[afieldinengland]

*through sobs* look alive ssunshien... 😖 one ooh niine in t..he sky but the pigs won’;;t quit.... 🥺 you’re here with me do;ctor d..eath defy i’ll be yoour surgeon y

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you need to laugh childishly today, it has been 6969 days since the year 2000 ended.

[just-shower-responses]

i’m putting a date on this, 1/30/20 it’s fucking real

[crow--teeth]

hey vampires! im very stupid and have so much blood

[weaver-z]

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

[weaver-z]

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

[groteskerie]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Eminem was bored and decided to start beef with Twenty One Pilots for some reason. The diss track was fire but the response from Twenty One Pilots was this beautiful song that sympathized with Eminem and it made everyone including Eminem cry and I was just about to listen to it when I woke up.

[meticulousmaker]

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[joseadtr]

Visit Original Link

[tallsaint-deactivated20221218]

I’M NOT ASKING YOU’RE NOT TELLING HE’S NOT DEAD HE ONLY LOOKS THAT WAY OUT NOWHERE TAKE ME OUT THERE FAR AWAY AND SAVE ME FROM MY SELF DESTRUCTION HOPELESS FOR YOU SING A SONG FOR CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[official-gerardway]

https://ift.tt/2JJsDOS

[ladysaytenn]

Visit Original Link

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[daves-can]

@homestuckbf us

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Ryan and Shane released a rap song instead of a new BuzzFeed Unsolved episode.

[i-am-a-fish]

you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.

[seshomieru]

Klaus Hargreeves

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[wordnerdthethird]

Klaus: *kidnapped, tortured, unwillingly transported back in time, watched his love die in front of him, in withdrawl, literally died for Luther* I’m fine

Luther: Dad sent me to the MOON-