Sane in insane places

[shawngaryspencer]

My mind: a mess.

My body: a mess.

My room: a mess.

My life: a mess.

My music taste: a fucking masterpiece of perfection and all that is good.

[memepants]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[wormcrud]

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this pic from my biology textbook is way funnier than it needs to be

[chlorophyll-my-cup]

I hate being a bio major bc I know exactly what this stupid picture is referring to

[myothertardisisonthemun]

do tell

[chlorophyll-my-cup]

there are these things called survivorship curves and there are three types Type I (shown in red) Type II (blue) and Type III (green) They’re created by looking at birth and death rates of a given species and the curve shows at what point in time an organism of a specific species will die. For example, humans have a fairly low infant mortality and if you make it to around age 16 you’ll probably survive until you’re around 75 unless there’s an accident or you have some undetected disease that would cause you to die early. Type III are plants, fish, and other marine animals that have a very low chance of survival at birth but if they make it past infancy they will likely live to their life expectancy. Type II are birds, small lizards and mammals and they really just die randomly.

[ruinsmami]

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[black-cherry28]

My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

And there’s several pop-up ads

[5bi5]

I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

[scanalan]

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

[chonce]

i THINK im gonna start black mirror

[chonce]

he’s doing WHAT with a WHAT

[raretypespecimen]

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

[markv5]

Маленький защитник…

[kitschcowboy]

[escapekit]

Rainbow Road

Director and photographer Daniel Mercadante in his free time creates rainbow pathways using light and long exposure. 

Love these!

[directedbywongkarwai]

people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel, 

[melaninmedicine]

Crazy how personal growth can make you let go of people you swore you couldn’t live without.

[unclemother]

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[undergroundghosts]

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

[drownthearchitect-deactivated20]

Dude I think you went to hell