INACTIVE!!

This account is inactive!! stay safe <3

[anarchist-from-a-false-reality]

Welcome!!

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I'm Poss/Newt/London!! I use They/them pronouns :D

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 I write fanfiction and some original fiction! So if you have any requests you can use the ask box!

But please don’t DM me your requests.

I DO NOT do any type of smut. I am a minor!!! I mostly just write fluff. :)

I write platonic fanfics unless said otherwise!! if you want a romantic one then say in your request

Who I write for:

Mcyt:

~Dream ~Georgenotfound ~Sapnap ~Tommyinnit (PLATONIC) ~Tubbo (PLATONIC) ~Ranboo (PLATONIC) ~Wilbur Soot ~Jack Manifold

The 100

~Clarke Griffin ~Bellamy Blake ~Jasper Jordan ~Monty Green ~John Murphy ~Lexa

The Maze Runner

~Thomas ~Newt ~Minho ~Gally

Other Fandoms

~Rodrick Heffley

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₊˚⊹The Masterlist ₊˚⊹. 

I currently do not have a masterlist. Its a work in progress since the last one glitched out and stopped working after a tumblr update.

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My tags:

~ Londonsaysstuff ~Londonwritesstuff

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[anarchist-from-a-false-reality]

going inactive!! be safe <3

[anarchist-from-a-false-reality]

tumblr isnt letting me delete my account im

[memewhore]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was stuck in a blank 2D void with nothing but an equation for logarithms and binomial distribution. I couldn't move or even turn my head unless I answered the question, however every time I answered a question another would appear to take its place and the cycle would continue.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[schzunabe]

drinkw ater highly recomend

[schzunabe]

[spidereggs-deactivated20230413]

asking a tumblrina if she wants to switch to discord like leading someone's hand into the bedroom at a party

[elevenbathroomsinks]

these are the same picture just on opposite sides of the spectrum

[admiralrainbow]

[toastilytubular-deactivated2025]

Au where Newt woke up in the glade and just decided to commit to the bit of being European when he’s actually from like Colorado or something

[ariminiria]

remember to do your part by giving Amazon’s Rings of Power show the Morbius treatment

[stealingmyplaceinthesun]

[ariminiria]

this is one post i actually wouldn’t be mad about it blowing up. i want as many people in on this Morb as possible. i’ll suffer the notes.

[ariminiria]

in response to your tags, basically, a while back, Amazon the soulless megacorp acquired the rights to some portion of Tolkien’s Middle Earth lore. As someone more heavily in the LotR online fan circles, we all immediately knew it would be terrible and hold no respect for the source material, by dint of it being Amazon.

And true tof form, they decided to do the worst possible low effort job of making a show out of it. Grave mistakes include adding sexual content (very not-Tolkien), rewriting characters just cause they feel like it (turning an elegant, powerful sorceress into a warrior and a wise leader into an “ambitious” go getter), none of the male elves have long hair (and hair is a HUGE part of Elvish culture), party city looking costumes, general low effort all around, and egregious inaccuracies a la Amazon the Soulless Corporation essentially just trying to make Tolkien’s work more palatable for Game of Thrones fans rather than putting effort into just letting it be what LotR fans actually like about it.

Each new promo material makes it worse and worse, and more obvious that no one making it cares at all, hence why we want the Morb treatment to make it flop and show Amazon the fans won’t stand for them trying to just GoT-ify other beloved properties and stray so far from the source material when they could make something original instead

[coffeexafterxmidnight]

Holy crap, that sounds awful! Also just like something Amazon would do. I’m so sorry. I will happily spread your message to my followers. 

[sepdet]

There’s also the part about how they started filming it in New Zealand because, you know, Middle Earth is kinda a cottage industry there thanks to the films? A major driver of jobs, tourism, and popular culture which New Zealanders have proudly embraced as a little piece of their national identity?

But then extremely seasoned stunt actors kept complaining about unsafe work practices during the filming of Rings, which they considered particularly egregious on that kind of budget. Their complaints were ignored. There were multiple serious injuries, some requiring surgery. Amazon failed to report these incidents to New Zealand’s WorkSafe program as required by law.

Finally, it pulled out of filming in New Zealand altogether, a costly move for both Amazon and New Zealand, and relocated the production to the UK where worker safety rules are far more lax.

$500,000 payment: Stunt workers' fury over LOTR injuries

Lord of the Rings TV series stuntwoman paid $500,000 after injury.

[amuseoffyre]

If you ever thought they were taking it seriously as Tolkien work, the fact they punted their Tolkien consultant and specialist says a great deal. They want to have a new GoT. They don’t care what that means.

[anarchist-from-a-false-reality]

ok so somehow i lost all my drafts and asks so please send me more

[anarchist-from-a-false-reality]

IM BACKK HEHE

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[alexseanchai]

[image: a lemon.]

[brawltogethernow]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

[2aminhouston]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We blame society, but we are society

[funny-thoughts]

If you punch in 99 seconds on a microwave you get 99 seconds. If you type in 100 seconds you only get 60 seconds.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm