Writing and memes ☆

Call me Alli. He/they. 23/// Writer, fandom goblin, peach oolong tea enthusiast /// If you're a NSFW account I might follow/like from here but reblog from my horny side account /// i cba to write a full DNI list but if you're terfy, exclusionist, or right wing please leave

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[sheepstiel]

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

[loveridden1999]

[catboybiologist]

Cis ppl will be like "transitioning is far less effective than my solution of dismantling gender norms" and then not dismantle gender norms

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[cognitohazardous]

mutual 1: end-of-the-rope suicideposting

mutual 2: the new dandys world event is mid as fuck

mutual 3: liveblogging a foursome

mutual 4: on lunch break

mutual 5: went missing 2 years ago

[inthefallofasparrow]

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[luck-system-shenanigans]

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hawfstuff]

[mousegirlheart]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 6

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Voting ended onJul 6

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[partywithponies]

Daily affirmations:

At least I'm not in high school

At least I'm not a teenager

At least I'm not addicted to AI

At least I don't waste time and money on a daily 12 step skincare routine

At least I'm not American

[im-mender]

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

[im-mender]

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

[helenvaughans]

[bubblyernie]

GET READY FOR A BRAIN CHANGER!! (manifesting a @gamechangershow and D20 crossover)

This idea hit me like a ton of bricks while i was on a brief errand and then i had to come home and immediately draw it.

ALSO THAT GAME CHANGER FINALE. WILD. GOOD LORD.

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[isthehorsevideocute]

English horse stud ads be like: *confo shot* *shot of horse in performance* "Peppe le Blanc is available this breeding season, contact us for availability*

Western horse stud ads be like: *picture of horse surrounded by Hooter's girls* Granny's Hot Slut Water is available to be your broodmare's hot stud, get him while he lasts, or you'll have to wait until next season.

[elodieunderglass]

American horse for sale ads be like: *picture of clothes-drying rack with a painful expression begging for death, padded with unhelpful flab like a child wearing a puffy coat, apparently dying of tuberculosis, shot with a potato as the photographer was being tackled by a feral hog* beautiful cremello stallion, BLM rescue, backed but a little green , $10,000 great stud potential already covered several mare pretty babies (next seven photos are of goats; unclear if Progeny or just camera roll ) moves well (video of stoned animal hobbling along, spurred, its soul clearly detached from its body) no lowballs i know what i got

UK horse ads: so sorry to trouble you, but if anyone can help find a home for a lovely schoolmaster - perfect mother/daughter share and ladies’ hunter (picture of enchanting horse decorously jumping 1m at Olympics) we would be terribly grateful - please do bring your vet; the horse comes with full MOT, all previous owners have provided references, all vet visits logged in a binder, horse has British Sign Language qualification. (Video of horse doing dressage, filing taxes, and responding graciously to a difficult interview) Has been jumped, hacked, dressed at highest levels (video of most beautiful horse in the world gently taking a toddler to their dance recital) Rides and drives. Holds defensive driving license. Asking £5000 - so sorry.

Irish horse ads: (photos of extremely nice-looking animal, shot for some reason at a 35 degree angle) hOrF sal.e can ship to england for free. 10 year old mixed breed hunter (video of what appears to be an olympic warmblood in fabulous condition) £3000 or trade dfor . what you got