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we're not kids anymore.
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@andro-gyny
mmm whatcha say
Map of U.S. racial diversity by county. The darker the blue color, the more diverse the area is
it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming
can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??
The banana is upside down and I’m pretty sure Rosalie has half a block of Gouda cheese in front of her
i wanted to see how many filters i could use on dr phil before it would atop recognizing it as a face so here it is
boat captain who fishes for human skin
barista: the usual, ma’am?
me: yep, i can’t start my day without it
the usual:
Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT
The balls on this guy
Anyway we need more of these people
To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never
The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing
this guy: if i had lactose intolerance i would simply cure it
this guy, eating a block of cheese: rip to y’all but i’m different
guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this
“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates
lol this is amazing
Dear Prudie,
I think I just witnessed a murder
You fucking monster
GET HER PRUDENCE
No wonder why her name is PRUDENCE
Time for the annual reblog!
Reading an advice columnist absolutely eviscerating someone who obviously wrote in hoping to get their shitty attitude validated is always a delight.
women be downloading pdfs
And men….don’t….?…?
no men can’t read
I’m not sure what this says but I like the way the letters are shaped.
the part two that we deserve
A burned tree with unusually patterned wood
Forbidden spaghetti
Just realized that this wasn’t original at all lmao
Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video
OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE
AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS
This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. It’s awesome.
Dear Care and Feeding,
My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and it’s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone else’s child.
I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.
—It’s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still
Dear Sit Still,
Yeah, this is your fault. It’s hugely your fault. Of course it’s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. It’s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to “explore” by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.
A kid “exploring” a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasn’t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to “stop running.” You weren’t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.
Your son is not ready to eat at a “medium-nice” restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonald’s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.
I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.
Mend your wicked ways.
i’m a member of the student cinema committee at uni and i work the desk selling tickets + the week we were showing american sniper every time someone asked for it i told them it was sold out and did they wanna watch selma instead and at the end of the week we were drawing up the numbers + the head of the committee was like ‘wow i’ve never seen a film tank like that almost no one came to see it’ and i was just there like ‘mm yeh that’s so weird’
I love this lol