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tetitasdelimon

And raw sex

stonerparty

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Spirited Away (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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“you just want some titties? what about the ass”

goldnpoc

I’m Tracee

clairvoyantlove

I’m motherfucking Nia Long

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im going to fucking die

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I will reblog this ever damn time I see it because it is my favorite thing anyone has ever made

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Western history loves to brag about their geniuses, philosophers, thinkers, and innovators throughout history but as far as I know, nobody talks about geniuses in non western history. Why can’t an Aztec community have their neighborhood Einstein who loved to study engineering and physics and helped build an efficient-running town?

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Reblog is you're uncomfortable with how eurocentric our understanding of history is.

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Numerous Egyptian murals: literally explain that stone blocks and large sculptures were transported using water

“Ancient Aliens” fuckos:

sincerely-zoemurphy

Hamilton Acts 1 &2

anarchyxoxo

idk why im laughing SO HARD

stonerparty

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Mona-Lisa Saperstein has the same amount of syllables as Alexander Hamilton, if you want a quick fun way to ruin the first song of Hamilton

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My brother discovered that if you order a shake at sonic and ask them to put a corndog in it, they will in fact do it.

catoverlord

Secret menu item

prothocrice

call this the naughty uncle

mkaiser323

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

iamdone9

Being a dick even to demons

voyagevisuelle

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

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or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

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this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

coolstoryrob

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

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Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

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I’m fucking done with this site

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This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

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