Dragon age origins is likeâŠ. Youâre nineteen, new in town, and itâs your second day at pizza hut. You donât even know how to work the register yet and you just watched your manager get carted off by the paramedics. You have no contact info for him, his next of kin, or corporate. The only other employee is the guy whoâs been here for two weeks and is a bit of a doofus, and neither of you really know what youâre supposed to do now. You both desperately need this job though, and the doofus at least has a drivers license and *kiiinda* knows how to use the oven so you just. Shrug, and start taking orders and making pizzas and praying to god that the bills are on autopay.
And weirdly enough youâre really good at this: making pizzas and dealing with shitty customers and breaking up fights in the parking lot and pretending to be Duncanâs cousin on the phone so the utility company doesnât cut off the power. But running a store is a lot of work for two dumb kids, so slowly you start accumulating a bunch of competent weirdos to help out, like the nun who left her convent because god told her to help you make pizzas, and the elderly school teacher who just survived a mass shooting, and the guy the papa johns down the street hired to run you over. And really thereâs no way any of this should be working as well as it is - youâre absolutely committing fraud of some kind here - but youâve managed to dodge the landlord every time heâs stopped by, and the health inspector never shows up to tell you to stop letting your dog hang out behind the counter and youâre all still kinda looking at each other and asking âare we allowed to just do this?â before shrugging again and continuing to make pizzas, until somehow, through a series of unlikely technicalities, your doofus coworker ends up on the ballot for governor.
And after like five months of this the regional manager wanders in out of nowhere and youâre sure heâs about to chew your ass out for this mess, but it turns out heâs pretty chill and honestly kind of impressed with how you managed to keep the place up and running all on your own. So now youâre all thinking âthank god, thereâs someone here who actually knows how to run a Pizza Hutâ only for him to get hit by a car two days later on the night of the Super Bowl.