~

Perfer et obdura, dolor hic tibi proderit olim

[juno-infernal]

the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3

[thepookah]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[ampervadasz]

[dyrus]

i think i’m so over social media these days

[ancarbonbasedlifeform]

3OH!3 was a whole vibe and honestly I will always be here for it.

[slavery]

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Why?

[slavery]

There’s something wrong with me

[ruinedchildhood]

[k-ui]

古鉄＠しばらく自由期間さんのツイート: “サンセットドレス… ”

[tedllasso]

#WEARAMASK

[ferreyranderson]

[clonetrobed]

- A luxury you can’t live without? - A luxury I can’t live without? Coffee. I really like good coffee. - That’s not a luxury, you can get it anywhere. - …I like nice socks?

[aesopquarriman]

[id: gifs of larry king interviewing danny pudi. larry says, “that’s not a luxury, though. coffee and socks are not a luxury. danny says, “alright, give me a luxury. which - … what luxury should i have?“larry says, “a private plane.” danny says, a bit incredulously, “…. larry, i’m on ducktales.” end id]

[hearthburn]

Bear witness to the disconnect between a Boomer’s idea of luxury and a Millennial’s.

[pepessilvias-blog]

[isa-ghost]

I HATE THIS

[heroofthreefaces]

“HE’S CALLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

[new-clown-in-town]

vt

I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink​ @gracefulvaudeville​

[dedenjoe]

[dedenjoe]

UPDATE: FIRST ATTEMPT

Him BABY

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[catgirl-coven]

I feel like people have forgotten about this

[shinesprites-moved-deactivated2]

Stage-Toph: “I see everything that you see, except I don’t ‘see’ like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.” *elongated scream* “There! I got a pretty good look at you.”

[lemonsharks]

but the LOOK on Toph’s FACE it is the best thing E V E R R R

[emthroney]

#there is no way in hell I could ever forget about this who do you take me for

[cats-and-metersticks]

Okay but I also love this scene because the way this play was written and cast tells us two really important (and hilarious) things about the way people (specifically people in the Fire Nation) perceive Toph-

1. Although they know she’s blind, no one actually has any idea how her seismic sense works 

2. No one who’s fought her is willing to admit they got their ass beat by a 12-year-old girl who doesn’t clear five feet and weighs 95 pounds soaking wet. 

[gaiacrossing]

I made my town tune a really long high note to see what would happen and I did not expECT ISABELLE OMG I’M CRY

[anxietyproblem]

[thewriterkb]

Cutting a Water Droplet Using a Superhydrophobic Knife.

Via Science Alert.