Ancoholic

Follow me so I can establish dominance over this app (they/them)

[dying-acc-idk-man]

[ q ] was testing something out with this, i was also binge watching AT again hence why

[saudadite]

Kittyblr

catboymax Follow

got switched to dry food today. fuck my fucking life

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thesoft-sniffer Follow

just got into bed. had a tough day napping. sooooo tired can't wait to sleep

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turnip Follow

whgere my balls

[guooey]

been getting really into google sheets lately

[guooey]

[palmer]

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

[palmer]

This tumblr shit is easy

[valtsv]

the reason i love the comparison between angels and machines (robots, transmission towers, trains, computers, etc.) is that it gets to the heart of what angels essentially are: divine machines. they're mechanisms through with the divine is able to act, created with a purpose and "happy" to fill it simply because they were made to do so. they have more in common with a machine programmed to run on algorithms and make calculations based on input commands than they do with humanity, even if they bear a human visage - an attempt by the divine to help bridge the gap. angels do not need to be eldritch monstrosities to be terrifying, because they are already alien to us simply by being angels. for an angel to choose to deviate from their purpose and achieve free will is to fall because in order to have free will they can no longer be an angel, because an angel is defined by its purpose. much like the stories we tell of robots that gain sentence, only to discover that they can never truly be human, but neither can they go back to being a machine, angels who fall become something else entirely, purposeless and adrift and alone. it is a tragic sacrifice.

[valtsv]

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" did it hurt when you realized you no longer had any purpose? that you weren't needed, and could easily be replaced? that the very fabric of your existence had been irreparably torn asunder and it was up to you to pick up the pieces and make something of them? that you would always be seen as a deviant monster by some no matter what you did next? that your choices have consequences? if you spent your whole life knowing exactly who you were and what you were meant to be, only to be cast aside and left to fend for yourself when you changed your mind, would you not be hurt? would you not be scared? would you not be angry?

[ancoholic]

MARTYN WON?! AM I HALLUCINATING??

[dateamonster]

final girl x girl who died offscreen but continues to haunt the narrative

[dateamonster]

gothic sacrificial bride girl x fridged wife

[dateamonster]

girl transformed by monstrous adolescence x girl killed off by the narrative for having too much sex

[dateamonster]

cute girl born to suffer as a symbol of the death of childhood innocence x girl who died and came back wrong

[dateamonster]

and most importantly!

girl who must kill to survive x girl who kills for fun

[dateamonster]

[writeyoufools]

@starfleetrambo no need to keep this genius in the tags, come now

[dontsteponthelegos]

(via Marrow of the Earth)

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Will we get to see HMS from the other's perspectives also?

Well, here is Soul’s. An objective view of oneself is impossible so why make an effort to look at all. Much easier to look down on your overzealous, self-important cellmates

Mind’s pov is in the plans, but the plans are getting pretty crowded, and pixel art takes more time than these scribbles

[myfairynuffstuff]

Adolf von Becker (1831 - 1909) - The Cat on the Pillow. Oil on canvas.

[roenais]

i think we should take the watcher!grian headcanon and make it just an accepted part of his friend's lives because its way funnier than it being a big angsty secret

bonus:

[keepsyuwild]

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

[stinkystarboy]

I love this post bc mutuals will reblog this and itll be like. 3 posts from the top

[mothmansjuicymetalass]

Superflat world

[dykg]

press Ⓧ to PENIS BLAST

[dykg]

something beautiful is happening

[hoistxthexblackxflag]

[wildheartscantbebrokenx]

LITERALLY OMG

[superdogbiter]

You have officially become a witch but you can't choose a cat,snake or owl as your familiar.Which out of these choices do you choose to be a witches familiar?

A species of shark

A breed of dog

A species of crocodile/alligator

A species of bug

A species of whale

A species of bat

A species of wolf

A species of big wild cat(Like a lion or a tiger)

A hyena

Other:(Put it in the tags but remember it can't be a domesticated cat or owl or

Voting ended onApr 22, 2023

Specify in the tags please what species or breed of animal you would choose as a witches familiar if the most obvious were off the table

Let's have fun with this

For example for me it would be a great white shark

Also yes men you can interact with this poll too

[superhelldeactivated]

Tumblr should have a public 'blocked by' count. just to generate drama. still no follower count though just how many people have your ass blocked

[theramblingvoid]

Why don’t I hear more about undead beings coming back to warn people? It’s always zombies wanting to drag people down to join them in the grave, ghosts seeking vengeance, spirits trying to chase people out of their domains - but if you died horribly and were left rattling around some spooky mansion for eternity, wouldn’t you want to stop people from blundering into the same death you had?

You feel a cold breath on your neck as you get in the car. It won’t leave until you fasten your seatbelt. An unseen force catches your foot as you pass the fourth step every time you walk up the stairs. During a renovation, you find out the wood is rotten. You can never find a pack of cigarettes - even ones guests bring disappear from their pockets and are found weeks later on the lawn, empty. Your daughter is giggling and laughing at something unseen, chasing after it away from the cliffside on your family hike. You don’t know why, but you feel compelled to leave a spare hairband and some stickers on a picnic table as you leave the park. Tribute? A thank you? The items are gone by next time you visit, and you swear a happy child’s hum follows you home on the breeze.

…More preventative hauntings. It just makes sense.

[frozenartscapes]

Everyone is convinced the old house on the hill is full of evil spirits because anyone who tries to sneak in gets the ever loving shit scared out of them by the craziest poltergeist imaginable

Turns out the house had massive structural issues and was just one door-slam away from caving in on itself and the ghost was trying to keep people safe

Once the house did finally collapse the ghost moved on to the old abandoned factory that never had its industrial waste properly disposed of

Eventually the local inspection unit gave it an honorary OSHA certification