whats a gooch? is it like a goose pussy? gussy? honk honk
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
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whats a gooch? is it like a goose pussy? gussy? honk honk
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Me_irl
this is the kinda content i subscribed for
Okay guys here’s my everyday makeup tutorial as per popular request
Performance art
i’m basically everyone in this
chaotic neutral
Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
if you got a golden ticket to willy wonkas chocolate factory, in what ironic candy-ass manner would you be killed
i try to disseminate marxist literature to the oompa loompas and wonka stabs me thru the back with a candy cane sword
i love him so much
“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”
Because being mean makes me feel bad.
23 fucking hundred years of philosophy and this mother fucker on tumblr gets it in a meme
the fact that tswift fans are celebrating her “reclaiming” the snake image she brought upon herself is so insane to me it’s comical. she got caught in a lie that completely demonized a black man in the media so she could push her “im a frail white woman and succeeding against all odds” agenda. kanye himself didn’t even retaliate because he knew it was pointless– it was a black dude who was already seen as crazy by the world vs america’s sweetheart. taylor had everyone where she wanted them. it took his wife kim kardashian being so fed up with how the media was patting taylor on the back to finally expose her as the manipulative, soulless, liar she is and always has been.
her fans cheering her on and calling her snake kween proves they’re just delusional. who would think that’s cute? you don’t have to answer, that’s completely rhetorical. the answer is white women and we all know that. you should be disgusted by how willing she was to scapegoat a vulnerable black artist, colleague, “friend,” etc., in the name of her own personal image. she’s been planning this revenge since the VMAs when kanye came to the defense of the beyoncé, black woman and the greatest performer of our time, after she was snubbed in favor of taylor’s misogynistic mess of a song and video. and that’s the fucking tea. take a fucking sip
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i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me
why is this formatted like a poem
Because it is one