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New sewing machine: Nooo I need software updates.

My 1904 Singer 15: Just put your back into treadling, I can sew through more layers than you dare to attempt and I will still sew through them when the sun burns out if you remember to oil me

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My digital watch from like 2004: perma-dead. You think a new battery will help? It laughs at your pain. It mocks your futile scrambling. Nothing can bring it back

My pocket watch from 1872: tick tock bitch

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Planned obsolescence

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if only we could go back to the days where marketing companies didn't produce shitty products so you would buy a replacement and give them more money

#small rant #text post

my sister was rating Genshin characters, and she said Albedo looked like a fuckboy..

#albedo #genshin #genshin impact #chongyun #shitpost #lgbt

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In terms of like, Please For The Love Of God Get Hobbies That Aren't Scrolling Through An App For Six Hours A Day, I understand and experience completely the argument of like. with the stressors of modern work, you don't have the energy at the end of the day to do anything but mindlessly watch Netflix and scroll through your phone. but like I would like to gently encourage you to simply force yourself for a time to do something instead of pick up your phone, bc the phone is literally designed to light up your brain with no effort from you whatsoever and it does in fact rot your brain. It makes literally anything but scrolling on your phone seem difficult and joyless. But if you stop scrolling on your phone all the time, and start like, reading or embroidering or gardening or going for walks, you will eventually find the joy in them once more

I understand and it is true that it is hard to have a life outside work and scrolling but there is not a near future where that won't be the case and you should still live a life. And you won't create a future where that isn't the case if you don't have the confidence and experience and drive to fight for it

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It’s the principle of sh1t. If you don’t want me doing it to you, don’t do it to me.

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TIK-TOKKER DETECTED

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BEAT HIS ASS BEAT HIS ASS

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this is officially a Chongyun fan account

#chongyun #genshin #genshin impact #xingqiu #xingqiu kin moment #shitpost #lgbt

theyre MY comfort character and IM ALLOWED to project my own romantic orientations onto them as headcanons /lh

#lighthearted #this post is about chongyun #he gives me so much greyromantic energy #or just aromantic spectrum energy #chongyun #lgbt #sexuality #aromantism #shitpost #genshin #genshin impact

if you read the fine print on anything unless it's inherently untrustworthy, I am scared to do anything in front of you. I could by putting away the dishes and yall would start listing every con to the way I'm doing it like bro its dishes they're getting put up either way