Welcome To The World Of Claudia

[and-claudias-world]

This is now where I will “shit” post. I’ll still have horny on main occasionally probably. But from now on I’m going to *try* and only post fics on @and-claudia and use this blog for everything else.

[bookishbbygrl]

Someone please write a fic where reader is with Ilya, Ilya is also with Shane, and reader and Shane are platonic besties.

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[honeysucklepink]

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

[mikkeneko]

Tumblr are you OK? It’s december and you’ve hardly even touched your “twelve days of Christmas by straight no chaser”

[schmidtsbimbo]

i would never talk back. dinner would always be ready and served. the house would be spotless. as many kids as he wants.

[artsyolivia]

[x--self-love--x]

[vilikis-silvermoon]

[pocket-deer-belly]

[eastern-lights]

[yaoinurse]

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

[luthor-lexi]

A throne fit for me. It’s me- the thro- the seat- I wanna sit- he’s my seat- a seat fit- a throne-

[mezz000]

MILLIONS JUST DIED.

[teddy-stonehill]

This month I’ve decided to participate in an event called “October,” where for every day in October I’m going to experience a day in October.

Here’s the prompt list I’m using in case anyone wants to join me in this challenge:

Next month I’m thinking of trying out the “No November November” challenge, where I’ll refrain from experiencing November for the whole month of November.

[depsidase]

[kyawritesstuff]

SPENCER AGNEW

❀ spencer agnew x pregnant!reader (pt.1)

warnings: 18+ content, pregnancy, mentions of vomiting/nausea SFW and NSFW hcs. minors dni

❀ spencer agnew x pregnant!reader (pt.2)

warnings: none other than pregnancy lol SFW hcs only

❀ CAT NAP

summary: After a long filming week at Smosh HQ, Spencer and Y/N finally get some time to unwind in the perfectly curated nap spot that Y/N has been building. warnings: vague mention of sex word count: 664

❀ PIPSQUEAK

summary: Y/N is a single mom who recently joined the Smosh cast. Unfortunately, she can't help but keep falling for a certain Games Channel director. She'll need to navigate her new online stardom, what's best for her daughter, and what's best for her. series wordcount: 3,423 chapters: 2

check back soon!

[spongelll]

I'M HYPERVENTILATING..

[and-claudias-world]

The way I would’ve slutted myself out for this man in high school 😂😂

[zoesupreme]

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

[and-claudias-world]

Me fr.

[khaleesa]

If Westeros had a picture book to teach preschoolers the house sigils and words, Eric Carle would write and illustrate it. Inspired by Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?

[spongelll]

new screen saver just dropped

I love this photo an unhealthy amount <3

[ via Shayne on insta ]

[amygdalae]

[amygdalae]

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[goldpersonified]

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this