The Counterproductive Magikarp

Hi, I'm Travis. I am a huge fan of Pokemon, my favorite is Magikarp.

[retrogamingblog]

The Legend of Pokemon by David Pilatowsky

[retrogamingblog]

 Pokemon Power Bouncers from 1998

[ruinedchildhood]

Free them

[retrogamingblog]

These are ultra-powerful creatures with incredible magical powers. Freeing them would unleash their destructive force upon humanity.

[riddlesandfairytales]

Bitch FREE THEM!

[retrogamingblog]

u asked for it

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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[brantherapper]

Who keeps letting these two make videos together 😂😂😂

[dynastylnoire]

This is my shit

[chleopatraapaige]

Fav

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[dennys]

noise levels

[lagonegirl]

We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.

I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.

[cosmic-noir]

Oh my gooooosh this is so cute!!!

[spyroflame0487]

If you see this image while scrolling it means you have seen the Joe Biden of enjoying ice cream and money.

Reblog for money, happiness, and ice cream.

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[moirastan]

THIS IS CANON NOW

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

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[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[kabukiaku]

Oh fking finally.

[crazydiamonds]

[fatjovan-deactivated20131125]

[xlec]

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

[wangdude2006]

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

[xlec]

[xlec]

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

[maze-of-life]

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

hey.

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

uhhh

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

did you hear about the guy who lost his

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

fuck. wait hold on

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

yeah okay i got it

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in the car crash

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

please answer i thought long and hard about this joke

[caleanamajored]

is he okay

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

no. thats not what you were supposed to say

[caleanamajored]

how is his condition

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

he is all rifght

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

[caleanamajored]

turmpo

he is all rifght

turmpo

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

thanmks

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

can you bold the thanks for me too

[caleanamajored]

who do i look like to you. some kind of man who just makes things bold. some kind of man who got his left side blown off. some kind of man who is feelin just alright. who,

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

im sorry. i take it back, fuck you

[caleanamajored]

fuck you

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

fuck you as well

[beanusweanus]

thanmks does this help

[pfsrd-deactivated20161211]

fuck you as well

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

this is too aggressive. someone bold that for me

[beanusweanus]

that

[duderack-deactivated20201020]

how dare you. how dare you, fuc,king cheat me like tha

[beanusweanus]

tha

[punpunichu]

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Jaws Theme (Disco Version)

[flintenweib]

Finally I can use this gif

[kingcheddarxvii]

I’ve been sitting here for five minutes trying to think of a way to articulate what I’m feeling but I am too lost in the funky shark rhythm

[grawly]