White's Poison Bite, HIM, Motionless In White, and others. My tumblr is meant for me, and me alone, so if you have a problem kindly unfollow and leave your membership badge at the door. If you want to get to know me, then hit that sexy ask button! Because it's just that damn sexy! Enjoy your stay.

[malglories]

for all you writers out there:

donjon has tons of generators. for calendars. for demographics of a country and city. for names (both fantastical and historical) of people, nations, magics, etc.

this site lets you generate/design a city, allowing you to choose size, if you want a river or coast, walls around it, a temple, a main keep, etc.

this twitter, uncharted atlas, tweets generated maps of fantasy regions every hour.

and vulgar allows you to create a language, based on linguistic and grammatical structures!!! go international phonetic alphabet!!!

[sweetoothgirl]

dark chocolate and cardamom hot cross buns with chocolate pastry cream cross

[hiddleston-daily]

[elvencantation]

Boh’s reenactment of Chihiro’s defeat of the curse slug.

bonus:

[beardedmrbean]

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog this if you like seeing me on your dash

[cithaerons]

please block me if you read books with death in them. i don’t care your “reason” - it’s clear you have a death fetish, are pro-necrophilia, and think killing is okay. i don’t care if someone you know died recently or if you have a terminal illness. it is not okay to consume fiction with death in it to cope. and that’s that on that, you freaks. pro-death crowd dni.

[submititselftogravity]

[natalieironside]

I made a horrible tea mistake, y'all

[natalieironside]

I put milk in my tea, like I always do. And then I decided I wanted a splash of lemon to make it special. I, a fool, somehow failed to realize that I had just followed all the steps of how cottage cheese is made.

[natalieironside]

"Hey, do you want some tea?"

"Sure."

"With or without the pulp?"

[natalieironside]

[feministism]

[wizardstan]

During the 2019 flu season in Canada, 46k people were diagnosed with influenza. That's not people who "felt sick", that's people who went to their doctor or emergency, had a test done, and were told "yup, that's the flu".

Of those 46k, 2000 had symptoms severe enough to be hospitalized so they could be monitored.

Of those 2000, 600 ended up in ICU, connected to machines to breath for them.

Of those 600, 200 died.

2019 had a fairly average flu season.

During the 2020 flu season, that was 69. Total. Zero hospitalization. Zero ICU. Zero deaths.

The 2021 flu season is almost over and since people were "more comfortable" this year not wearing masks where they should have been the numbers are higher, but still only in the hundreds of cases, with zero deaths to date.

If anyone tries to tell you masks don't work, there are statistically at least 400 people who did not die of the flu who prove otherwise.

[mierac]

WE PROBABLY ELIMINATED TWO STRAINS OF INFLUENZA IN HUMANS. WE CUT TRANSMISSION SO MUCH THE STRAIN DIED OUT BECAUSE IT COULDN’T SPREAD TO PEOPLE.

WEAR THE GOD DAMNED MASKS. 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2021/03/02/children-flu-deaths/

https://www.livescience.com/flu-virus-types-extinct-covid-19.html

[bogleech]

I wished all my life that people wore masks every flu season and it will disgust me the rest of my life that most people will refuse to ever again without a government mandate.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Please enjoy this updated meme:

[kineticpenguin]

“They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body

[sindri42]

They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

That’s terrifying

[itachis]

SPY X FAMILY / スパイファミリ (2022-) 1.01| “オペレーション” • operation strix dir. Kazuhiro Furuhashi

[nytfythfhtyf]

hgtv show hosts: we made this dark disgusting house into a nice bright warm cozy masterpiece

the house:

[cybersexanalyst-deactivated2023]

needs a pop of color . . . I think some red accents would really give it that homey feel :)

[windewehn]

[mrevaunit42]

[lin-beifong-stan-deactivated202]

#color theory

[sweetoothgirl]

apple pie pop tarts

[jaubaius]

It’s still stupid but it worksheet

[ignescent]

This is so fun, because it’s a solidly learned superstition.

[itsgivingsadd]

Yes. 100% true.

[not-close-to-straight]

I've never even HEARD of a chocolate mint pie but it sounds absolutely delicious! Can we see a photo of it?? 🤤

I delivered it before I remembered to take a picture but honestly, it's such a quick and easy dessert. I am all about delicious food (especially dessert) that is cheap and easy but makes everyone go WOW you must have worked so hard on this! While I can laugh and say "yes!" when in reality it took me fifteen minutes and like, $10.

So here it is, never fail chocolate mint pie for when you need a dessert but have neither the patience nor time no energy to give a single fuck about it:

Ultra Quick Way:

Prebought Chocolate (or oreo!) Graham Cracker Pie Crust

One pack Andes Mint candies (chopped up or just get the baking bits that come pre chopped)

2 Family size (5.5 oz? something like that) Instant Chocolate Pudding Packs

1 container cool whip

Scatter Mint Pieces on bottom of pie crust, mix up pudding according to directions and pour into pan, chill at least two hours, pile Cool Whip on, wham bam you got yourself a pie.

Still Quick but More Homemade Way (ie: my favorite)

2 Sleeves Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies, crushed into crumbs

2 TBSP granulated sugar

6-7 TBSP melted butter

2 Family Size Instant Chocolate Pudding Packs (or make it homemade, which I do sometimes but honestly, the box is easier and foolproof so why stress, this is supposed to be quick and painless)

1 Cup Heavy Whipping Cream

1/3 Cup Granulated Sugar

Mix cookie crumbs with granulated sugar and melted butter and press into bottom and up sides of pie pan. Pop into freezer to harden.

Prepare Pudding as Directed and pour into pie crust

Let chill for at least two hours

Mix HWC and Granulated Sugar on high till stiff peaks form, then coat pie generously, maybe sprinkle some larger cookie crumbs on top, maybe add decorative whole cookies or a mint leaf to make it pretty, whatever.

Stand back and watch your friends devour it

Easy Peasy

NOTE! This exactly recipe translates over for pretty much any pudding pie. Want one for summer? Lemon cookie crust, white chocolate pudding, whipped cream with strawberries or raspberries or blueberries (or all of them!) scattered on top. Literally delicious and perfect for a barbecue.

Cheers!