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My husband wrote a book! It’s called “Lionhearts: The Willowbend Beast”! It’s by Sigfried Kneier and you can order it online on the Barnes and Noble website! I’ll plug it better later, but I wanted to say something while I was thinking about it.
what's the spider book 👀
I’m very happy you asked!
so we begin: an evil alien brain slug is infiltrating the Canadian parliament with its troop. his troop-leader has already secured the body of Canada’s future prime minister. he’s in the body of the prime minister’s son, and is pretending to be him (going to classes, following his routine, etc) UNTIL!!!! HE GETS HIT BT A TRUCK!!
the slug wakes up in a mausoleum. a glowing golden goddess tasks him with killing the demon king. he says “what?” but unfortunately the processes are already processing. he wakes up again: he’s in the body of a (formerly) dead prince, in medieval fantasy Britain.
seems pretty straight forward, right? well here’s the twist. in the depths of a castle, he finds a grey-skinned human/spider hybrid being held captive. this “spider man” has an eight pack. the slug is affected by the eight pack.
and now the spider is coming along on their crusade to kill the demon king. but wait! freeing him from imprisonment might have had consequences. the consequences being, the slug is now bondaged to the gills and being dragged underground, where the spider’s gigantic cannibalistic mother awaits.
and what happens next?? will the slug find a way to contact his troops, and resume their alien invasion in this new fantastical world? how will they fight the demon king? will the slug have anal sex with the spider? you’ll have to read to find out!
it’s called The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo, and currently it’s in pre-order
distressing yet poetic that the Door to Hell is located in a country with one of the most restrictive visa policies in the world. imagine a magic portal to a kickass demonic dimension opened, but you had to cross the world, evade the border guards, and break into a whole ass country just to access it. now THAT is a QUEST.
anyway gimme a story about a demon trying to get home to hell but she keeps getting foiled by immigration control
oh, the Door To Hell aka the Darvaza gas crater is a real place in Turkmenistan fyi. yes that really is its colloquial name. for uh, self-evident reasons:
it's a natural gas crater formed by a collapsed cavern. it's been burning for over 50 years!
oh thank goodness
BRING HIM BACK
eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous
Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.
Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that
Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.
“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game
Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass
FUCK ME the reveal video
“CHRIS??????”
“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”
Always reblog Y'gathok
always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!
ORAS haters are weak and will not survive the winter. How many other video game remakes have had the confidence, the guts, to ask challenging, pertinent philosophical questions like "if a giant doomsday asteroid is hurtling towards our planet in the remake-verse, then is it ethical to send it to a parallel dimension where it will destroy the world of those original games from 2002 instead," and even "hey what if actually ☝️ we just blow it up with a dragon 🐉"
The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.
Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.
Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.
deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok
i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you
AU: Sokka died too young.
complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips
I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day
i love this metaphor so much i drew it
Recently read an evil and fucked up story about evil and fucked up people doing evil and fucked up stuff and I glanced at the reviews and so many of them were negative reviews saying "this is evil and fucked up >:(" and I'm like. Why are you here.
#was it a thundamoo story?
yeah
#I have recently gotten into thundamoo#and yeah. why are they there?#its not even kinda subtle that the stories are about evil terrible no good people places and things#thats the fun of it!
Character in story: I'm gonna do this fucked up thing! Wait that's kind of evil, huh.
Other characters: Okay I think you're getting more evil.
Character's love interest: Unfortunately I am evil. It seems that you are evil too, and neither of us seem to be able to get better, so let's make each other worse.
Character: Fuck I had a bit of an episode and made a bunch more brainwashed slaves while my girlfriend created a whole bunch of super painful deadly plagues and unleashed them in the forest. God I love my brainwashed slaves. I wonder how my ally who's traumatised over that time she kidnapped a bunch of people and ate them alive over a period of several months is doing.
Character's love interest: Okay while you were gone I turned this man into a physical copy of you and brainwashed him to love me while he begged for death as he felt his own mind break down. Anyway I've named her Toy. She's my maid now. I keep her around to remind myself how evil I am. Because that's a pretty fucking evil thing to do.
Character: That's nuts, you wanna help me do something fucked up and evil to my enemies, who are also fucked up and evil?
Reader: Does the author realise that these characters are not good people???
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i was so moved by this picture i had to draw it
...such precision...
