Live in Living Color

Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.

[thebascosauce]

[humorblr]

Evil takes a human form in Regina George.

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[nubbsgalore]

veitnamese farmers harvest water chestnuts in fields of blowing waves of grass (x)

[kyloren]

and at last I see the light and it’s like the fog has lifted and at last I see the light and it’s like the sky is new and it’s warm and real and bright and the world has somehow shifted all at once everything looks different now that I see you

TANGLED 2010 | dir. Byron Howard & Nathan Greno

[guerrillatech]

"Hey so it turns out that the people of earth accidentally did a global experiment to see if every individual could course correct climate change through mass personal change of habits, and it turns out, no! We can't! It was massive corporate activity all along!"

[luckyfools]

[joshpeck]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Charmin’s board of directors right now

[infected]

Carlos Amorales, Stedelijk Museum Amsterdam (photo by michelovemszw)

[sweetoothgirl]

Breakfast Cereal Doughnuts

[noandpickles]

Started watching The Good Place the other day.

[g0at0ad]

op how does it feel being the funniest person on this site

[lilgivenchyprincess]

[vintagebaddies]

[adeles]

#Quarantine feels

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

A dream is a wish your heart makes when you’re fast asleep. In dreams you will lose your heartaches. Whatever you wish for, you keep. Have faith in your dreams and someday, your rainbow will come smiling through. No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[lesbianshepard]

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!

me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.

[lesbianshepard]

me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me: 

me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!

[lesbianshepard]

Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.

Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.

[ronanlysnch]

LITTLE WOMEN (2019) written and directed by Greta Gerwig