The Attack of the Squanda and Other Stories

Anarru. 23. Honduran/Spanish. Archaeologist, recent college grad from the College of Wooster. Doings a Masters in Gender and Diversity at the University of Oviedo and the University of Hull. Mostly Castle, Animals, Harry Potter, Pretty Places, and anything that strikes my fancy. Any questions, ask away!

[friendly-animals]

Follow me for more cute animals! (:

[stars-bean]

Disney characters as children

Happy International Children’s Day

[anxietyproblem]

[raintome]

[witch-of-the-wild-xxx]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[lizziedoesvetpath]

Academic Crossfit

Walking home with a bag full of textbooks

[archaeo-geek]

Archaeology/geology/palaeontology sub-set: Walking home with a bag full of carefully labelled rocks, and associated reference books.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Or carrying the Total Station

[dankarchaeologymemes]

Do NOT get me STARTED on the TOTAL STATION. You think carrying it is bad?? you think holding the prism is bad?? huh?? Try standing in the scorching sun in the middle of Satans smoldering rectum, for 6 hours, measuring an endless amount of points and using a cellphone to communicate with the wobbly prism-holder in a receptionless hellscape, then accidentally bumping into that godawful machine!! Being forced into calibrating that piece of shit again! Not being able to see the laser dot because its high fucking noon! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF HELL

[evolutionsbedingt]

We once had a TS (also known as Tachy in German) you couldn't so much as breathe on because you would have to recalibrate it...

Another sub-set of archaeology crossfit is removing a cubic meter of modern-ish trash in 5 cm layers (I don't ever want to hear the sound of a shovel hitting brick again)

[dankarchaeologymemes]

[kaelest1s]

Real total station hate hours - excavating in an active avocado grove crisscrossed with irrigation lines that turned all the dirt into mud. Had to recalibrate 4 or 5 times a day because it'd SINK

[dankarchaeologymemes]

[DISGUST INTENSIFIES]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

A very curious octopus.

[southernbitchface]

Watch this and be blessed

[taviacw]

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

[foxsketch6543]

I am blessed… ;3;

[aseriouscomedian]

[loveshouldnthurtlikethat]

@queercapwriting

[lissar-deactivated20200503]

when jorge luis borges wrote in a copy of beowulf that he was working on translating, “beyond my anxiety, beyond this writing, the universe waits, inexhaustible, inviting.”

[lissar-deactivated20200503]

here’s the full poem! it’s so. something so transcendent something so inevitable and real and conceptually like looking into the abyss and hearing a choir sing your humanity back to you

[electronicgallery]

Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings At Home, Gets 30 New Impressive Photos

It appears that boredom lies behind the most creative ideas. That's why quarantine has produced some of the most entertaining activities. One of them is the Getty Museum challenge, that so many of you have already seen in our previous article here.

[delphinidin4]

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

[simplyclockwork]

These are REALLY cool

[chaotic-archaeologist]

What’s the sexiest field of science?

OBVIOUSLY ARCHAEOLOGY

[chaotic-archaeologist]

I’m kidding no one looks sexy in field gear.

[saintartemis]

Peak sexy archaeologist/bandit.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Laura Croft has nothing on you

[djeheuty-bros]

The inherent eroticism of having almost every inch of you covered 

[chaotic-archaeologist]

That is the sexiest outfit I’ve ever seen

[sud-e-magia]

The view is good, and the valley ain’t half bad either

[chaotic-archaeologist]

I see what you did there

[midden-maiden]

Nothin sexier. Nothin.

[random-anthropology]

Not sure why I bothered with my sexy sun hat that day. No sun was getting through the smoke.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

It’s part of the Lewk

[sulfuriousacid]

The dust-face really spices things up

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Oh my god, be still my gentle heart

[archaeologydigit]

dig attire … 

[chaotic-archaeologist]

All four of you are absolutely stunning

[metasavant]

Nothing sexier than exhaustion and dirt

[chaotic-archaeologist]

I love the compass as an accessory.

[anticupid16]

napping is an essential part of the job as we all know

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Work hard, nap hard.

[wafflelovingbatgirl]

Cargo pants and big ugly hats are really coming back into fashion, I heard.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Um no one ever informed me that they were out of fashion???

[krindor]

Dig clothes is the same

[chaotic-archaeologist]

You’re absolutely rocking it.

[narrativerehearsal]

It’s even better when you’re digging in England. This was June by the way.

[anthropos-mousiki]

We can even pull off hard hats.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

The hard hat, the bandana, the Camelback… It’s such a fashion statement

[archaicbookworm]

I’m really digging this post.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

How dare you post such a dirty picture!!!

[midden-maiden]

Guys I thought porn wasnt allowed on tumblr anymore think of the children

[amisreunis]

I hope my friend doesnt kill me for posting this but this is the sexiest picture I’ve ever taken (he won’t, he’s exhibitionist) :

Titled: Paint me like one of your trench girls.

[archaeologistproblems]

All these photos are so hot! Let’s go for something a little… cooler.

[introvertingpoorly]

Archaeology is sooooo sexy this young beefcake followed me on survey for hours.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

So when is the wedding?

[angietmilover]

Draw me like one of your human remains girls!

[afoxysunny]

Damn you really waited for that xD looks amazing, glad it paid off

[chaotic-archaeologist]

You’re slaying.

[jaubaius]

Husky getting nervous at his first swimming lesson

[bigdogdabeast]

I like this WAY more then I should

[chapdietostie-deactivated202406]

BIG BABY <3

[404-later]

[giantpandaphotos]

© PandaPia.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

My Brain: finish the assignment

My Heart: finish the assignment

My Executive Disfunction: NO

[cluster-o-francium]

My Grades: bitch

[everythingfox]

Sleep buddies

[geekandmisandry]

What a lovely plant.

[tiktokanimals]

[jaubaius]

Penguins getting weighed.

[t3sticles]

Penguine lady: good boy! Who’s a good boy!

Penguine: [UNGODLY SHRIEKS OF TERROR]

[weloveshortvideos]

He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him

[thefuzzydave]

Things I love about this:

In my bebbeh experience, i’ve noticed that even though bebbehs can’t speak, they understand a TON of words.

Although he’s only a few months old, he already understands the concept of Deception.

He’s also formed a sense of humor. In his own limited way, this bebbeh has just told his first joke.

[jaubaius]

When you take the red pill AND the blue pill.

[ripe]

[vegetasonlydaughter]

i have literally never seen anything cuter than this