Daaaaaaaaaaave

driving across your blog in my kickass rc monster truck

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[goodolddumbbanana]

I’m a banana

[axel-jesterally]

Im a racoon

[sillyzone1209]

I’m a clown

[moonsandloons]

Lady and the tramp I’m both

[catboy-tdick]

all the stars are us and me

[grey-rays-of-sunshine]

i’m a creature who wears fishnets

[doctors--sunshine]

something in the fog

[nico-the-overlord]

Tannin waters, seeping in then clearing slowly, repetitively

[kits-extreme-autism]

Bunny

[siley-the-wizard]

A spec of stardust floating in the infinitely expanding universe

[chaos-triangle]

I’m the essence o’ weird!

[no-one-offical]

i’m a soup

[thesightofthestarsmakemesmile]

Clouds and stars drifting in the stygian river of midnight

[imnotactallycool]

Stars, space, chaos, fun, fire, funky socks, weird

[crypticgoose3]

a fluorescent pink and glittery axolotl that Bites :3

[aceofpans]

imma faerie/slime thing

[ririwithrice]

standard lad

[rosekiller27]

I am everything

[an-insane-femboy69]

I’m “whatever makes our relationship gayer”

[amy-offical]

no idea

[anarchist-rat-dave]

I dunno man, I just work here.

[misericordiia]

fun fact if your music is loud enough Thoughts Do Not Exist And You Are Calm. do not pay attention to your heart rate and do not accidentally hit pause

[amy-offical]

poeple who follow me, do you follow me just because its funny how bad my posts and reblogs are

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

None of us are sure which rat followed you. You were just sort of there when we logged in one day.

Dave thinks you stole our phone to follow yourself, but he's probably projecting.

[anarchist-rat-dave]

Doesn't mean I'm wrong

[mastomysowner]

And I can also climb trees! I'm almost a squirrel! 😃

A rat in Moscow's Tsaritsyno Park. November 6, 2025

[anarchist-rat-dave]

Excuse you, we're much cooler than the squirrels will ever be.

[nick--knack]

accidentally typed "trench kiss" instead of "french kiss". anyone wanna hold hands and kiss in a muddy hole full of rats as bullets and grenades and artillerary shells fly over our heads?

[anarchist-rat-dave]

oh my god they were squadmates

[thetrueratking]

ATTENTION EVERYONE GET OVER HERE LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT

Many of you may remember the rat of the year election last year! More accurately, you may remember the resulting war!

Well, it’s a new day and a new year, and we’re doing it again! Theoretically with less war!

This time, the candidate system works a little different. Instead of signing yourself up, you are to nominate another tumblr user to be a rat of the year candidate.

They can not decline

Anyone with 2, count ‘em, 2️⃣ nominations will be on that lovely poll.

November is the propaganda phase. Nominators and nominees can use this time to gather sponsors, blackmail voters, campaign, and generally lie cheat and steal.

Voting will be the first week of December. Then we all wait with bated breath for my announcement at new years. Including me. Who knows who I’ll pick. Maybe it’ll be the most voted candidate!

[anarchist-rat-of-unusual-size]

Vote big. Vote @anklethirstyrat

[anarchist-rat-dave]

The two best ways to avoid being downtrodden is to either be too big to down-tread upon, or to make the other guy unable to trod.

So unless you're kaiju sized, vote @anklethirstyrat and cut the oppressors off at the ankles. And vote @anklethirstyrat even if you are kaiju sized.

[thetrueratking]

ATTENTION EVERYONE GET OVER HERE LISTEN UP, THIS IS IMPORTANT

Many of you may remember the rat of the year election last year! More accurately, you may remember the resulting war!

Well, it’s a new day and a new year, and we’re doing it again! Theoretically with less war!

This time, the candidate system works a little different. Instead of signing yourself up, you are to nominate another tumblr user to be a rat of the year candidate.

They can not decline

Anyone with 2, count ‘em, 2️⃣ nominations will be on that lovely poll.

November is the propaganda phase. Nominators and nominees can use this time to gather sponsors, blackmail voters, campaign, and generally lie cheat and steal.

Voting will be the first week of December. Then we all wait with bated breath for my announcement at new years. Including me. Who knows who I’ll pick. Maybe it’ll be the most voted candidate!

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

I, and all the other rats in the swarm who have made tumblr accounts, nominate @anklethirstyrat

Only they have the will and the commitment to cut our enemies off at the knees. Er, ankles.

[anarchist-rat-alice]

Seconded.

[anarchist-rat-bob]

this is a great idea and will definitely not have any downsides

[anarchist-rat-clown]

maybe downsides for people with ankles. Heyooooo!

[anklethirstyrat]

THANKYOU MY CHILDREN. YOUR ALLEGIANCE WILL BE REMEMBERED WELL IN THE DAYS TO COME

[anarchist-rat-dave]

We're mostly in it for the lulz, but slay queen