Space Bitch

I’m an adult don’t worry. (Please tell me if I reblog from nazis or terfs or something tho)

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laying an egg hard and loud

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will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

[coolmaycroft]

[im-mender]

[toskarin]

smash bros is just kind of a funny concept for a game in general. you've got all kinds of game mechanics and characters flying at each other, and they've all gotta collide and Do Something

what's steve minecraft doing against captain falcon? they had to ask how a falcon punch would interact with minecraft blocks. what if the persona 5 protag fought solid snake? they had to answer what would happen if joker could beat box

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waittt i just noticed i have a bunch of chocolate next to my side of the bed yum

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and now i don’t anymore :)

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suddenly girls can’t have a treat a special bedtime treat suddenly we’re not femenists anymore

[ytpforyouandme]

[ytpforyouandme]

just for christmas

[neenarchive]

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

[jasmineiros]

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also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[eatpussypraylove]

[lizzyinnie]

everything’s changing so fast i can’t keep up

[gcestttt-deactivated20251220]

[achesspiece]

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

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um. you probably should not mix these activities

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[elvencantation]

saw this reel and thought tumblr would appreciate it

og caption: “so there’s this trend going around where you put something “that takes the edge off” between your fingers… but the office kind of ran wild with it 😳 my Japanese salarymen are up to no good again 🙏”

[parkchanwoohoo]

You have to admit it's funny

[naamahdarling]